Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[luffy4]

are you enjoying the many questions of ep?
what was you favourite?

[ZuNinja]

After you take over the world, what would you do about the Media? (IE: tv programs, music labels, merchandise) Would you change it to fit your views?

And my brother says: You not answering his question worries him.

Sorry if that gets wierd.

[Grouch]

if you had just one wish other than taking over the world what would it be?
how would you feel about sega making a "dancing with the stars" like game featuring videogame celebrities like you and sonic?
do you think there should be more 2D platforming games this generation?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what do you think of censorship and the internet?

Some is necessary, but quite a few of the new 'laws' that are being introduced of late are nothing but completely ridiculous.

I would like to further simplify this question and ask what do you think of the internet as a whole?

The internet is an incredibly powerful tool. It's immensely useful, but due to its widespread use and power, it's also immensely dangerous. There are many considerations to the internet, so to prevent a rant of massive proportions, I'll just close off with "I like it, but use it with care"

are you enjoying the many questions of ep?
what was you favourite?

- Most definitely. Mind you, there are some worrying questions out there, but on the whole it's been an amusing way to spend my non-plotting/battling against Sonic time.

After you take over the world, what would you do about the Media? (IE: tv programs, music labels, merchandise) Would you change it to fit your views?

And my brother says: You not answering his question worries him.

Sorry if that gets wierd.

- Well, I'd probably disband quite a few of them, but mostly due to gross stupidity. Unsurprisingly, Fox News is at the very top of the list. It also occupies spots nrs. 2 through 10. But as long as they at least make an effort to be objective and research their work, I'll be happy to let them continue their work. As long as they don't actively cause discord, basically.
- Well, it's not exactly a question I've pondered in my life for a large variety of reasons. For one, who on earth spends time pondering if he or she likes it if a toilet seat was pre-warmed by a previous occupant? The mere thought of someone contemplating this boggles the mind. The other, equally important reason, is that I live on the Egg Carrier. There aren't many other occupants here. In fact, all other occupants are robots, not noted for their toilet use.

if you had just one wish other than taking over the world what would it be?
how would you feel about sega making a "dancing with the stars" like game featuring videogame celebrities like you and sonic?
do you think there should be more 2D platforming games this generation?

- At the risk of sounding like a super-model bimbo: World Peace. No, really. My goal is to make the world a better place, through any means necessary. If the world was a better place, I'd probably retire.
- Exceptionally worried.
- I don't care too much about either 2D or 3D, as long as it works well. The platforming needs to flow well, the gameplay needs to be smooth. Whether that's done walking forwards or to the right, I don't care too much.

[luffy4]

would you win in a fight against Dr.Wiley, be it with or without inventions? how?
would you win in a fight against Dr.Gero (android 20), be it with or without inventions? How?
do you use social sites like facebook?
would you bowl with a Chao?
whos got the worst personality sasuke or shadow the hedgehog?
what director do you hate?

[Grouch]

would you kill a person if they asked you to do so?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

would you win in a fight against Dr.Wiley, be it with or without inventions? how?
would you win in a fight against Dr.Gero (android 20), be it with or without inventions? How?
do you use social sites like facebook?
would you bowl with a Chao?
whos got the worst personality sasuke or shadow the hedgehog?
what director do you hate?

- Without mechs, I would win against Wily. Look at the man, he's reedy. I can actually punch fairly hard if I set my mind to it you know. With mechas, it's even more unquestionable. I am the greatest scientific genius in the world, after all. His systems simply don't hold up to mine, when it gets right down to it.
- Oh come on. Dr. Gero? Yeah, he'd beat me on physical strength (easily, I'll cheerfully admit), but the moment it comes down to technology, I would annihilate him so badly it'd hurt. He could build. He couldn't think very clearly. I could take him out with my Egg Walker, if I so desired. Still, the easiest solution would just be to lob an EMP bomb at the git.
- I am a (perceived to be) evil world conquering dictator. What're the odds that I would post my details on FACEBOOK? Yeah, I'm posting here. Mostly because I know how to obscure any information about me, my whereabouts, and anything else necessary. Facebook is another matter altogether. Yes, I could thwart it, but what in heaven's name would be the point!?
- No. They're too adorable. Plus, have you seen chao before? They're a shade tinier than your regular bowling ball. It just wouldn't work.
- I haven't a clue who this Sasuke is supposed to be. Hang on, looking it up...

...well, that didn't help:
Sasuke Uchiha, a character in Naruto media
Sasuké (Usagi Yojimbo), a character in the Usagi Yojimbo universe
Sasuke Sarugakure, a character in the Ranma ½ universe
Sarutobi Sasuke, a character in Japanese children's stories
Sasuke (Ganbare Goemon), a character in Legend of the Mystical Ninja series media
Sasuke or NinjaRed, one of several main characters in the Ninja Sentai Kakuranger television series
Sasuke Matsutani, a character in the Legendz universe
Sasuke (Mirmo!) or Sazo, a character in Mirmo! media
Sasuke, a character in Ninin Ga Shinobuden media
Sasuke Sagami, a character in the Animal Academy: Hakobune Hakusho universe
WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? I'll plunk for Shadow for the time being, I bloody hate the over-angsty git.
- The director of GUN.

would you kill a person if they asked you to do so?

