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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Fuck it.
    Why are you using my Life Motto?

    I should charge you royalties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Actually I was thinking Cosworth Escort.

    Yeah, it's basically the same, but yours is much improved

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    Holy shit, I never knew how old he was. He's actually 78. So basically, my grandfather's a total badass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Yeah, it's basically the same, but yours is much improved
    There are a lot of these around, but they're not Cosworth. They're probably MOT failures being driven illegally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I know XR3 must make a huge difference, but over here Escorts are teenage girl and/or mommy cars
    Really? Up here escorts are 40 year old women who look about 60 with saggy tits smoking through holes in their throats asking if you want a good time.

    They generally charge 20 for a hummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Really? Up here escorts are 40 year old women who look about 60 with saggy tits smoking through holes in their throats asking if you want a good time.

    They generally charge 20 for a hummer.
    They are the best for blowjobs, since they can't gag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Really? Up here escorts are 40 year old women who look about 60 with saggy tits smoking through holes in their throats asking if you want a good time.

    They generally charge 20 for a hummer.
    What's a hummer? When you stick it in the hole in their throat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    They are the best for blowjobs, since they can't gag
    Yeah, but my dick always gets cold unless they happen to be wearing a scarf.

    Of unless I have my hands around their neck, but they generally look down on that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    What's a hummer? When you stick it in the hole in their throat?
    No, that's usually either a wheezy (where you go down) or a tonsiljob (if you go up).

    That costs 30.

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    I'm really interested in 70's and 80's cars, but thinking about it realistically they aren't worth owning since the parts have to be bought from enthusiasts/aren't being made any more/shit tons more expensive.

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    So my girlfriend's dad did work with Sony recently and got to play with an NGP protoype. I sometimes work with him. Not this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    I'm really interested in 70's and 80's cars, but thinking about it realistically they aren't worth owning since the parts have to be bought from enthusiasts/aren't being made any more/shit tons more expensive.
    That was my only complaint about by 240SX. The parts were outrageous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    That was my only complaint about by 240SX. The parts were outrageous
    The Ford Capri is from the 70s era and the Sierra is 80s - 90s.

    I'm really interested in Fords it seems.

    For my first car I want to try and get a SEAT Leon or Ibiza, preferably a Leon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    So my girlfriend's dad did work with Sony recently and got to play with an NGP protoype. I sometimes work with him. Not this time.
    Yeah, well my dad works for microsoft and he got to play duke nukem forever 2 on the Xbox Gamma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    The Ford Capri is from the 70s era and the Sierra is 80s - 90s.

    I'm really interested in Fords it seems.

    For my first car I want to try and get a SEAT Leon or Ibiza, preferably a Leon.
    I was big on Fords when I was into building up cars. My favorite was a 1976 Ford Grand Torino Elite. Had a 351 Windsor, all leather, all power accessories. Drove like a dream. I put headers and custom exhaust on it, and had ET Slot wheels...14x6 on the front and 15x10 on the back with L60-15 tires. I lifted the rear about 7 inches with hijacker shocks. Tricked that shit out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Yeah, well my dad works for microsoft and he got to play duke nukem forever 2 on the Xbox Gamma.
    Don't believe me if ya want. No problems here.

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