The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Slacker Magician]

Oh you~

[Nemkoon]

You should have sold them.

We asked my brothers if they wanted them.
And my parents found ways to keep me away from them.

[Raype]

Somewhere out there is a very happy garbage man.

And possibly a very fugly wife who is not being attended to.

[Slacker Magician]

You should have sold them.

More on this.

There are used stores where most of their business is from selling porn mags.

[deadlegion]

You should have sold them.

For sale: 1 box of Playboy mags.
Condition: dog eared pages and frequent stains.

[Nemkoon]

Somewhere out there is a very happy garbage man.

And possibly a very fugly wife who is not being attended to.

They actually went straight to the dump.
Do you want to know how big the box was?

[Raype]

They actually went straight to the dump.
Do you want to know how big the box was?

*unzips*

Yes.

More on this.

There are used stores where most of their business is from selling porn mags.

Speaking of which, I spend a lot of time at used book stores.

As a bonus, I also pick up the sort of chicks that frequent used book stores.

Some of them being pretty hot.

[Nemkoon]

About 6ft high, and about twice the size of an average fat person.

[Slacker Magician]

Speaking of which, I spend a lot of time at used book stores.
As a bonus, I also pick up the sort of chicks that frequent used book stores.
Some of them being pretty hot.

About 6ft high, and about twice the size of an average fat person.

You definitely should have sold them.

[Drageuth]

Do I ever. But we had basic cable. So no Showcase. Not even blurred out. But then I spent a few weeks with family that had a decent package. Much porn watching ensued.

They never should've stopped that. I'd probably still tune in. Decent entertaining softcore is such a rarity nowadays. All that internet porn. It's like the fast food of pornography. Sure, it's fast and easy, but sometimes it's better if you have to wait/work for it.

Red Shoe Diaries, narrated by David Duchovny.

Bunch of cheating little hellions, eh'?

Yup. Yup we were.

I hear curvy is in. As are older women. Which means I'll have to switch my type to creepy thin younger girls.

... that just so happens to be exactly my type.

Speaking of which, I spend a lot of time at used book stores.

As a bonus, I also pick up the sort of chicks that frequent used book stores.

Some of them being pretty hot.

Notes.

You must give them to me.

NOW!

(Seriously. I have to ask... what do you do in a used book store for any length of time? I always feel like a tool just milling around looking at spines for stuff that I'm not interested in, and don't feel right just standing there reading something I've yet to pay for. But potentially hot women who are at least semi-literate is always a win, and daddy hasn't gotten any in a llloooonnnggg time)

[Slacker Magician]

(Seriously. I have to ask... what do you do in a used book store for any length of time? I always feel like a tool just milling around looking at spines for stuff that I'm not interested in, and don't feel right just standing there reading something I've yet to pay for. But potentially hot women who are at least semi-literate is always a win, and daddy hasn't gotten any in a llloooonnnggg time)

Only on EP, would talk of book reports lead to this .

[Inferno.]

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels downloaded and about to be watched.

[Nemkoon]

You definitely should have sold them.

My parents weren't thinking.
They never think.
They could've payed off all of their bills with all those magazines.
I'm pretty sure their were some first issues in there.

[Raype]

Red Shoe Diaries, narrated by David Duchovny.

... that just so happens to be exactly my type.

Notes.

You must give them to me.

NOW!

(Seriously. I have to ask... what do you do in a used book store for any length of time? I always feel like a tool just milling around looking at spines for stuff that I'm not interested in, and don't feel right just standing there reading something I've yet to pay for. But potentially hot women who are at least semi-literate is always a win, and daddy hasn't gotten any in a llloooonnnggg time)

YES. SO MUCH. Walking down the street reading X rated letters. Brilliance. Although I had a theory that off camera that writer guy fucked his dog.

You shall be my wingman.

Just do exactly that. It's all about presence. Stop feeling like a tool and just sort of hang around browsing or reading a chapter or two of a random book. The sort of people that run those places don't generally care, especially if you happen to buy something eventually or grab the occasional cup of coffee they sell on the side. As for the women part, just make conversation. Helping people find a book is a great start. If you know your books, you can even have a conversation about it. Think your game shop trips, except you're the helpful one and eventually scoring happens.

[Drageuth]

Only on EP, would talk of book reports lead to this .

16 months, brah.
16 months.

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels downloaded and about to be watched.