Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
Come on, live a little. Stick your dick up in that can of worms. Shake it up.

No harm ever came from making a terrible decision or two.

Besides, it'll make you seem that much more awesome to your ex. I mean, you upgraded to two women.

And I'm sure your nuts will thank you. You've been alone so long they've swollen up and such.
You have convinced me.

Time to go bust a nut.