The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Tassadar]

Heh, I know, I didn't mean to make the above sound defensive. Who hasn't had crazy problems with girls though?

Shit, trying to do too many things at one time. My Wiimote keeps auto shutting off, because I'm not paying enough attention to Zelda.

No it's fine.

Playing the game and browsing EP simultaneously is bound to end up in failure.

[Raype]

You don't need to explain it to me, I came to similar conclusions myself.

Oh good, then my beliefs are supported by at least one other person.

You could even say they've been

tested %)))))))))))))

Heh, I know, I didn't mean to make the above sound defensive. Who hasn't had crazy problems with girls though?

Shit, trying to do too many things at one time. My Wiimote keeps auto shutting off, because I'm not paying enough attention to Zelda.

Evans. He never had girl problems.

[deadlegion]

Who hasn't had crazy problems with girls though?

Inferno?
Maybe he had probs with one girl

And what about Nemesis?


Crazy girls be best

[Dr Mario]

Evans. He never had girl problems.

Well, not counting the ones he was related to at any rate.

[Tassadar]

Oh good, then my beliefs are supported by at least one other person.

You could even say they've been

tested %)))))))))))))



Evans. He never had girl problems.

But I'm not Russian.

Also, since Hypnos & Alucard have returned it's time for Evans to return.

[Beelzebub]

No it's fine.

Playing the game and browsing EP simultaneously is bound to end up in failure.

The Wii has been on all day, but I think I've actually played Zelda for about 2.5 hours today. The rest has been spent being side-tracked online or something or other.

[Raype]

But I'm not Russian.

Also, since Hypnos & Alucard have returned it's time for Evans to return.

No, but you're from europe. If movies have taught me anything, being from europe is as good as being russian.

Well, not counting the ones he was related to at any rate.

His mom isn't a girl. She's some sort of amorphous blob creature that subsists entirely on a diet of semen.

[Tassadar]

No, but you're from europe. If movies have taught me anything, being from europe is as good as being russian.



His mom isn't a girl. She's some sort of amorphous blob creature that subsists entirely on a diet of semen.

But you're a Newfie and if south park taught me anything it's that Newfies will have sex with literally anything.

Lesson learned from South Park.

[Dr Mario]

But you're a Newfie and if south park taught me anything it's that Newfies will have sex with literally anything.

Options are scarce up there now that the wildlife has caught on to what the sound of a zipper signifies.

[Drageuth]

Definitely, every single one of them I've been with have definitely been bad news.

I'm sure he has, but there's very few of us who haven't. Either here, or in Retro.

Not at all.

There are exceptions, but most single moms are seriously mentally unbalanced and frequently go into wild mood swing mode. Which says nothing of the ones that are just trying to latch onto someone "for the kids" or the ones that still have feelings for the baby daddy. Or they're huge sluts (which may be the reason they're single in the first place).

Which says nothing of you having to put up with the little shits and the inevitable "getting stuck in the middle" she ends up dealing with. And they'll always go with the kids.

Which makes them totally good parents, but a really bad choice for dates.

Oh good, then my beliefs are supported by at least one other person.

You could even say they've been

tested %)))))))))))))

Make that seconded.

Just going from my ex, and the couple of single moms I've dated since splitting up with her.

Never again.


Then again, being a weekend dad isn't a picnic for the girl, either. There's really no winning.

But you're a Newfie and if south park taught me anything it's that Newfies will have sex with literally anything.

Lesson learned from South Park.

Wow. South Park got something right, then.

[Raype]

But you're a Newfie and if south park taught me anything it's that Newfies will have sex with literally anything.

Lesson learned from South Park.

That's mostly accurate.

Hell the province kinda looks like a wang.

And not one of those limp castrated cocks like florida. We have a proud stiffy complete wth ballsack.

Options are scarce up there now that the wildlife has caught on to what the sound of a zipper signifies.

Fortunately the seals are still a little slow.

You can literally club a baby seal to death with your wang.

It's great.

[Raype]

Wow. South Park got something right, then.

They also got the bit about their only being one road, how much french canada sucks, and how that Scott guy is such a douche. Fucking Scott.

[Dr Mario]

Man, newfoundland is like the frozen version of Australia. Except we have secessionist miners, not secessionist frenchmen.

[Raype]

We have a couple secessionist fishermen in this province, and a couple miners around (mostly in labrador which is still sorta-technically NL and is being staffed with people from here since NO ONE LIVES IN LAB, but we also have Bell Island, which we do not talk about. Ever.) Depending on whether or not people in the oil industry can be considered a subset of miner, we have those too.

Many people in this province are displeased by how joining Canada impacted the locals.

[Dr Mario]

Completely unrelated: In future, when working outdoors, I need to remember to check that my pants aren't slipping. The top of my arse now glows like someone just got finished spanking it.