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    Does your beard get dusty easily?

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    Would you sympathize for a naturally non-sympathetic person, if that person did a sympathetic favor for you?

    Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them is not a nickel. what are they?

    the next sentence is false, the first sentence is true, what do you think of this sentence?

    why do things get darker when wet?

    why does the moon look white even though the sun is yellow?

    what is detective conans name in his true form?

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    A small riddle for you.

    A Ninja lies all the time. Even when the truth serves better, they lie anyway. Am I lying?
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    can you put an end to all of these black friday and pre-black friday commercials with a nuke?
    do you have to cure for the common cold?
    why do monkey's like bananas?
    how common is it for monkeys to swim?
    do you think a rhino would get mad if a monkey tried to ride on it's back?
    can you build more monkey robots?
    can you make monkeys fly?
    what do you think of all these monkey questions?
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    if one of us was able to catch the rodent, what would our reward be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Blog View Post
    Does your beard get dusty easily?
    ...what beard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    Would you sympathize for a naturally non-sympathetic person, if that person did a sympathetic favor for you?

    Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them is not a nickel. what are they?

    the next sentence is false, the first sentence is true, what do you think of this sentence?

    why do things get darker when wet?

    why does the moon look white even though the sun is yellow?

    what is detective conans name in his true form?
    - Then the person wouldn't be non-sympathetic, now would he?
    - Then the other coin is a nickel, ergo it's a nickel and a quarter.
    - I think 'oh good, more silly paradoxes'
    - Has something to do with absorption of moisture. I haven't looked into it in-depth, but essentially pigment's depth is slightly increased by liquids such as water (only naturally colourless liquids apply). For example, spilling chocolate milk onto something will invariably lead to brown stains.
    - Colouration. The Sun is naturally yellow due to the intense heat produced within its core and even on its surface. The moon is naturally a greyish-white rock and all it does is reflect light.
    - I have no idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZuNinja View Post
    A small riddle for you.

    A Ninja lies all the time. Even when the truth serves better, they lie anyway. Am I lying?
    What's with today's paradoxes? Really? Either 'yes' OR 'no' is wrong, ergo there IS no answer.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Grouch View Post
    can you put an end to all of these black friday and pre-black friday commercials with a nuke?
    do you have to cure for the common cold?
    why do monkey's like bananas?
    how common is it for monkeys to swim?
    do you think a rhino would get mad if a monkey tried to ride on it's back?
    can you build more monkey robots?
    can you make monkeys fly?
    what do you think of all these monkey questions?
    - Nope. Sadly, the advertising companies aren't conveniently located extremely close to one another. I'd need several nukes, and if I did THAT I might as well kick off the nuclear holocaust immediately.
    - Nope, most regrettably. It's one of those incurable diseases.
    - It's part of their staple diet, perhaps? It's something they've naturally evolved to eat?
    - I couldn't say. Some species may swim a great deal. Others may not.
    - I would imagine the rhino to be annoyed, but what's it to do?
    - Sure. I'll pass the order along. Five-hundred Coconuts v3.1 models will be in production soon. Can't imagine where I'll put 'em, but whatever.
    - Only robot monkeys. I just don't see much point to it.
    - They're a bit pointless. Monkeys aren't really my main focus, oddly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    if one of us was able to catch the rodent, what would our reward be?
    Absolute and utter astonishment from my end. Then a permanent cushy posting in the new Empire.

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    if one of us was able to catch the rodent, what would our reward be?
    Absolute and utter astonishment from my end. Then a permanent cushy posting in the new Empire.
    Hmmm and maybe a laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher.

    What your favorite type of tree?

    Have you considered putting white racing stripes down the middle of your egg mobile?

    What sonics IQ?

    Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see the picture below?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Blog View Post
    Hmmm and maybe a laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher.

    What your favorite type of tree?

    Have you considered putting white racing stripes down the middle of your egg mobile?

    What sonics IQ?

    Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see the picture below?


    ugly.jpg
    - I'll consider it.
    - My favourite type of TREE? The ones that don't get in my way, I'd say.
    - Of course not. They'd only show on the front, because my eggmobile doesn't have a roof
    - I could be petty here and say "less than 20". So I will. Less than 20.
    - Something along the lines of "why?" Possibly involving swearwords.

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    Actually, there is an answer to the riddle I've asked. A person I've asked before you has answered the question quite accurately. Would you like to take the challenge? I assure you it is no paradox. Explain your answer to back it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZuNinja View Post
    A small riddle for you.

    A Ninja lies all the time. Even when the truth serves better, they lie anyway. Am I lying?
    Quote Originally Posted by ZuNinja View Post
    Actually, there is an answer to the riddle I've asked. A person I've asked before you has answered the question quite accurately. Would you like to take the challenge? I assure you it is no paradox. Explain your answer to back it up.
    Just re-quoting it here for clarity, though I do believe I've more or less figured it out.

    Yes, you are lying. If you are being truthful, then you lead to a paradox. Where I initially went WRONG is that it would also be a paradox if you were, in fact, lying. However, you could merely be lying occasionally, and this would thus be one of those times. Lying about this statement does not automatically mean that the statement is paradoxical. Thus, you being truthful is ruled out as an impossibility, and leaves the only other option: you are lying.

    My mistake was thinking in absolutes. If you were being truthful, then absolutes apply: Only lies will EVER be told. If you weren't, then the question of absolutes doesn't arise, as it doesn't mean that the person is 100% truthful at all times. Just a simple automatic mental leap that trapped me. Well done you. Of course, then there is the fact that even if the absolutes apply, nobody said that YOU were the ninja in question, and thus if you were being truthful or lying becomes an academical point altogether, as your being truthful or not has no actual bearing on the question any longer.

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    who created the joker?
    who created you?
    what was your original purpose for when you were designed?

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    Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    who created the joker?
    who created you?
    what was your original purpose for when you were designed?
    - I'm told it was someone over at DC Comics.
    - ...my parents?
    - ...I wasn't 'designed', per se. I was born.

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    Team Edward or Team Jacob?
    Wot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik View Post
    Just re-quoting it here for clarity, though I do believe I've more or less figured it out.

    Yes, you are lying. If you are being truthful, then you lead to a paradox. Where I initially went WRONG is that it would also be a paradox if you were, in fact, lying. However, you could merely be lying occasionally, and this would thus be one of those times. Lying about this statement does not automatically mean that the statement is paradoxical. Thus, you being truthful is ruled out as an impossibility, and leaves the only other option: you are lying.

    My mistake was thinking in absolutes. If you were being truthful, then absolutes apply: Only lies will EVER be told. If you weren't, then the question of absolutes doesn't arise, as it doesn't mean that the person is 100% truthful at all times. Just a simple automatic mental leap that trapped me. Well done you. Of course, then there is the fact that even if the absolutes apply, nobody said that YOU were the ninja in question, and thus if you were being truthful or lying becomes an academical point altogether, as your being truthful or not has no actual bearing on the question any longer.
    Very well done Dr., I'm very impressed! Kudos to you! Although, do you think it would affect your answer if I am a Ninja or not? And how would you be able to tell if I was a Ninja?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZuNinja View Post
    Very well done Dr., I'm very impressed! Kudos to you! Although, do you think it would affect your answer if I am a Ninja or not? And how would you be able to tell if I was a Ninja?
    I already answered that question. If you are not a ninja, then the question becomes academical, because your being truthful or lying has no bearing on the main point anymore, averting the paradox. I wouldn't be able to tell that you were a ninja, though you'd probably lie about it.

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