Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

i'd say either form of sasuke and this is gurren lagann http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOOCp6sdzJc the big red one best visible around 3:10

in johnny test his sister can invent ANYTHING in minutes, do you think you could beat their speed?
has any of sonic's nicknames for you ever amuzed you?
what do you hate about computers?
why can't penuins fly?
do you like trolldad?

- In the case of Sasuke, I've inquired once more: Dear god that guy's whiny. Based on his summary, I'm inclined to say that both Sasuke and Shadow require immediate removal from the land of the talking. Especially the talking...
- Okay, this Gurren Lagann thing looks worrying. I'd have to come up with some effective counter-mechanics. I probably could, but not if blindsided.
- ...If I wanted to.
- Once or twice he's blindsided me, which made me laugh, but he tends to run them COMPLETELY into the ground. The one that amused me was during Evil Plot #198: Adventure. "Look, it's a giant talking egg!" I don't know WHY it amused me. By rights, it's childish as all hell, but for some reason I couldn't resist a chuckle. Thank heavens the rodent didn't hear it, or he would've kept harping on and on about it. I think it was mostly the unexpected nature of it.
- Getting the bugs out of systems that aren't mine.
- Dunno. What about penguins? And penguins evolved as flightless birds, though technically one could argue that their flight mechanics take place underwater. Those birds can SWIM.
- Just the name makes me lean towards 'dislike'. According to my acquaintance it's one of the trollface/rageface memes. Allow me to summarise my feelings with the following quote from Evil Plot #301: Unleashed.

*target set: Rageface meme-creator...*

"GO! FIRE ALL WEAPONS!"

my sis just show me this very funy vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX2Xu...eature=related
after watch i must ask this too: what about french toast?

Umm...

I'm not entirely certain what to say to this. Other than 'what the hell', obviously. But I shall strive to answer your question.

I quite like French Toast for breakfast.

[Grouch]

do you like soft drinks?
do you like candles?
whats your favorite candy?

[luffy4]

do you ever take off your glasses?
do you like crazy frog?
what word do you hate?
what is our opinion of the "pants at ankles" trend?
could you outsmart sherlock holmes?
do you not wonder why sonic looks nothing like a real hedgehog?
if you met 4kids Eggman what would you do/say?
this thread has almost 40 pages and over 500 posts, is it celebration time?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

do you like soft drinks?
do you like candles?
whats your favorite candy?

- Sure. I prefer a good cup of tea, but sometimes nothing can beat a good ice cold drink.
- Candles? They're candles. Wax sticks with a wick that, when lighted, provides a light source. I'm not sure why I should hold an excessive liking for them. Or a dislike, for that matter. They're CANDLES.
- Difficult to say. As with many things, these kinds of things vary constantly. Currently probably mints.

do you ever take off your glasses?
do you like crazy frog?
what word do you hate?
what is our opinion of the "pants at ankles" trend?
could you outsmart sherlock holmes?
do you not wonder why sonic looks nothing like a real hedgehog?
if you met 4kids Eggman what would you do/say?
this thread has almost 40 pages and over 500 posts, is it celebration time?

- When I go to sleep. You'll note I don't sleep that often, so you won't see me without my glasses.
- God no. I bloody hate that atrocity.
- Do one-word memes count? If so, then those.
- I hadn't realised that there was such a trend. Never mind what it entails.
- That's a tricky one. I'm inclined to say that Sherlock's analytical mind is without peer, with the possible exception of mine. Let's just say that I wouldn't relish the thought of going head-to-head with him.
- I did some research on this subject some time ago. Let me see if I can find the results... Ah, here we are. "Nothing around this blasted blue cretin makes SENSE." There's your answer. And your problem.
- I'd be amazingly surprised. *OOC Note: Technically speaking, there is no '4kids Eggman.' The only thing 4kids provided was the voice actor, Mike Pollock, who also does the voice for all the games now. I'm going to assume you meant Sonic X Eggman here.*

Besides that, I'd probably pat him on the back and tell him to keep at it. Someday he'll win, just like me.
- I'm going to celebrate at page 50. I still have no idea what on earth to do for it though, so feel free to send in ideas.

