The Hangout: I like Chopin Brokoly.

[Deach]

hahahaha

watching kite runner, some little kid got bum raped, walking like a cowboy

[Ivolt]

Meanwhile, in the vault:

SOOO THIRSTY!!!

150 days later:

Hey, wasn't I doing something impo-OH SHIT!

[Ivolt]

hahahaha

watching kite runner, some little kid got bum raped, walking like a cowboy

That's fucked up.

[Evans]

Gun's not even loaded.

Awesome movie, though. <33333333333333333

You sure it'll fit?

If I make my exercises, it should.

Damn GGPO.

GGPO.

As GGPO I.

MBAC. Period.

That would explain the snow.

And dude wearing bondage gear.

Dudes, you mean.

So, I couldn't sleep despite being so tired I think I'd pass out and I come back to find what, another elmdor?

Damn it.

Feel like talking yourself to sleep?

Kill them.

[Raype]

I got raped by Best Buy, yes.

I guess your possibility was buttsex.

Tough break.

Getting closer. One day. One day.

I dream of the day I stop cutting my gums on jagged metal.

[Dr Mario]

I prefer to chew through the side of the can.

I mean...

I open the pop top

Canadian Beaver, eh?

[Bunneh]

That's fucked up.

Only in America.

[Evans]

That's fucked up.

The ass.

[Deach]

Only in America.

Kite Runner isn't in English, it's some arab film.

[Evans]

Canadian Beaver, eh?

No other kind.

[Raype]

Awesome movie, though. <33333333333333333

Quite the explosive ending, wouldn't you say?

HAHAHAHAHA...

aww, I made myself sad.

If I make my exercises, it should.

Just don't tear me a new one.

Literally.

MBAC. Period.

GGPO, you fool!

Dudes, you mean.

Nope, just one. I think he wanted me to stop talking.

Canadian Beaver, eh?

Gnaw.

[Evans]

Kite Runner isn't in English, it's some arab film.

But only America thinks it's fucked up.

I mean, "OH GOD NOT A BOOB ON TV BURN THE WITCHES HEY LOOK 1000 PEOPLE GET SHOT IN THIS MOVIE ITS SO COOL AMERICA FUCK YEAH".

[Dr Mario]

Gnaw.

Remind me to be careful about what holes I choose in Canada.

[Bunneh]

Kite Runner isn't in English, it's some arab film.

Ah. That would explain the kid being assraped.

In America, men come home from a long day at the mines to their wives and a hot meal.

In Iraq, terrorists come home from failed suicide bomber attempts to their sons and commence to fuck them anally until the bombs get fused properly.

[Tassadar]

Cannibal Holocaust, now there's film I don't want to see.