Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
Hey mister, im 13/f/AZ looking for sum1 to teach me about sex n stuf. wanna meet up?

*gives the ready signal to Chris Hanson and Perverted Justice crew*



DADDY! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK SOMEDAY!
Hey little baby gir-

OH SHIT
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Here's your pizza, kid.