[luffy4]

do you like hotwheels be it the cars or any media surrounding it?
if you were to meet Dr.Drakken from Kim possible what would you do/say?
can and would you use two computers at once?
could you beat the creators of magic/yugioh at their own game? what about without cheating?
when you rule would you call "Ebay" "EggBay" or something else?
does the fact that sonic makes so little sense, in itself MAKE sense?
whats the dumbest name for a main character of anything you have heard (be it situational or not)
can you out-thief lupin the 3rd and Kaito kid both at the same time? what about individually?
what's your opinion of Silver the Hedgehog?
would you team up with Ganondorf and perform an "exchange" that he would get rid of the "blasted hedgehog" if you got rid of Link and zelda? be it to eliminate or capture the 3 of them
same question except Wiley and megaman
who has asked you the most questions?
would you help me collect ALL the Shengon-Wu knowing that of the Thousands of them tha exsist there will be one guaranteed to get rid of sonic or give you the upperhand?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

do you like hotwheels be it the cars or any media surrounding it?
if you were to meet Dr.Drakken from Kim possible what would you do/say?
can and would you use two computers at once?
could you beat the creators of magic/yugioh at their own game? what about without cheating?
when you rule would you call "Ebay" "EggBay" or something else?
does the fact that sonic makes so little sense, in itself MAKE sense?
whats the dumbest name for a main character of anything you have heard (be it situational or not)
can you out-thief lupin the 3rd and Kaito kid both at the same time? what about individually?
what's your opinion of Silver the Hedgehog?
would you team up with Ganondorf and perform an "exchange" that he would get rid of the "blasted hedgehog" if you got rid of Link and zelda? be it to eliminate or capture the 3 of them
same question except Wiley and megaman
who has asked you the most questions?
would you help me collect ALL the Shengon-Wu knowing that of the Thousands of them tha exsist there will be one guaranteed to get rid of sonic or give you the upperhand?

- Hot Wheels? I dunno. I'm not too fussed about them. The bloody media horror surrounding it is another story entirely, of course, but I hate media festivals.
- I'd say "who the hell are YOU?"
- Yes, and what on earth do you mean "would"?
- I resent the implication that I would always cheat. If the stakes are merely being victorious at a game, cheating is boring, pedestrian, and more than a little silly. And with games like Magic: The Gathering, there's a large element of skill and some luck involved. As long as luck is on my side, I believe I could hold my own fairly well. Never played the Yu-Gi-Oh game, but I assume that it has similar basic principles, if a different ruleset.
- Not a bad thought. I think I'll steal the concept of EggBay. Much obliged.
- Um, no. Not at all, really.
- Lightning, from Final Fantasy XIII. In itself it's not so bad (VII had Cloud, for example), but situationally, it's horrible. Because EVERYONE has a name like that. For heaven's sake, you've got Lightning, Hope, Snow, Fang, and Vanille. What the hell were they thinking? The only one with a normal-ish name is bloody Sazh.
- Much like I was asked before, I STILL have no idea who the hell Lupin the 3rd is. Never mind this 'Kaito' fellow.
- Well, frankly, I'm told that some people have taken to calling him "pot-leaf the hedgehog". Considering that his behaviour probably only makes sense if you're stoned out of your head, I see little reason to argue against that nickname.
- Doubtful. Ganondorf is too egomaniacal to enter such an alliance. Not to mention that Link and Zelda are threats enough for their own villain. I don't particularly need to draw their attention to ME, thanks.
- Dr. Wily I might be able to work with, but frankly, it's the same situation as with Ganondorf. I've got enough to deal with with Sonic, I don't really need any other would-be heroes here.
- Not the foggiest. I'm not keeping score you know. If it had to come to it, it'd probably be close between you and the Grouch.
- While an upper-hand guarantee object would be nice, Sonic has his own. The Chaos Emeralds. Believe me, whatever your Shengon-Wu can do, the Chaos Emeralds can counter. That's why they're probably the single most powerful objects in the universe. Oh, and don't try to twist the Master Emerald. Using it as a power source is one thing. Trying to use its power in other ways? Bad idea.

