The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Inferno.]

It's required that you tweet "I'm shittan mah pantz"

Inferno proved it.

Yeah boiiiii

[Cosmic]

God damn it Cosmic, haven't we been through this. You must never talk of the A word. EVER!

Anal?

[Sprung]

God damn it Cosmic, haven't we been through this. You must never talk of the A word. EVER!

[Dr Mario]

Why the fuck am I nervous about this? It's not my first interview and I'm running a better than 50/50 record for getting jobs if I can make it to the interview stage.

[Sprung]

Why the fuck am I nervous about this? It's not my first interview and I'm running a better than 50/50 record for getting jobs if I can make it to the interview stage.

Yep.

Pants are being shitted in.

[Ivolt]

And on this day, Dark Souls was preordered.

And now I have to find my ID, which has magically gone missing.

[Andy_Jerk]

4.) I'm eating. Man, This is good. Okay, now I'm walking out the door. It's kinda chilly out. Who put that gum there? Ugh, people are so stupid. I like it better when people take care of the city. Whoops, almost slipped. I can see that kid's underwear. I'm sure his parents are ashamed. Okay, getting my keys out of my pocket. Putting them in. Turning. Whoops, didn't unlock. Trying again. There we go. I'm now sitting in my car. I put the bags on the passenger seat. And now I'm starting it. It's making this weird noise, I should have it checked. People who update constantly from their cellphone should be taken out into the street and subsequently quartered.

That's kind of like the way I talk to myself in real life, except that lately I've been more like:

"So the biologically optimized apelike teenagers were considered cool because their survival imperatives all kicked in at a much younger age. They were essentially malformed half humans that developed at an accelerated rate in order to reach reproductive maturity and spread a sort of mayfly pestilence. All of this was going on while the late-blooming swans of the school were considered aberrant simply for developing at a normal, healthy rate."

[Ivolt]

Also, on the topic of facebook, there seem to be only a small number of personality types.

1.) Baww, my life sucks. Listen to me bitch and moan forever.

2.) Look at my cat/kid. Isn't it cute? Listen to me bring it up at every opportunity.

3.) I LIEK DIS AND DIS AND DIS AND I PLAY DIS GAME AND DIS GAME AND DIS GAME. Wall full of nothing but automated updates and links. God help you if you have more than 5 of these people in your friends list.

4.) I'm eating. Man, This is good. Okay, now I'm walking out the door. It's kinda chilly out. Who put that gum there? Ugh, people are so stupid. I like it better when people take care of the city. Whoops, almost slipped. I can see that kid's underwear. I'm sure his parents are ashamed. Okay, getting my keys out of my pocket. Putting them in. Turning. Whoops, didn't unlock. Trying again. There we go. I'm now sitting in my car. I put the bags on the passenger seat. And now I'm starting it. It's making this weird noise, I should have it checked. People who update constantly from their cellphone should be taken out into the street and subsequently quartered.

5.) Hai guize. Aren't I hot? Check out all these pictures of me and tell me. Because I need constant attention and assurance of my attractiveness otherwise I'll shrivel up and die.

I'm beginning to see a point to those people who claim there's a very limited pool of personalities out there.

Which one am I? Man, I bet it's one. Come on one.

[Raype]

Which one am I? Man, I bet it's one. Come on one.

I'd likely go with one.

Your posts consist of a lot of "bad shit happened" with brief amounts of "ha ha, fighting games. You so funny".

And on this day, Dark Souls was preordered.

And now I have to find my ID, which has magically gone missing.

I should pre order that as well.

I won't though.

/buying games on release on Expert difficulty

[Ivolt]

What can I say, I lead a boring life.

I just pre-order because it means 1) I have a guaranteed copy my way, but more importantly, 2), it means I've already put money down on the game, so all I need to do is pick it up. This seems silly, but I've fucked myself over enough that I'm both too nice and too stupid to expect myself to have much money at the end of a week, so I might as well put it all into the goal I'm supposed to achieve before I go full retard and do things like help family or see homeless people. Or eat. That too.

[Dr Mario]

Ok. Time to head off for this interview.

[Synthetik]

Tell her to give you a BJ whilst you post at EP.

win:win?

Well, she was kind of pissed off at me, so that probably would have been a terrible idea.

Fucking hell, I hate that. I make it a point to avoid people like that. The best is when it turns out to be BAWWW MY MOM WONT BUY ME AN IPOD BAWWWW

I think I just don't understand English manners

He was an hero.

Oh yeah, see ya synth
get some!

Not today sadly.

As in... she's dating another girl. I can't compete with that. I don't have access to those parts nearly as much as a girl does.

Anyways. Seriously going now.

Don't be fooled by "lesbians," most of them are full of shit. No amount of tongue could ever compare to a good old fashioned dicking down, and they know it.

Just got done with my laundry and have to go to work soon. But I don't want to ride my bike to work wearing right out of the drier hot-ass pants. It's way too fucking hot outside...

So I put my pants in the freezer.

Fucking GENIUS!

I've been trying to come up with ways to beat the heat in this poorly ventilated apartment for a couple days now.

You, sir, are a genius.

I'm putting my entire outfit in the freezer.

Will post back with results momentarily.

This is kind of like that time Drag put his pants in the microwave, except not.

[Jazzmarazz]

I see homeless people all the time. Never cost me anything.

[Milady]

Which one am I? Man, I bet it's one. Come on one.

I obviously need to go befriend Ray so I can find out which one I am.

[Jazzmarazz]

Ok. Time to head off for this interview.

I think I can, I think I can.