Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Have you ever considered the possibility of joining forces with sonic? I mean, just for the heck of it-imagine you turned "good" and made friends with Sonic and pals. How would that play out?

Probably poorly. I respect Sonic and his friends for their abilities. I don't hold the same views and convictions as they do. I work better alone.

Have you considered hair loss treatment?

Do you polish the top head?

- Nope. As I've said before, bald is beautiful.
- The top head?

who would win in a fight master chief or samus, full armor

Hrmmm, difficult to say...

I'm inclined to say Samus, she has more weapons available at any given time, and is more versatile than Master Chief.

would you ever use little animals as a power source again?
has PETA come after you for that yet?
what do you think about PETA and the tanuki thing?

- Don't think so, if I'm honest. It was a daft system to begin with, and I don't see it being revived.
- They tried. I subtly pointed out that if they even attempted to come near me, I would personally annihilate fluffy animals. By the SCORE.

No, I wouldn't actually have done that, but they weren't to know that, were they?

- PETA and the tanuki thing? I stopped paying attention to PETA when they became completely and utterly ridiculous. The threat that they pose is so ludicrously tiny that it's safe to completely disregard. Even SONIC agrees on that. Feel free to enlighten me about this case, of course. I'm sure I can get a good few chuckles about it.