[foggy_han]

Good evening, Doctor.
I was just wondering if you ever "researched" your blue, spiky foe
by playing "Sonic the Hedgehog" titles for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis. ^^
(You know, I first saw in my TV screen back in 1992! )
If so, what did you learned from them?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Good evening, Doctor.
I was just wondering if you ever "researched" your blue, spiky foe
by playing "Sonic the Hedgehog" titles for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis. ^^
(You know, I first saw in my TV screen back in 1992! )
If so, what did you learned from them?

Well, the problem with that is that the games were made as documentation of Sonic's... urgh, glorious victories over my attempts at conquest. Essentially they were all after the fact, and Sonic had fairly little involvement in the development of the games. While they provided some information (I had no idea how Sonic got through some of my fortresses, but those games clarified matters. I wasn't even AWARE of that blasted waterlogged labyrinth beneath Scrap Brain at the time, for example), overall they're not that useful as research material.

[luffy4]

could you not try using an old plan that you know didnt work and fix the reason it didnt work?
whats your favourite cartoon?
why is it Gozilla and not Godzilla?
is the moon made of cheese?
if you knew the earth would explode, and had the power to stop it but gained nothing in return because you would be safe anyway, would you stop it?
what was the point of making sonic MORE dangerous as the werehog?
why don't we ever see momma robotnik in any games?
why wasn't metal Sonic in Sonic X?
do you find it sorta sad whenever metal sonic is destroyed?
what did you think when sonic flipped you off in sonic the movie? (the one where knuckles wears a dorky cowboy hat)
whats you opinion of mephiles the dark?

[ZuNinja]

Would a set of Pokemon help you in your conquest?
If Pikachu was an ally of yours, how would he serve you best?
Would catching Sonic in a Pokeball be a good idea?
If the pokeball idea actually worked, how much would you laugh? (I'd laugh very hard)
If you were to invent your own gaming console, what would it be called and what kind of features would it have?
Would you let Sonic play that system with you?
Do you know the day Pikachu was born?
If not, would you like to know?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

could you not try using an old plan that you know didnt work and fix the reason it didnt work?
whats your favourite cartoon?
why is it Gozilla and not Godzilla?
is the moon made of cheese?
if you knew the earth would explode, and had the power to stop it but gained nothing in return because you would be safe anyway, would you stop it?
what was the point of making sonic MORE dangerous as the werehog?
why don't we ever see momma robotnik in any games?
why wasn't metal Sonic in Sonic X?
do you find it sorta sad whenever metal sonic is destroyed?
what did you think when sonic flipped you off in sonic the movie? (the one where knuckles wears a dorky cowboy hat)
whats you opinion of mephiles the dark?

- That happened during that whole Generations fiasco. I retooled my old Death Egg, my old Death Egg Robot, brought back the Egg Dragoon, and even brought the hedgehog face to face against Perfect Chaos again, though this time the hedgehog wasn't in his Super form. You'll note things didn't work out.
- Pinkie and the Brain. I know exactly how it feels to be surrounded by idiots.
- Yes.
- ...no.
- Of course I would. I would gain the chance to keep going from it. You may have noticed I'm trying to CONQUER the planet, not destroy it. A destroyed world is extremely bad for business.
- That whole werehog thing was an unintended side-effect. The plot was effective, but I didn't anticipate Dark Gaia's energies to mutate the hedgehog. And really, it was possibly the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. I underestimated the threat.
- Because "Momma Robotnik" isn't MY mum. She's the mother of one of my alternates. Specifically, the alternate detailed in the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons. Really now, get your dimensions straight. I've explained this before. There are a great many dimensions, the history of which sometimes bleeds through to our dimension. This gets transcribed in many different forms, some in cartoons, some in comics, and so on and so forth.
- Because my counterpart there never built one. Simple as, really.
- Well, since it's always Sonic doing the destroying, I appreciate the irony. I most feel annoyed at having to rebuild the mechanical git. Again.
- Again, alternate dimension counterpart. I can only assume he was quite irritated at the time.
- Well, all I have on Mephiles is very sketchy data. As I said before, very few things escaped the enormously convoluted conclusion of that situation, and all I had left was a hidden base with some backup information. All I know of Mephiles is that he was some sort of force of darkness who got defeated by Shadow. Until all the events were basically written out of time, that is.

