The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Raype]

An excellent idea!

Just offer to send him a box full of Gameboys after you win, if he doesn't want to cooperate .

I'll even get him a couple 3DS' if he manages to win me over a 5 mil.

[deadlegion]

Jazz has been drinking again.

Spam his profile with inappropriate messages?

[Jazzmarazz]

Your theaters are crowded? Just find an empty aisle in the back. Instant shag zone.

I...have some bad news.

(As a general rule, it's never a good idea to mix ANY medicine with alcohol. Even if there's no direct side effect, alcohol lowers your constitution. Which means you could make the condition you're treating worse, or weaken your resistance to the medicine's side effects)

Oh no! My CON determines how much HP I gain at lvl up! SHIT!
But seriously, I have had no alcohol since the operation, thanks for the concern.
I had no clue it was in you.

We have a couple of decent sized theaters. Just don't go to a new release or anything, and you can usually find a place at the back where no one else sits.
Also, the back seats have arm rests that can be raised, but the lower ones can't.
For blowjobs, obviously.

Whoever designed that theater was a genius, and clearly knows what goes on in them.

*takes note of this*

[Drageuth]

Spam his profile with inappropriate messages?

Or just send him pictures of our penises.

(Peni?)

[Slacker Magician]

Hey, I can hear you, you know.

OMG, why can I hear them now!?!

Long range telepathy? You do have crazy powers, hearing my thoughts .

Your theaters are crowded? Just find an empty aisle in the back. Instant shag zone.

I...have some bad news.

(As a general rule, it's never a good idea to mix ANY medicine with alcohol. Even if there's no direct side effect, alcohol lowers your constitution. Which means you could make the condition you're treating worse, or weaken your resistance to the medicine's side effects)

I tried explaining that to a friend once. He called me an idiot before going to his basement and, I assume, passing out .

[Drageuth]

Oh no! My CON determines how much HP I gain at lvl up! SHIT!
But seriously, I have had no alcohol since the operation, thanks for the concern.
I had no clue it was in you.

Was there water on your knee?
Or a spare rib or two?

[Jazzmarazz]

Or just send him pictures of our penises.

(Peni?)

I prefer "penises"..............I MEANT THE SPELLING and not ,,,oh no, here they come. :ahh: (lol, come)
Seriously though, sprung has my phone number, so say NO more.

[Slacker Magician]

I'll even get him a couple 3DS' if he manages to win me over a 5 mil.

[Raype]

Oh no! My CON determines how much HP I gain at lvl up! SHIT!
But seriously, I have had no alcohol since the operation, thanks for the concern.
I had no clue it was in you.

It also determines how little damage I do when I bludgeon you with things.

I always give terrible half assed medical advice. It allows me to feel like I know stuff even if my medical license is still revoked.

You kill ONE BABY on the table and suddenly you're a terrible surgeon.

The world bothers me, because it exists.

If it didn't exist, you wouldn't be happy either.

[Jazzmarazz]

Was there water on your knee?
Or a spare rib or two?

Nah, just a fist protruding from my crotch.
(dare you to click it)

[Devi]

Was there water on your knee?
Or a spare rib or two?

That song will be stuck in my head all night now

[Ivolt]

Why does sprung have your number.

Setting up for some midnight exhibitionism, are we?

[Ivolt]

Why don't we have Arcana Heart 3?

Oh right, because I didn't buy it.

Fucking logic.

[Jazzmarazz]

Why does sprung have your number.

Setting up for some midnight exhibitionism.

He was supposed to text me if he ever finds Gameboys at thrift stores. Or at least thats what I tell people.

[deadlegion]

Why does sprung have your number.

Sexting