The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Illora]

Hey now, maybe we shouldn't pick on Oedipus' girlfriend.

Thats actually a good reference, I'm proud of you for having referenced a sheakspearian play

[Kermit Da Frog]

meh, but I will be having Kahlua in my coffee tomorrow morning.

Trust me, it'll change your life.

Also, put burnett's watermelon vodka in hawaiian punch if you want to drink all day tomorrow in public whilst doing things.

[Lee]

Yay! I still have a useful movie career!

Hairspray doesn't count

[Milady]

I don't drink anymore but when I did, the only thing I ever had was straight vodka.

You people and your flavorful mixed drinks suck.

[Lee]

Thats actually a good reference, I'm proud of you for having referenced a sheakspearian play

You're serious, that's the sad part

[Kermit Da Frog]

Thats actually a good reference, I'm proud of you for having referenced a sheakspearian play

So, I'm glad to see that you ignored the whole motherfucker thing.

(That's always the best way to admit something)

[Lee]

I don't drink anymore but when I did, the only thing I ever had was straight vodka.

You people and your flavorful mixed drinks suck.

They're all fruits, real men drink water, and LIKE IT.

[Milady]

Thats actually a good reference, I'm proud of you for having referenced a sheakspearian play

Oh, so the mystery of Shakespeare's authorship has been concluded.

Sophocles was Shakespeare all along!

[Illora]

So, I'm glad to see that you ignored the whole motherfucker thing.

(That's always the best way to admit something)

I never said it was accurate

[Sprung]

I'm drinking beer because the wife forgot to make my tea today.

So far, I'm not complaining.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I don't drink anymore but when I did, the only thing I ever had was straight vodka.

You people and your flavorful mixed drinks suck.

I'm purely scotch and bourbon now, I gave up the mixed stuff when younger, but I'm always good for giving bartending tips.

[Illora]

Oh, so the mystery of Shakespeare's authorship has been concluded.

Sophocles was Shakespeare all along!

You have your authors mixed up

[Illora]

how the smurf is my user activity 98.8 percent?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Oh, so the mystery of Shakespeare's authorship has been concluded.

Sophocles was Shakespeare all along!

Now I'M impressed.

I guess after all of last night's helen keller, women, dead baby jokes I thought that no one else here was civilized.

[Lee]

You have your authors mixed up

Oedipus the King(Oedipus Rex) was written by Sophocles.