Would a set of Pokemon help you in your conquest?
If Pikachu was an ally of yours, how would he serve you best?
Would catching Sonic in a Pokeball be a good idea?
If the pokeball idea actually worked, how much would you laugh? (I'd laugh very hard)
If you were to invent your own gaming console, what would it be called and what kind of features would it have?
Would you let Sonic play that system with you?
Do you know the day Pikachu was born?
If not, would you like to know?

- ...no. And if I had any, I'd probably restart my old power source system again, just to spite the furry little sods.
- Dinner.
- No. If I remember my canon correctly, those... things staying inside those pokéballs is more or less voluntary, so I very much doubt Sonic would stay.
- I'd snigger. And then facepalm in despair at the silliness of reality as a whole.
- The EggsBox. Priced at 3,60. *OOC Note: See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI*
- Depends. Would he be trying to scuttle my plans at the time? If yes, then NO.
- How on earth would I know that? It's a fuzzy little cartoon animal, for goodness' sake.
- Not particularly, no. It's a fuzzy little cartoon animal, for goodness' sake.

[ZuNinja]

I'll tell you anyway, and to my suprise, he was born June 12, 1602. I remind you, even though it's small and fuzzy, he is quite powerful.

What did you think of my pokemon related questions?
Is there a situation wich would be serious enough and important enough that you would sacrifice your life?
What do you hate most about Microsoft?
Ever thought of taking an apprentice under your wing?
A riddle: Where would I be if I'm where you think I would be after thinking I wouldn't be where you thought I was? It does have an answer, mind you. A little imagination is useful and I'm sure you have plenty.

[luffy4]

in a twist of irony, if sonic were to turn evil, would you have to turn good?
what if he were so evil that he was on level with villains that kill for no reason?
if your doing nothing are you not still doing something?
why isnt a keyboard in alphabetical order?
if you knew that you could elimate mario for bowser and that he could eliminate sonic for you, but you each have trouble with your specific nemesi, would you trade and team up?
was beta a good robot to build or do u regret it?
do you wear your goggles over your glasses?
would you have a lightsaber battle with Darth vader? would you win?
Yoda annoying is he?
if you had a Masterball pokeball and it would work on sonic what would you do with it after capturing him knowing that if released he would just run off again?
whos better past or current sonic?
how dense is metal sonic?
whos the most violent sonic character/villain/hero
why havent you tried poisening the worlds chillidog supply to get rid of sonic?
has it EVER been mentioned that sonic loves chilli dogs prior to Generations?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I'll tell you anyway, and to my suprise, he was born June 12, 1602. I remind you, even though it's small and fuzzy, he is quite powerful.

What did you think of my pokemon related questions?
Is there a situation wich would be serious enough and important enough that you would sacrifice your life?
What do you hate most about Microsoft?
Ever thought of taking an apprentice under your wing?
A riddle: Where would I be if I'm where you think I would be after thinking I wouldn't be where you thought I was? It does have an answer, mind you. A little imagination is useful and I'm sure you have plenty.

It's a sparkly rat. Yeah, he can create enormous currents. So can I. And I can do it much better. And while I initially didn't want to know, I'll admit to morbid curiosity: Where in the limitless hells did you drag up THAT info?

