Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
Nothing ruins a session of furious masturbation quite like popping a stitch and realizing that your testicle is currently hanging free.

Not that I don't enjoy freeballing, of course.

It's just that there's a line that I do not advocate crossing.
Nothing ruins a moment like looking down and seeing what a testicle looks like on the inside.

I wish I was kidding.