The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Milady]

Now I'M impressed.

I guess after all of last night's helen keller, women, dead baby jokes I thought that no one else here was civilized.

Please note that I was not involved in said jokes.

Although I did read a couple of them out loud to my father, to piss off my stepmother who's "offended" by just about anything.

[Illora]

Now I'M impressed.

I guess after all of last night's helen keller, women, dead baby jokes I thought that no one else here was civilized.

considering most people here act like cavemen, that assumption may not be incorrect

[Lee]

how the smurf is my user activity 98.8 percent?

Because only one person can have 100%, and i have 99.9

It's percentage based, and then ranked.

I.E. If kermit was supposed to have 1000 and i was supposed to have 1001, i would have 100 and he would have 99.9

[Synthetik]

I can't wait for you to create the conditions that allow us to cause you to be "gone" again. Ignoring you isn't nearly as satisfying.

Yeah, med students sort of worry me occasionally. I don't know at what level in your education you start going to the hospital for experience, but all the med students I've ever talked to were completely clueless. It's no wonder it takes so damn long to become a doctor.

I just love it when you talk dirty.

Indeed. I suppose some of them will have to survive their training and become knowledgeable nurses/doctors, or else there would be no one left to help all the sick people. It was cool though, there was this really awesome male nurse who gave me a bunch of extra soda and ice cream after I had to get a catheter taken out and talked to me for a little bit. It was nice having someone who actually treated to me like a human being for a change, rather than the usually cold and robotic motions most nurses/doctors seem to go through with their patients.

You sir, should have a cement mixer.

1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
1 oz. Lime Cordial (Rose's)

Shoot both shots but do not swallow. Instead, mix them around in your mouth.

Fuck that, he's drinking a Three Wise Men.

He was fat? :O

Like Drew Carey fat, or Bruce Vilanch fat?

Also, who is this a picture of?

More like Jabba the Hut fat.

No idea, but it looks like a serial killer in training.

Sex with your mom on the beach

Throw in some failed birth control and then you have me!

Considering how big the universe is and how hard it is to travel between stars, I'd say we're pretty much guaranteed to be wiped out.

Until we figure out how to unify as a single entity and discover anti-matter/anti-gravity propulsion technology, I'd say we're fucked too. Those aliens sure do have some cool ships.

[Jazzmarazz]

Was the complex really named from the play?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Please note that I was not involved in said jokes.

Although I did read a couple of them out loud to my father, to piss off my stepmother who's "offended" by just about anything.

Any personal favorites? I'm wondering which ones are keepers.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Was the complex really named from the play?

Yes.

[Illora]

Oedipus the King(Oedipus Rex) was written by Sophocles.

Then what the hell are we reading in English?

[Sprung]

considering most people here act like cavemen, that assumption may not be incorrect

Urgh you, motherurgher.

[Jazzmarazz]

Because only one person can have 100%, and i have 99.9

It's percentage based, and then ranked.

I.E. If kermit was supposed to have 1000 and i was supposed to have 1001, i would have 100 and he would have 99.9

Actually no, multiple people can have 100%.

[Lee]

Please note that I was not involved in said jokes.

Although I did read a couple of them out loud to my father, to piss off my stepmother who's "offended" by just about anything.

I know someone like that haha, if i told them those kind of jokes they would probably start to vomit or something

[Lee]

Actually no, multiple people can have 100%.

Oh, i was just making assumptions based on my observations.

I just thought it was a "points per week" ranking type thing.

[Sprung]

Throw in some failed birth control and then you have me!

I bet "Happy Father's Day, Uncle Steve" cards are hard to find, aren't they?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Then what the hell are we reading in English?

Adventures with Dick and Jane

Actually no, multiple people can have 100%.

Except me.

[Illora]

also dead babies.

I just looked at the textbook, and compared it to the internet. you are right, the textbook says that it was written by william sheakspeare though, so now I'm confused