The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[!nstaGib]

Indeed man, indeed. People just don't seem to care about their grammar?

u just need to relax or wataver bro lol u kno wat im saying lol?

[Inferno.]

What're you doing at Sony?

Well it's not actually a job for Sony Ericsson, it's Teleperformance.

First line support over the phone, internet and web chat.

Helping people over webchat would probably be the best thing for me.

"FUCKIN GOOGLE IT FAGGOT. Good day, hope I helped~"

[!nstaGib]

Tell her to give you a BJ whilst you post at EP.

win:win?

This is now my fantasy. Yes. This. So much of this.

They offer text based assistance as well, so being polite over the internet and being a fast typer who can spell etc is a plus.

I see a problem

"So yeah you should hire this guy when he moves here, he's really trustworthy, he was an admin on a forum where people steal video games."

ITS EMULATION!!!!!

[!nstaGib]

Well it's not actually a job for Sony Ericsson, it's Teleperformance.

First line support over the phone, internet and web chat.

Helping people over webchat would probably be the best thing for me.

"FUCKIN GOOGLE IT FAGGOT. Good day, hope I helped~"

Oh. Wow.
You're going to be that guy. /that guy/.

[Inferno.]

Are you trying to say I'm not a polite person? Fucking dick!

[Drageuth]

Indeed man, indeed. People just don't seem to care about their grammar?

Evidently not. I don't mind a couple of things sneaking through once and a while (we all do that sometimes), but when someone updates their status with: "oh man i love my lil sis!.. my dad: shelby will u please be an american ninja warrior! shelby: noooo i wana go to kindergarden! =P hahah shes adorable!" ... well... I just wanna smack a bitch.

That's a terrible example, though, 'cause I have such a crush on that girl that I just want to whisk her away to a dark, secluded corner, tie her up and do nasty shit to her.

... or something not as creepy.

[Inferno.]

Oh. Wow.
You're going to be that guy. /that guy/.

By internet, I mean email support and online-text-based chat.

[Inferno.]

Evidently not. I don't mind a couple of things sneaking through once and a while (we all do that sometimes), but when someone updates their status with: "oh man i love my lil sis!.. my dad: shelby will u please be an american ninja warrior! shelby: noooo i wana go to kindergarden! =P hahah shes adorable!" ... well... I just wanna smack a bitch.

That's a terrible example, though, 'cause I have such a crush on that girl that I just want to whisk her away to a dark, secluded corner, tie her up and do nasty shit to her.

... or something not as creepy.

Best not associate tits with bad grammar, 'cause it'll destroy your boner for her.

[Cosmic]

LIFE SUX, DONT TXT ME

The best (worst?) ones are when someone posts a single :'( face and gets about 30+ variations "EVERYFING OK BABE TELL ME WOTS WRONG IMA TXT U XXXXXXXX" in the comments.

[Inferno.]

The best (worst?) ones are when someone posts a single :'( face and gets about 30+ variations "EVERYFING OK BABE TELL ME WOTS WRONG IMA TXT U XXXXXXXX" in the comments.

inbox me bbe

[Cosmic]

Ah, have to go pick up a lady friend. I may or may not become distracted by said female and/or have my computer temporarily stolen from me, but I will be back. Eventually.

Later bro, take it easy.

[Slacker Magician]

"So yeah you should hire this guy when he moves here, he's really trustworthy, he was an admin on a forum where people steal video games."

"They have a bunch of Sony games too."

[Drageuth]

Best not associate tits with bad grammar, 'cause it'll destroy your boner for her.

If I have to use that as a criteria, then the only girl around here I know who doesn't type like she has the intelligence of an orangutang is taken.

'sides, doesn't matter. The chick from the example is dating a chick right now. Who, I'm pretty sure, could kick my ass.

[Cosmic]

They offer text based assistance as well, so being polite over the internet and being a fast typer who can spell etc is a plus.

Well thanks for the offer mate, I appreciate it . I have no idea where I'm going to be but if it turns out to be Newcastle I'll hit you up.

[Cosmic]

inbox me bbe

id in her box if u kno wat i mean