The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Milady]

what the hell do you mean by that, I joined the same month and year you did, just because I was gone for 6 months doesnt mean you can ignore me

I can't wait for you to create the conditions that allow us to cause you to be "gone" again. Ignoring you isn't nearly as satisfying.

Yes, I think that's exactly what he was actually.

It was great too, there was an intern/med student or whatever you call them with the x-ray technician when I got my leg x-rayed, and he was holding my leg up for the x-ray, although he started becoming careless and basically let my leg drop down onto itself. I'm sure they enjoyed listening to me scream my head off and barrage curses his way.

Yeah, med students sort of worry me occasionally. I don't know at what level in your education you start going to the hospital for experience, but all the med students I've ever talked to were completely clueless. It's no wonder it takes so damn long to become a doctor.

[Sprung]

Bonus cars probably, which will come in the form of a DLC code... Or a shiny tin box with the words Limited Edition under the game title.

This one says it on the box. I was all like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...what's that mean?"

[Illora]

I miss my old stuff.
my bold username
my 8 bars of rep
my huge postcount (not really)
my cookies and stuff people had given me
my mahjong trophy ... ... ... (I actually had it for about 30 seconds)

[Kermit Da Frog]

I can't wait for you to create the conditions that allow us to cause you to be "gone" again. Ignoring you isn't nearly as satisfying.

Provoking him will probably get him there faster.

[Jazzmarazz]

2/3 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/3 oz. Vodka
1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice


Yes.

I asked to have apple pie this time around. And the size of my smile as I wrote that is interesting.

[Milady]

Provoking him will probably get him there faster.

Or cause his "girlfriend" to log in.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I asked to have apple pie this time around. And the size of my smile as I wrote that is interesting.

You sir, should have a cement mixer.

1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
1 oz. Lime Cordial (Rose's)


Shoot both shots but do not swallow. Instead, mix them around in your mouth.

[Synthetik]

Is Sex on the beach fruity foo foo?

Yes. But it tastes delicious. It's like liquid candy with mommy's juice in it.

The fuck is that?

I'm Olivia Newton John and you're John Travolta.

[Sprung]

Or cause his "girlfriend" to log in.

Is she the one who nuked the hot tub?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Or cause his "girlfriend" to log in.

Hey now, maybe we shouldn't pick on Oedipus' girlfriend.

[Lee]

He was indiscriminate in his trolling, that is true. Although I think it usually backfired on him because it was so obvious when he was trying to troll. That and everyone endlessly made fun of him for being fat.

He was fat? :O

Like Drew Carey fat, or Bruce Vilanch fat?

Also, who is this a picture of? If you didn't say Dolph Lundgren you're a fucking liar. Drew Carey was a badass when he was younger apparently.

[Sprung]

Yes. But it tastes delicious. It's like liquid candy with mommy's juice in it.

Sex with your mom on the beach

[Raype]

Honestly, I don't think there are any. Everyone loves you. But just for good measure, I'm going to add some now.

The question is: Will mankind hatch from their egg and journey into the stars as we were destined to or extinguish the flame of our existence with our own arrogance and stupidity? I'm leaning towards the latter.

We're not so different, you and us. Although instead of bowing down to ourselves we bow down to corporations and the government.

Considering how big the universe is and how hard it is to travel between stars, I'd say we're pretty much guaranteed to be wiped out.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Yes. But it tastes delicious. It's like liquid candy with mommy's juice in it.






I'm Olivia Newton John and you're John Travolta.

Yay! I still have a useful movie career!

[Jazzmarazz]

You sir, should have a cement mixer.

1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
1 oz. Lime Cordial (Rose's)


Shoot both shots but do not swallow. Instead, mix them around in your mouth.

meh, but I will be having Kahlua in my coffee tomorrow morning.