Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
Jill works better.

Look at your left palm and don't tell me if your fingers don't say Jill.
I don't know, I've always been fond of the name David. David D. Davidson.

Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
Wait, isn't Rosie Palms the one that supposedly stood him up the other night?
Yeah, I heard about that. Apparently even she was tired of his bullshit so she up and left. She locked herself in his pocket and wouldn't come out for an hour.