- Interesting, though I'm not overfond of Pokémon.
- Some come to mind, but none of them I would care to mention. One's responses in the actual situation can vary wildly than from what you'd like to think you'd do, after all.
- I don't really care enough to express a particular hatred to a specific aspect of their company. I suppose if I had to pick, I'd go with XBox Live. My GOD I hate online gaming sometimes.
- Not particularly. I've got enough to deal with with my robots and bases without a student underfoot. If I find someone willing and, more importantly, able, I might reconsider.
- I'm afraid my current headache is preventing me from even fully grasping that sentence, so if it's all the same with you, I'll answer this at a later date. *OOC Note: Do ask this one again later. I'm not kidding about the headache, and I literally can't think clearly enough to figure out exactly what it is you're asking *

in a twist of irony, if sonic were to turn evil, would you have to turn good?
what if he were so evil that he was on level with villains that kill for no reason?
if your doing nothing are you not still doing something?
why isnt a keyboard in alphabetical order?
if you knew that you could elimate mario for bowser and that he could eliminate sonic for you, but you each have trouble with your specific nemesi, would you trade and team up?
was beta a good robot to build or do u regret it?
do you wear your goggles over your glasses?
would you have a lightsaber battle with Darth vader? would you win?
Yoda annoying is he?
if you had a Masterball pokeball and it would work on sonic what would you do with it after capturing him knowing that if released he would just run off again?
whos better past or current sonic?
how dense is metal sonic?
whos the most violent sonic character/villain/hero
why havent you tried poisening the worlds chillidog supply to get rid of sonic?
has it EVER been mentioned that sonic loves chilli dogs prior to Generations?

- Evil is merely perception. Yes, I know I call my schemes "evil plots", but frankly, that's mostly to satisfy the boring standards. I'm doing what I do to improve the world. If Sonic were to turn evil, things wouldn't change a great deal. I'd still fight him, so as to prevent his insanity from making the world even WORSE. The only difference is that I'd lose all respect for the rodent.
- Then he wouldn't be a threat at all, because villains like that are provably moronic and incompetent.
- Obviously. There is no such thing as truly doing nothing. Even sitting still, the body still works, doesn't it? One still breathes, one still digests, one still thinks, and so on.
- Keyboard letter order is designed for smooth typing. Locations of letters are determined by how often they're used, how often they're used together with other nearby letters, and so on and so forth. Alphabetical order is all well and good, but it doesn't really make for excessively smooth typing.
- I suppose so. However, the problem is, I'm real. Bowser's not. There's a minor snag here.
- Ahhh E-101 Beta... Good design, and a powerhouse. I simply underestimated E-102's tenacity. And betrayal. Definitely a shame it got destroyed, but you win some, you lose some.
- Yes. There's a small indent on the inside of the goggles to fit smoothly over my glasses.
- No, and no. I'm a master engineer and scientist. Not a sword-dancer. Vader, for all his faults (and believe me, there are many of them), is at least a bloody accomplished warrior. If it were my Egg Dragoon versus Vader, then we'd talk. And I'd win.
- No, but that was.
- I'd like to refer you back to my earlier answer about capturing Sonic in a pokéball to ZuNinja. It just wouldn't work.
- Sonic from back in the day is preferable to me, mostly because he was less skilled at the time. Mind you, so was I.
- Depends. Dense in the sense of idiocy? Or metal density? In the case of the former: Quite intelligent. In the case of the latter: That's classified. I don't disclose working details on my greater creations. That would be remarkably silly.
- Difficult to say. I probably rank fairly high, though I'm not violent for violence's sake. I destroy to further my schemes. Probably Shadow. He wanted to destroy the world. For killing Maria. Now, I'm not exactly happy about GUN killing my niece, but for heaven's SAKE.
- Because I am principally opposed to poisoning, for one. For two, there's not exactly a warehouse somewhere labeled "World Chili Dog Supply!". It's not exactly workable.
- In other dimensions, yes. In ours, it was only shoveled through by the games trying to capitalise on it. I think they started with it when they documented the Unleashed fiasco.

[luffy4]

would a metal tails be able to beat normal tails?
do you talk to the TV?