The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Nemkoon]

We used to have an entire huge box full of PlayBoy.
I didn't find out about it until 3 days before we threw the box away, with all the mags.

We asked my brothers if they wanted them.
And my parents found ways to keep me away from them.

Somewhere out there is a very happy garbage man.

And possibly a very fugly wife who is not being attended to.

They actually went straight to the dump.
Do you want to know how big the box was?

*unzips*

Yes.



Speaking of which, I spend a lot of time at used book stores.

As a bonus, I also pick up the sort of chicks that frequent used book stores.

Some of them being pretty hot.

About 6ft high, and about twice the size of an average fat person.

You definitely should have sold them.

My parents weren't thinking.
They never think.
They could've payed off all of their bills with all those magazines.
I'm pretty sure their were some first issues in there.

Porn.

[Inferno.]

It's a lot of fun.
Just... don't even bother playing the first game. Which (if it's like the copies here) is included with a free online pass.
Don't even waste your time.

Terrible port. TERRIBLE.

...Wanted to make sure I got it new so I got the first game with it.

[Ivolt]

I have no idea where this is headed, but I'm interested.

I haven't known where this was going for 2 months.

Which is as long as I've had this footage.

Which reminds me, Tan should have like, 4 more hours of this stuff.

God.

[Inferno.]

I was wanting to and do the DLC in Enslaved for the 100% but then I realised you have to get all tech orbs.

[Drageuth]

Porn.

I was actually here for that conversation.

...Wanted to make sure I got it new so I got the first game with it.

So did I.
It's still mildly entertaining, but it handles like a beast. You have been forewarned.
(But the trophies for it aren't difficulty related. So you can play through the game on Normal and not have to worry about doing Nightmare. Which will make your life a lot easier).

[Raype]

I have no idea where this is headed, but I'm interested.

We tried recording an LP video.

Tan fucked up the game audio, and I fucked up the skype commentary recording (in my defence, it was fucked up because I was using skype to record camwhoring previously. The settings are not the same)

Ivolt got stuck with the footage since he's not doing anything. I'm busy filling applications/making calls and Tan is occupied with school. Or at least we were when this started like a month and a half ago.

So Ivolt has so much shit to do.

[Drageuth]

I was wanting to and do the DLC in Enslaved for the 100% but then I realised you have to get all tech orbs.

I'm tempted to try the DLC, but I'll probably save it for later when I don't have anything else I want to play.

And yeah, I'm not looking forward to the tech orbs. Especially since you can't chapter select into specific parts of chapters (like you can in Alice). You have to replay the entire thing.

[Inferno.]

I was actually here for that conversation.



So did I.
It's still mildly entertaining, but it handles like a beast. You have been forewarned.
(But the trophies for it aren't difficulty related. So you can play through the game on Normal and not have to worry about doing Nightmare. Which will make your life a lot easier).

I like how the Alice DLC is outside of the on the Xbox 360 its achievements are included in the original 1000 for Alice Madness Returns, so to get the 1000 gamerscore you need to buy it new. For just the on PS3 you could buy it used.

I the PS3 more and more every day.

[Nemkoon]

I was actually here for that conversation.



So did I.
It's still mildly entertaining, but it handles like a beast. You have been forewarned.
(But the trophies for it aren't difficulty related. So you can play through the game on Normal and not have to worry about doing Nightmare. Which will make your life a lot easier).

I just realized that you were.
Still great conversation though.

[Jazzmarazz]

Pink backlight just arrived in the mail today.
Installing in a Black Play it Loud NOAW!

[Cookie Monster]

I really want Alice though, but for £24 I want it the same week I pay for it.

I'd want the same if I lived there. It's slightly more expensive at Amazon now tho, £27...

I feel like I'm cheating somehow by not having any overly difficult s in my collection.
That, and whenever I sit down with the intent of a game lasting me for a long time, I invariably finish with it in about four days.
If I were to get the Demon's Souls (if I even can), it'll probably take me something like three weeks of pretty solid playing.
And I won't feel like a cheap tool.




I'm still fairly proud of my Mr. Perfect trophy, though.

Beware with what you want... that's all I'm going to say

[Ivolt]

I'd like to note that I'm STILL preoccupied with school.

[Drageuth]

I like how the Alice DLC is outside of the on the Xbox 360 its achievements are included in the original 1000 for Alice Madness Returns, so to get the 1000 gamerscore you need to buy it new. For just the on PS3 you could buy it used.

I the PS3 more and more every day.

I'm so glad I bought a PS3. When I was first looking at next gen consoles, it was pretty much 50-50 between 360 and PS3, and I convinced myself I wanted a PS3.
Even with the whole PSN attack thing, I'm more than satisfied.

[Inferno.]

I don't really want to pay anymore than £20 for new games at the minute since I'm poor. So as close to £20 is necessary. Certainly can't stretch to £27 for it.

[Drageuth]

Beware with what you want... that's all I'm going to say

Oh, I'm going to shed tears, I know this.

But I will have morphine.

So I won't care.