That rather depends. Are they asking me politely, or are they asking for it?

[luffy4]

Sasuke Uchia (thought i wrote that)
would you take over the north pole?
what brand of headphones do you prefer to use?
if megaman teamed up with sonic would you be screwed?
what would you do if you were challenged to defeat tengen toppa gurren lagann? do you think you could win?
who is the most annoying character in your universe?
is there such thing as a white hole?

[Grouch]

That rather depends. Are they asking me politely, or are they asking for it?

they're asking politely.

[kiduxa]

sir u like waffles?
sweet sweet waffles?

[Grouch]

I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 what is it?
how long do you think before sega releases another sonic game?
on the topic of sega have you ever wished or pleaded with sega to retire sonic as their mascot?
do you think there'll be another sonic mario crossover on featuring something other than Olympics?
do you feel that amy and rouge should get their own spinoff game like tails did?

[TheRealSpiders]

sir u like waffles?

I would like to complete this question by asking do you like pancakes?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Sasuke Uchia (thought i wrote that)
would you take over the north pole?
what brand of headphones do you prefer to use?
if megaman teamed up with sonic would you be screwed?
what would you do if you were challenged to defeat tengen toppa gurren lagann? do you think you could win?
who is the most annoying character in your universe?
is there such thing as a white hole?

- I'll admit that I never really did watch Naruto, but I'm told by an acquaintance that there're two incarnations of this character: The version from Shippuden or the original, he'd like to know? Because apparently that makes a difference (One being far more angsty and/or bitchy than the other). For my part, I'm still inclined to say Shadow. He was fine during Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2, although fairly whiny, at least he had a reason to be, and at least he didn't screech Maria every step of the way, but ever since...
- Once the rest of the world is mine, the North Pole sort of comes with the package.
- EggTech. I build my own systems.
- Sonic doesn't NEED to team up with Mega Man to take me down as it looks now. However, MegaMan isn't too much of a threat: His power copy system is completely useless against me, so all he'd have to rely on is that puny little blaster of his.
- According to aforementioned acquaintance: Be horrifically owned. I will have to do my own research to verify this claim, but really, I'm not much of an anime-buff, so these questions leave me slightly in the dark.
- I'm torn between Shadow, Cream, and Amy. Shadow for the over-obvious angsty squealing, Cream for being exceptionally irritating, and Amy for being scary as all hell whenever she gets near Sonic.
- That would suggest that there's something out there that would eject a near-infinite amount of mass into the universe? From nowhere? I suppose going by that the Big Bang theory might be considered a White Hole.

they're asking politely.

Rather depends on the situation, sorry. If they were suffering horrendously, I would be willing to refer them to a doctor able to help them end it as gently and painlessly as possible. If they're just whining about how horrible their lives are, then I'd tell them to leave and do something about it other than dying.

sir u like waffles?
sweet sweet waffles?

Hell. Yes.

Also, I'm flattered that you chose to make your very first post in my thread. Thank you!

I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 what is it?
how long do you think before sega releases another sonic game?
on the topic of sega have you ever wished or pleaded with sega to retire sonic as their mascot?
do you think there'll be another sonic mario crossover on featuring something other than Olympics?
do you feel that amy and rouge should get their own spinoff game like tails did?

- Pi.
- Well, that depends. Once my next Evil Plot either succeeds or crashes and burns. And no, I'm not telling you when I set the next plot in motion, I'm not THAT easily tricked.
- Well, they try to tell the story of my attempts at conquest and Sonic's successes at stopping these. SEGA's not going to switch sides until I succeed, so that would be an exercise in futility.
- Who knows. I know Sonic joined that daft brawling event in that game, but I'm not sure if there'll be other such events.
- Umm, how about no. Amy's scary as all hell, so all her spinoff would probably focus on is her freakish ranting about Sonic. In Rouge's case, what would the game be about? Consistent prostitution? Pass.

I would like to complete this question by asking do you like pancakes?

I would like to answer this question in the same manner as I answered the question on waffles:

Hell. Yes.

[luffy4]

i'd say either form of sasuke and this is gurren lagann http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOOCp6sdzJc the big red one best visible around 3:10

in johnny test his sister can invent ANYTHING in minutes, do you think you could beat their speed?
has any of sonic's nicknames for you ever amuzed you?
what do you hate about computers?
why can't penuins fly?
do you like trolldad?

[kiduxa]

my sis just show me this very funy vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX2Xu...eature=related
after watch i must ask this too: what about french toast?