The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Milady]

Good afternoon!

Hello. <3

[Cosmic]

How are you today (other than tired)?

[Milady]

How are you today (other than tired)?

I'm doing pretty well. I have today off, and was off yesterday as well, so I'm just taking advantage of my little break. I may or may not go out in a little bit to pick up some new clothes, I can't decide if I feel like running around rather than staying home like a hermit. Spent most of my day yesterday playing Uncharted 2, which I picked up Friday evening when I finished my shift.

How about yourself?

[Slacker Magician]

I guarantee mine is longer.

Mine drops a little below my shoulders.

[Cosmic]

I'm doing pretty well. I have today off, and was off yesterday as well, so I'm just taking advantage of my little break. I may or may not go out in a little bit to pick up some new clothes, I can't decide if I feel like running around rather than staying home like a hermit. Spent most of my day yesterday playing Uncharted 2, which I picked up Friday evening when I finished my shift.

How about yourself?

I vote you buy new clothes and wear them while playing Uncharted 2. Then you can be a particularly fashionable hermit.

I'm doing alright, thanks. Thinking of getting a haircut next week so I'm browsing websites in the hope of figuring out what best to do with the unsightly scene fringe/mullet I've unintentionally cultivated.

[Slacker Magician]

Quite a few copies of Uncharted 2 under $20 on eBay, I may have to snag a copy.

[Cosmic]

Mine drops a little below my shoulders.

Oh I don't want my hair quite that long. The back of mine is at around shoulder level, and the fringe is at mouth level if I pull it straight down.

[Slacker Magician]

Oh I don't want my hair quite that long. The back of mine is at around shoulder level, and the fringe is at mouth level if I pull it straight down.

Mid length .

[Gare]

I look like a caveman when I don't shave for a long time.

But I also look silly as fuck when I'm clean-shaven.

PERFECT MIDDLE GROUND. MUST FIND IT.

[Cosmic]

Mid length .

LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU

[Slacker Magician]

I look like a caveman when I don't shave for a long time.

But I also look silly as fuck when I'm clean-shaven.

PERFECT MIDDLE GROUND. MUST FIND IT.

Sounds like a manly beard .

[Milady]

I vote you buy new clothes and wear them while playing Uncharted 2. Then you can be a particularly fashionable hermit.

I'm doing alright, thanks. Thinking of getting a haircut next week so I'm browsing websites in the hope of figuring out what best to do with the unsightly scene fringe/mullet I've unintentionally cultivated.

But buying new clothes involves going out in the summer heat, into public, and trying things on forever with only my boyfriend for a second opinion. And he's not very helpful, since I could put something on that makes me look like a half-slaughtered hippo and he'd still think I look pretty. I need someone who's going to be mean when I look terrible in something.

(I'm already pretty much ready to go though, just waiting on Mr. Ittakesmeagestodoabsolutelyanything to hurry up)

Psh, pictures. Just grab some scissors and a mirror.

[Slacker Magician]

LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU

[Cosmic]

I look like a caveman when I don't shave for a long time.

But I also look silly as fuck when I'm clean-shaven.

PERFECT MIDDLE GROUND. MUST FIND IT.

When I shave, I look like a teenager. When I don't shave, I still look like a teenager, albeit one who enjoys smoking drugs while driving around in a hippie van solving mysteries with a streetwalker, a lesbian, a repressed homosexual and a semi-literate dog.

[Milady]

Sometimes I wish that I was a man who only had to worry about shaving my face. But then if you decide to be lazy for a day or two, you can't just cover your face up with a pair of jeans.