The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Inferno.]

That's what I'm doing too. I don't have any official work experience, so this apprenticeship will be the light to my tunnel. Poetry.

I have an "interview" for this 8 week unpaid job at a shop in a hospital.

Not looking forward to doing it, but it has to be done.

WORKING AND NOT GETTING ANYTHING FOR IT!? WTF.