The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Devi]

Or, when I'm old enough, get a job at the ice cream place down the street.

Yeah. So much planning went into getting everything set up (had everything set up with my dad to come out to help me out for the couple of days, bought groceries with the intent of not being able to cook anything, so lots of microwave meals, etc). Once they canceled it, I had to call my dad and cancel everything (he had booked a ferry reservation, which is non-refundable), and manage to get myself on the schedule for work. And now it's rescheduled for the same week as my son's birthday, so I had to move my party for him to the weekend right before my surgery, instead of the one after his birthday (I wasn't going to have him on his actual birthday anyways).

I was a little bit choked, especially since I've been waiting three months or so for this appointment. But at least it's only been moved by two weeks. I would have raged if they had made me wait another three months.

Wow, I would have flipped. After the surgery. Because I'm sure it's not the best idea to piss of the doctor right before he knocks you out and takes a knife to your nuts

How long are you going to be laid up for? Also, sad that it has to happen over Dallas's birthday now, even if the party isn't on the same day

[Raype]

Sex in the 7-11 bathroom?

"Why is they here again? They're here all the time, and they're in the bathroom for like... forty minutes? Are they doing drugs? They're doing drugs, aren't they? Do I have to get the Hobo Repellant?"

Make sure to turn on the lights first.

Otherwise you never know what you just fucked.

Could be a corpse with a boner!

That or my actions seem to echo my thoughts. Am I doing the things that I think of myself doing or am I crazy? Maybe I am simply more aware of my thoughts lately, but if that were true, why do I ....*aneurism*

Quick, find a casino and play some blackjack.

Like that movie Next.

Except with better hair.

[Drageuth]

Jazz has been drinking again.

[Jazzmarazz]

Make sure to turn on the lights first.

Otherwise you never know what you just fucked.

Could be a corpse with a boner!

Lol, I just watched that last week.

Quick, find a casino and play some blackjack.

Like that movie Next.

Except with better hair.

You like my hair? ::

[Raype]

Lol, I just watched that last week.

You like my hair? ::

It's being aired so frequently lately. What's the deal with that?

Of course. From behind you look like a girl. I want to braid it.

[Drageuth]

I used the local E-Z mart once. We have no 7-11 in town....Did I say that out loud?
Funny how the week after, they installed locks on the bathrooms and now you need ask for the key.

I had sex at the movie theater once.

Dark theaters are dark. And awesome.

And there are stains everywhere anyways.

Wow, I would have flipped. After the surgery. Because I'm sure it's not the best idea to piss of the doctor right before he knocks you out and takes a knife to your nuts

How long are you going to be laid up for? Also, sad that it has to happen over Dallas's birthday now, even if the party isn't on the same day

Such is life with the Canadian medical system.

And I'm expecting to be out for at least two weeks. Probably three. I'm going to try for three, because I don't want to do a lot of walking around until I'm all healed up. I know I'm going to be on light duty at work for a few weeks with a lifting restriction, which pretty much eliminates everything in my department, so there really won't be any point to going to work. Might as well sit at home and collect medical EI.

Yeah, it does suck that it's over his birthday, but oh well. There will be others. It's not like it's his first or anything like that. And this way I get to go to my nephew's first birthday (which is tomorrow, but the party isn't until next weekend), so there's always that, I suppose.

Make sure to turn on the lights first.

Otherwise you never know what you just fucked.

Could be a corpse with a boner!

Wouldn't be the worst thing I fucked.

[Jazzmarazz]

OK, something may be wrong with me atm, but its not alcohol. I can see the future, but at the same time I had no clue that my brother came into the room, said something and then left....It was a whole minute until I realized that.

[Slacker Magician]

OK, something may be wrong with me atm, but its not alcohol. I can see the future, but at the same time I had no clue that my brother came into the room, said something and then left....It was a whole minute until I realized that.

Drugs don't mix with alcohol very well .

[Raype]

Drugs don't mix with alcohol very well .

If he keeps drinking, maybe his powers get stronger.

I need some winning lotto numbers.

Stat.

[Jazzmarazz]

It's being aired so frequently lately. What's the deal with that?

Of course. From behind you look like a girl. I want to braid it.

I watched the vhs, idk even know if my family has cable.
Well, ... OK.

I had sex at the movie theater once.

Dark theaters are dark. And awesome.

And there are stains everywhere anyways.

Hmmm, idk what kind of movie theators you have there, but the one in town here is a one room, one screen, ~100 seater. Sex would become...intimate with everyone else attending. I will admit to my own activities within the theator though. No more will be explained however, "sex" is only mild in comparison.

Drugs don't mix with alcohol very well .

Oh hahaha...amoxicilin can be mixed with alcohol just fine....I hope. Its not like..., a real drug.
Anyhow, I save the vicodin for work. Time flies more efficiently. I don't want to waste my home time when I could be relaxing. It would seem like less time that way. Duh.

[Slacker Magician]

If he keeps drinking, maybe his powers get stronger.

I need some winning lotto numbers.

Stat.

An excellent idea!

Just offer to send him a box full of Gameboys after you win, if he doesn't want to cooperate .

[Drageuth]

Hmmm, idk what kind of movie theators you have there, but the one in town here is a one room, one screen, ~100 seater. Sex would become...intimate with everyone else attending. I will admit to my own activities within the theator though. No more will be explained however, "sex" is only mild in comparison.

We have a couple of decent sized theaters. Just don't go to a new release or anything, and you can usually find a place at the back where no one else sits.
Also, the back seats have arm rests that can be raised, but the lower ones can't.
For blowjobs, obviously.

Whoever designed that theater was a genius, and clearly knows what goes on in them.

[Jazzmarazz]

An excellent idea!

Just offer to send him a box full of Gameboys after you win, if he doesn't want to cooperate .

Hey, I can hear you, you know.

OMG, why can I hear them now!?!

[Raype]

I watched the vhs, idk even know if my family has cable.
Well, ... OK.

Hmmm, idk what kind of movie theators you have there, but the one in town here is a one room, one screen, ~100 seater. Sex would become...intimate with everyone else attending. I will admit to my own activities within the theator though. No more will be explained however, "sex" is only mild in comparison.

Oh hahaha...amoxicilin can be mixed with alcohol just fine....I hope.

Your theaters are crowded? Just find an empty aisle in the back. Instant shag zone.

I...have some bad news.

(As a general rule, it's never a good idea to mix ANY medicine with alcohol. Even if there's no direct side effect, alcohol lowers your constitution. Which means you could make the condition you're treating worse, or weaken your resistance to the medicine's side effects)

[Ivolt]

The world bothers me, because it exists.