The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Drageuth]

Whelp.

I'm gonna go ice my balls for a bit. Maybe have a nap and watch some more Weeds.

Later all.

[!nstaGib]

The best (worst?) ones are when someone posts a single :'( face and gets about 30+ variations "EVERYFING OK BABE TELL ME WOTS WRONG IMA TXT U XXXXXXXX" in the comments.

Fucking hell, I hate that. I make it a point to avoid people like that. The best is when it turns out to be BAWWW MY MOM WONT BUY ME AN IPOD BAWWWW

Are you trying to say I'm not a polite person? Fucking dick!

I think I just don't understand English manners

[Inferno.]

Well thanks for the offer mate, I appreciate it . I have no idea where I'm going to be but if it turns out to be Newcastle I'll hit you up.

Northumbria University is the only one in Newcastle as far as I'm aware, too.

[Inferno.]

id in her box if u kno wat i mean

[Inferno.]

Whelp.

I'm gonna go ice my balls for a bit. Maybe have a nap and watch some more Weeds.

Later all.

for Synthetik too, although I'm a bit late.

[!nstaGib]

'sides, doesn't matter. The chick from the example is dating a chick right now. Who, I'm pretty sure, could kick my ass.

Not if you go at him with a lead pipe.

Unless he takes the lead pipe from you. Then you're just going to get your ass kicked with a lead pipe

See ya, have fun with the ball icing


Oh yeah, see ya synth
get some!

[Inferno.]

Having an intellectual conversation with a woman on Facebook about female drivers being shockingly bad.

[Cosmic]

Whelp.

I'm gonna go ice my balls for a bit. Maybe have a nap and watch some more Weeds.

Later all.

Later dude.

[Drageuth]

Not if you go at him with a lead pipe.

Unless he takes the lead pipe from you. Then you're just going to get your ass kicked with a lead pipe

See ya, have fun with the ball icing

You missed the key words in that post.

"The 95lbs indie hipster chick that I want to rip in half with my dick is dating a chick right now."

As in... she's dating another girl. I can't compete with that. I don't have access to those parts nearly as much as a girl does.

Anyways. Seriously going now.

[Inferno.]

Lead pipe, has someone been playing Streets of Rage lately?

[Cosmic]

Fucking hell, I hate that. I make it a point to avoid people like that. The best is when it turns out to be BAWWW MY MOM WONT BUY ME AN IPOD BAWWWW

BAAAWWWWW MY BOYFRIEND DIDN'T TEXT ME THE OTHER NIGHT SO I BROKE UP HIM AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER THIS MORNING BUT HE HASN'T ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST AND IT'S BEEN TEN WHOLE MINUTES SINCE I SENT IT I THINK HE'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS BAWWWW

Fucking hell. /blocked

[Slacker Magician]

Whelp.

I'm gonna go ice my balls for a bit. Maybe have a nap and watch some more Weeds.

Later all.

Stay frosty.

[Inferno.]

BAAAWWWWW MY BOYFRIEND DIDN'T TEXT ME THE OTHER NIGHT SO I BROKE UP HIM AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER THIS MORNING BUT HE HASN'T ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST AND IT'S BEEN TEN WHOLE MINUTES SINCE I SENT IT I THINK HE'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS BAWWWW

Fucking hell. /blocked

What I also hate is people that publish their pictures constantly saying "returns".

I delete stupid cunts like that on sight, who cares how many likes you have on your photo? The only reason people are liking it is because your tits are hanging out anyway.

[Slacker Magician]

BAAAWWWWW MY BOYFRIEND DIDN'T TEXT ME THE OTHER NIGHT SO I BROKE UP HIM AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER THIS MORNING BUT HE HASN'T ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST AND IT'S BEEN TEN WHOLE MINUTES SINCE I SENT IT I THINK HE'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS BAWWWW

Fucking hell. /blocked

HE MUST HATE MEEEEEEEE.

Offline... MUST BE CHEATING ON ME.

[!nstaGib]

You missed the key words in that post.

"The 95lbs indie hipster chick that I want to rip in half with my dick is dating a chick right now."

As in... she's dating another girl. I can't compete with that. I don't have access to those parts nearly as much as a girl does.

Anyways. Seriously going now.

Oh, whoa, I definitely missed that part