The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Synthetik]

I see homeless people all the time. Never cost me anything.

Haven't you heard? All of the homeless in New York have banded together into roving bands of mercenary death squads. You have to pay their toll or else they beat you with various assorted scraps and blunt instruments.

[Raype]

I see homeless people all the time. Never cost me anything.

He was trying to be polite.

He secretly meant hookers.

What can I say, I lead a boring life.

I just pre-order because it means 1) I have a guaranteed copy my way, but more importantly, 2), it means I've already put money down on the game, so all I need to do is pick it up. This seems silly, but I've fucked myself over enough that I'm both too nice and too stupid to expect myself to have much money at the end of a week, so I might as well put it all into the goal I'm supposed to achieve before I go full retard and do things like help family or see homeless people. Or eat. That too.

Sock drawers. Forever.

This is kind of like that time Drag put his pants in the microwave, except not.

It actually turned out pretty well. Nice and chill. Got a little bit of the old permafrost attached to this shirt, but shit happens. Not like this shirt isn't on its deathbed anyway.

I am pleased by the results.

[Elin]

*looks at Ray's list*

Textbook #2, reporting for duty!

[Jazzmarazz]

Haven't you heard? All of the homeless in New York have banded together into roving bands of mercenary death squads. You have to pay their toll or else they beat you with various assorted scraps and blunt instruments.

I had not. I really need cable tele.

He was trying to be polite.

He secretly meant hookers.

If that is correct, then why would he question his actions at all. Hookers > games, yo.

[Synthetik]

It actually turned out pretty well. Nice and chill. Got a little bit of the old permafrost attached to this shirt, but shit happens. Not like this shirt isn't on its deathbed anyway.

I am pleased by the results.

I used to throw my original Xbox into the freezer after it started fucking up. Strangely enough it seemed to help.

They say putting dirty socks into a plastic bag and storing them in the freezer over night kills the smell, although I've never tried it. I suppose the real question is why you wouldn't just wash your socks instead of leaving them in the freezer overnight.

[Synthetik]

*looks at Ray's list*

Textbook #2, reporting for duty!

HAI!

I had not. I really need cable tele.

Yeah man, shit be crazy.

I hope you know I'm lying.

[Inferno.]

I used to throw my original Xbox into the freezer after it started fucking up. Strangely enough it seemed to help.

They say putting dirty socks into a plastic bag and storing them in the freezer over night kills the smell, although I've never tried it. I suppose the real question is why you wouldn't just wash your socks instead of leaving them in the freezer overnight.

If it had a hard drive problem that would explain why the freezer used to work. It helps with dying hard drives.

[Elin]

HAI!

Reggie! It's been so long!

...

Wait.

(Hello! It's been ages. How are yooou? Glad to see you back around)

[Synthetik]

If it had a hard drive problem that would explain why the freezer used to work. It helps with dying hard drives.

I think it started as a disc read error. But then I started getting angry at it and slamming my fist down as hard as I possibly could onto the top.

Reggie! It's been so long!

...

Wait.

(Hello! It's been ages. How are yooou? Glad to see you back around)

I'm goooood. I've been trying to break my internet addiction to help find a job, and luckily it paid off. So I figure now that I'm working I'm allowed to spend many unproductive hours on EP again.

[Milady]

Reggie! It's been so long!

...

Wait.

(Hello! It's been ages. How are yooou? Glad to see you back around)

Hello, alt account~

[Jazzmarazz]

HAI!



Yeah man, shit be crazy.

I hope you know I'm lying.

Why would you do that?

[Ivolt]

THAT FUCKING CHIN SON.

I WANT TO PUNCH IT

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[Raype]

*looks at Ray's list*

Textbook #2, reporting for duty!

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

<3

I used to throw my original Xbox into the freezer after it started fucking up. Strangely enough it seemed to help.

They say putting dirty socks into a plastic bag and storing them in the freezer over night kills the smell, although I've never tried it. I suppose the real question is why you wouldn't just wash your socks instead of leaving them in the freezer overnight.

I guess if you have some serious foot odor cleaning them probably wouldn't work well enough.

But at that point I'd probably recommend several things before freezing your socks.

[Elin]

Hello, alt account~

Hello self!

[Synthetik]

I guess if you have some serious foot odor cleaning them probably wouldn't work well enough.

But at that point I'd probably recommend several things before freezing your socks.

True. You know your feet smell bad when foot powder doesn't even work.

Hello, alt account~

Hello self!

:O