The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Gare]

Sounds like a manly beard .

Nope, it's not the manly caveman kind. More like the awfully silly-looking caveman.

When I shave, I look like a teenager. When I don't shave, I still look like a teenager, albeit one who enjoys smoking drugs while driving around in a hippie van solving mysteries with a streetwalker, a lesbian, a repressed homosexual and a semi-literate dog.

Look at the bright side, no amount of shaving can take away that sexy voice of yours.

[Milady]

Look at the bright side, no amount of shaving can take away that sexy voice of yours.

Unless he has a neckbeard and shaves with a straight razor, and someone comes in to startle him unexpectedly.

[Cosmic]

But buying new clothes involves going out in the summer heat, into public, and trying things on forever with only my boyfriend for a second opinion. And he's not very helpful, since I could put something on that makes me look like a half-slaughtered hippo and he'd still think I look pretty. I need someone who's going to be mean when I look terrible in something.

(I'm already pretty much ready to go though, just waiting on Mr. Ittakesmeagestodoabsolutelyanything to hurry up)

Psh, pictures. Just grab some scissors and a mirror.

If all else fails, seek the advice of a passing group of teenage girls. No-one is more cruel than teenage girls. Though you should probably take everything they say with a pinch of salt, lest you suddenly find yourself walking out of Hot Topic with an empty wallet, a Cobra Starship vinyl and a bag full of Nightmare Before Christmas t-shirts. Umm... OR SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME.


I could give myself a bowlcut. Are bowlcuts ironically fashionable again yet?

[Milady]

If all else fails, seek the advice of a passing group of teenage girls. No-one is more cruel than teenage girls. Though you should probably take everything they say with a pinch of salt, lest you suddenly find yourself out of walking Hot Topic with an empty wallet, a Cobra Starship vinyl and a bag full of Nightmare Before Christmas t-shirts. Umm... OR SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME.

I could give myself a bowlcut. Are bowlcuts ironically fashionable again yet?

Silly Hot Topic.

I don't know. But if you give yourself one, I'm sure they'll come back into style. TRENDSETTER~

[Sprung]

Mafia seems like it would be a good game, right on par with Mafia II...except for the PC controls. I can set up the 360 controller to handle most of the controls, but it's quite apparent the game was not really designed for gamepad controls.

I has a sad.

[Slacker Magician]

What does Cosmic sound like?

I've only heard Tan and Gare.

[Slacker Magician]

Mafia seems like it would be a good game, right on par with Mafia II...except for the PC controls. I can set up the 360 controller to handle most of the controls, but it's quite apparent the game was not really designed for gamepad controls.

I has a sad.

Not a fan of keyboard/mouse controls?

[Cosmic]

Look at the bright side, no amount of shaving can take away that sexy voice of yours.

It's all good until I get angry and start shouting and the old Lancastrian accent starts to creep in. You can take the boy out of the North, but...

[Gare]

What does Cosmic sound like?

I've only heard Tan and Gare.

There's a Post your voice thread in Retro, pretty sure it's in there. Along with the voices of like a dozen other members and the rather embarrassing/silly clips me and Cosmic kept posting.

I blame boredom.

Still, good times.

[Slacker Magician]

There's a Post your voice thread in Retro, pretty sure it's in there. Along with the voices of like a dozen other members and the rather embarrassing/silly clips me and Cosmic kept posting.

I blame boredom.

Still, good times.

I had 'show posts from' was set to a month; I was about to claim the thread didn't exist .

[Cosmic]

Silly Hot Topic.

I don't know. But if you give yourself one, I'm sure they'll come back into style. TRENDSETTER~

>Get bowlcut
>Dye it mauve

[Cosmic]

There's a Post your voice thread in Retro, pretty sure it's in there. Along with the voices of like a dozen other members and the rather embarrassing/silly clips me and Cosmic kept posting.

I blame boredom.

Still, good times.

Mine really are embarrassing, I wish I hadn't recorded half of them. And that's just the ones I actually posted.

[Sprung]

Not a fan of keyboard/mouse controls?

Absolutely not.

I have Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 for the PC, and I refuse to play them...if that tells you how bad I hate PC controls.

[Sprung]

I downloaded pcsx2 and got the bios and plugins. Gonna see if I can get it running well enough to play Mafia PS2

[Slacker Magician]

Absolutely not.

I have Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 for the PC, and I refuse to play them...if that tells you how bad I hate PC controls.

It does

I downloaded pcsx2 and got the bios and plugins. Gonna see if I can get it running well enough to play Mafia PS2

Most games have decent compatibility and speed, just hope it's not like Zone of Enders 2.