The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Raype]

OOH, Jazz, watch this one too, it ties into the other one. And it may possibly scar you for life.

Aaaaand that's the last time I ever let a woman tie me up.

Friendships can be fixed~

And hey, they would totally be friends if Shinji stopped hitting people.

Well, granted, the only ending that's possible in is UBW. BUT STILL.

But what about his rapey tendencies, pseudo incest, and attempted murder?

Those don't exactly go away. And their friendship was rocky before that even came to light. Nevermind that he keeps his mom in the basement as dickworm food.

Although if Lancer's backhands have the power to cure rapists, that would be one awesome superpower. But it also begs the question of whether or not it can cure Shiki.

Also, I find that this is the ending where that's possible to be quite funny. Shinji gets to live the rest of his life watching Shirou bang Rin 24/7. The perfect punishment.