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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Best Graffiti ever:

    First line: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

    Second line: Go home Dad you're drunk.

    Synthetik should be saying that to Steve.
    He says it to me often

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Best Graffiti ever:

    First line: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

    Second line: Go home Dad you're drunk.

    Synthetik should be saying that to Steve.
    The second line, I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Hey Steve. I hate you and your biography.
    fuck off frog.

    how ya doing buddy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Hey little baby gir-

    OH SHIT
    um

    Here's your pizza, kid.
    Yeah, just go ahead and wait in the kitchen while I put my bathing suit on. There's some lemonade and animal crackers if you're hungry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    HAI SON I MISSED YOU I BROUGHT PRESENTS BUT I FUCKED THEM
    It's alright dad, I'm used to getting the sloppy seconds. Just like that time you bought me a hooker on my 10th birthday.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
    I've found that lobelia makes a lovely tea for those who you wish to thank dearly for their actions...perhaps I should bring some to the denizens of the Hangout.
    I'll take mine with some Jimson Weed as well, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    idk if this is relevant to your problem, but I recently found out that you are supposed to put R2&L2 in after you close the shell. Imagine that.
    Nah, the thing doesn't respond at all after I've taken it apart. Most likely they're electronically sealed, so if you break the circuit by opening them up, they refuse to work until they've been resealed by the factory tools. I can't recall what other electronics are like that, but there are quite a few.

    Also, YouTube commenters are occasionally quite awesome. I watched an NPH Old Spice commercial because it was on the front page as a Recommended Video because I watched some other Old Spice commercials, and this was the highest rated comment:

    "Neil Patrick Harris doesn't sleep with men because he's gay, he sleeps with men because he's run out of women."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    The second line, I hope.
    queue porn music right after hysteria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Yeah, just go ahead and wait in the kitchen while I put my bathing suit on. There's some lemonade and animal crackers if you're hungry.



    It's alright dad, I'm used to getting the sloppy seconds. Just like that time you bought me a hooker on my 10th birthday.



    I'll take mine with some Jimson Weed as well, please.
    she was for your uncle.. . .i've yet to decide which one of these depraved bastards is your uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    fuck off frog.

    how ya doing buddy?
    Pretty good. Yourself?

    Also, you ought to be retro by now. (Fun Fact of the Day)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    You know where i post, its differnet, dont worru they'll teahc you, fcuk

    fuxk!
    Mountmellick is a rather nice little town.

    It'd be a shame if something unpleasant were to happen to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Yeah, just go ahead and wait in the kitchen while I put my bathing suit on. There's some lemonade and animal crackers if you're hungry.
    HEY! I CAME HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, NOT THAT GUY!
    Ohhh...am I on TV
    HI MOM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Nah, the thing doesn't respond at all after I've taken it apart. Most likely they're electronically sealed, so if you break the circuit by opening them up, they refuse to work until they've been resealed by the factory tools. I can't recall what other electronics are like that, but there are quite a few.

    Also, YouTube commenters are occasionally quite awesome. I watched an NPH Old Spice commercial because it was on the front page as a Recommended Video because I watched some other Old Spice commercials, and this was the highest rated comment:

    "Neil Patrick Harris doesn't sleep with men because he's gay, he sleeps with men because he's run out of women."
    Again about the Rep hack.

    The youtube highest rated comment systems can occasionally produce comedy gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Best Graffiti ever:

    First line: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

    Second line: Go home Dad you're drunk.

    Synthetik should be saying that to Steve.
    I usually wait until he gets overly belligerent and starts swinging things at people.

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    He says it to me often
    We have many drunk people in the hangout tonight! It's like a party over the internet except the sex isn't real!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    The second line, I hope.
    Grandma just doesn't know when to stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Nah, the thing doesn't respond at all after I've taken it apart. Most likely they're electronically sealed, so if you break the circuit by opening them up, they refuse to work until they've been resealed by the factory tools. I can't recall what other electronics are like that, but there are quite a few.

    Also, YouTube commenters are occasionally quite awesome. I watched an NPH Old Spice commercial because it was on the front page as a Recommended Video because I watched some other Old Spice commercials, and this was the highest rated comment:

    "Neil Patrick Harris doesn't sleep with men because he's gay, he sleeps with men because he's run out of women."
    That would be the pin strip, its very touchy. All of mine have been opened and closed by hand, and still fully work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Nah, the thing doesn't respond at all after I've taken it apart. Most likely they're electronically sealed, so if you break the circuit by opening them up, they refuse to work until they've been resealed by the factory tools. I can't recall what other electronics are like that, but there are quite a few.

    Also, YouTube commenters are occasionally quite awesome. I watched an NPH Old Spice commercial because it was on the front page as a Recommended Video because I watched some other Old Spice commercials, and this was the highest rated comment:

    "Neil Patrick Harris doesn't sleep with men because he's gay, he sleeps with men because he's run out of women."
    I've taken a PS2 controller apart once or twice without any weird consequences. I think you just broke it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Pretty good. Yourself?

    Also, you ought to be retro by now. (Fun Fact of the Day)
    Nah I dont think i'm there yet, plus i wouldn't know what to do with it, probably just masterbate and cry, what you been doing? found a job designing yet?

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