Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
Sounds like a manly beard .
Nope, it's not the manly caveman kind. More like the awfully silly-looking caveman.

Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
When I shave, I look like a teenager. When I don't shave, I still look like a teenager, albeit one who enjoys smoking drugs while driving around in a hippie van solving mysteries with a streetwalker, a lesbian, a repressed homosexual and a semi-literate dog.
Look at the bright side, no amount of shaving can take away that sexy voice of yours.