The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Mistral]

No, Milady, you ARE the purple smiley. And then Milady was a .

Well at least I'm not a-



FUCK

I'm shocked I don't spam that more.

I'm glad I'm not completely and inextricably linked to a single smilie.

SOMETHING ABOUT CATS

[Raype]

Milady waited. The posts in front of her blinked and sparked out of thin air. There were noobs in the forums. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years.

Her warnings to administaylor Sprang weren't listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Eleanor was a moderator for 7 years. When she was young, he heard the dial tone and said to dad "I want to be on the internet daddy"

Dad said "NO! You WILL BE KILL BY xXxEvansBasherxXx"

We both have six letter usernames that start with M. We both have girly avatars. We both use the same purple smilies.

I mean come on, it's obvious. I'm surprised brit is the only one to discover our my secret.

You're both lizard people.

You both enjoy the british despite your country having a difficult history with them.

Just saw a post on FB from a friend. He was friends with a guy I went to high school with. That guy died in a motorcycle accident last night.

Look on the bright side, one less name to remember.

[Milady]

You're both lizard people.

You both enjoy the british despite your country having a difficult history with them.

Now you're catching on.

[Jazzmarazz]

Humans fear that which confuses them. I say that with wee in my pants. wtf man.

[Ivolt]

That cat be telling me lies, and getting me pissed.

Yo.

[Synthetik]

This is hilarious, because I came across the audio clip the other day whilst cleaning up some folders.

CHEWED TO DEATH BY RETARDS.mp3

<3 Cosmic

I still have that one saved too.

'...and he FIRED CHEAP INSULTS'

'And then Cookie... was an Illora.'

Her warnings to administaylor Sprang weren't listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Eleanor was a moderator for 7 years. When she was young, he heard the dial tone and said to dad "I want to be on the internet daddy"

Dad said "NO! You WILL BE KILL BY xXxEvansBasherxXx"

There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the moderators lounge of the EPF she knew there were noobs.

[Elin]

I'm glad I'm not completely and inextricably linked to a single smilie.

Well you do use that angel smilie a lot, and I've always kind of felt that...

...

Oh. I see what you did there.

I'm pretty sure this was posted on my Facebook at least three times, and that I watched it at least twenty. I still clicked the play button.

[Synthetik]

Humans fear that which confuses them. I say that with wee in my pants. wtf man.

What? What's so confusing about a man riding the subway to the park to mercilessly beat passerby with bananas?

Then again, the video makes a lot more sense when you consider the name of the group.

That cat be telling me lies, and getting me pissed.

Yo.

FUCKING BARKS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

[Drageuth]

3.) I LIEK DIS AND DIS AND DIS AND I PLAY DIS GAME AND DIS GAME AND DIS GAME. Wall full of nothing but automated updates and links. God help you if you have more than 5 of these people in your friends list.

When I was at work I posted a lot of pointless status updates daily. Now it's lucky if I post one or two a day.

I do sit and like loads of pointless pages for no real reason though.

Yes. Yes you do. And I really need to turn off my automatic updates.
Let's see who caves first.

I only tolerate Drag's trophy-updates because it's Drag.

If I didn't have trophy updates, I would never update the damn thing. Then people would think I'm dead.

True that.

Plus it takes serious balls to platinum Demons Souls.

Oh, you.

Spoiler warning:

Then there's Dark Souls. Gonna have to plat that too.

Remind me not to pick that up on release. I'll wait a few months before subjecting myself to that again.

Don't be fooled by "lesbians," most of them are full of shit. No amount of tongue could ever compare to a good old fashioned dicking down, and they know it.
...
This is kind of like that time Drag put his pants in the microwave, except not.

She's one of dem "bicurious" or whatever the fuck they are calling themselves these days. I can't keep track anymore. If she leaves her, I might make my move, but we'll see.

And they weren't my pants. They were my son's pants. HUGE DIFFERENCE GET IT RIGHT JEEZ

[Raype]

Now you're catching on.

I also don't recall ever seeing the two of you on PSN at the same time.

Elin exclusively plays fighting games nowadays, the one genre you never seem to touch.

How very odd.

There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the moderators lounge of the EPF she knew there were noobs.

"This is Jazzson" the radio ritz'd "You must ban the noobs"

So Eleanor gotted her ModCP and blew up a subforum.

"|-|3 g01/\/g 2 b@ |_|5" said the noobs

[Raype]

Oh, you.

Spoiler warning:

She's one of dem "bicurious" or whatever the fuck they are calling themselves these days. I can't keep track anymore. If she leaves her, I might make my move, but we'll see.

And they weren't my pants. They were my son's pants. HUGE DIFFERENCE GET IT RIGHT JEEZ

I like to imagine your face looks exactly like that during your checkups.

Hey, you could always push for a threesome. You may have to state that it's purely going to be hands off on the real lesbian. Perhaps you can plow the hot one while she chows down on some rug.

I hear chicks dig that.

[Elin]

I also don't recall ever seeing the two of you on PSN at the same time.

Elin exclusively plays fighting games nowadays, the one genre you never seem to touch.

How very odd.

What are you talking about? I-I play lots of RPGs. They just don't have trophies. And... I always forget to sign into PSN when I'm playing them. Yes.

New Tales game in a couple of weeks will drag me back to the PS3 for some RPG-ing.

[Stark]

Sup dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooods.

[Nemkoon]

MIMORI!
Tales games are the best Action RPGs.

[Drageuth]

I like to imagine your face looks exactly like that during your checkups.

Hey, you could always push for a threesome. You may have to state that it's purely going to be hands off on the real lesbian. Perhaps you can plow the hot one while she chows down on some rug.

I hear chicks dig that.

Pretty much, yeah. Should have seen my face when the doctor pulled on the drain without removing the stitching that holds it in place. I remember him telling me why he was doing it, but all I actually recall was "OH DEAR CHRIST AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH"

I would, but the lesbian one is friends with my ex. Which is a whole can of worms I don't want to get into.

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT SMALL OF A CITY HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW EVERYONE?!