The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Synthetik]

Jill works better.

Look at your left palm and don't tell me if your fingers don't say Jill.

I don't know, I've always been fond of the name David. David D. Davidson.

Wait, isn't Rosie Palms the one that supposedly stood him up the other night?

Yeah, I heard about that. Apparently even she was tired of his bullshit so she up and left. She locked herself in his pocket and wouldn't come out for an hour.

[Milady]

I think being banned is more than enough leave to remain absent.

[Kermit Da Frog]

It's okay, you don't have to make up girlfriends you never had just to be able to post here because you fucked up in the past.

We'll still hate you either way.

^This.

So you turned her off of men for good.

Way to go.

There was a man involved?

[Illora]

It's okay, you don't have to make up girlfriends you never had just to be able to post here because you fucked up in the past.

We'll still hate you either way.

I dont get it, Ashleigh and I never even went out, so how was she my girlfriend?

[Lee]

Computer Science IIRC.

Oh nice

[Jazzmarazz]

I think he means I was friendly, I give every new member benifit of the doubt, 98% piss me off after 3 or 4 posts though. . .

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[Kermit Da Frog]

Not to mention he's never online, and Jack has been a mod for like 12 years.

Exactly. Wait. Are you being sarcastic?

I don't know, I've always been fond of the name David. David D. Davidson.

Always loving the men, aye?

[Illora]

So you turned her off of men for good.

Way to go.

not me, shes gone out with 3 guys since then

[Raype]

I don't know, I've always been fond of the name David. David D. Davidson.

Or if you prefer, Hulk Davidson.

Ha ha ha, FUCK.

[Pickles]

It's okay, you don't have to make up girlfriends you never had just to be able to post here because you fucked up in the past.

We'll still hate you either way.

I had a situation when I first joined and redeamed myself about a year later, maybe cookie remembers, but I do agree with you, he should just fuck off.

[Raype]

not me, shes gone out with 3 guys since then

So you can only get cheap sluts.

This is getting better and better.

[Lee]

Exactly. Wait. Are you being sarcastic?

I remember when it was a super big deal to have two accounts as well.

[Pickles]

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[Ivolt]

Oh nice

The best science can be done in the comfort of my bedroom.

[Milady]

So you can only get cheap sluts.

This is getting better and better.

I hear the imagined kind are the cheapest.