The Hangout: I like Chopin Brokoly.

[Raype]

Now eating: Pretzels- Jesus christ these fuckers are salty - Where's my beer?

[Evans]

bunneh is recovering from the massive burn

I know, right? WHAAAAMMMBULANCE RIGHT TO THE BURN WARD

[Dr Mario]

I dislike Harmans hamburgers.

Last time I ate one I went schizo.

When I came to, I was playing russian roulette with a principle of a local school.

Turns out he was rigging elections.

Fear and Loathing in Canada?

[Evans]

Now eating: Pretzels- Jesus christ these fuckers are salty - Where's my beer?

Heh.

[_M_]

Now eating: Pretzels- Jesus christ these fuckers are salty - Where's my beer?

Still punching your beer or have you found the pop top?

[Deach]

Aww...c'mon, Inferno, say it.

After you get done cussing me out I'll tell you that I was in fact joking and seeing if I could get a simple playfight going, since this GGPO and MBAC shit was about to make me go homicidal anyways.

Also, Deach, may I help you?

I know, right? WHAAAAMMMBULANCE RIGHT TO THE BURN WARD

WHAMBULANCE INDEED

man i wish tomorrow would hurry up so i can get me an xbox

[Raype]

Srsly. Am gon emo.

Gun's not even loaded.

Fine, but, this time, I park it.

In your ass.

You sure it'll fit?

No MBAC, man.

MBAC?

I MBAC where MBAC is MBAC.

Damn GGPO.

GGPO.

As GGPO I.

So, you woke up in Canada, eh? Oh my.

That would explain the snow.

And dude wearing bondage gear.

[_M_]

Gears of War was still $60 bucks at Best Buy! What the F, David Blaine?

...........I still got it.

[Elmdor Rizer]

So, I couldn't sleep despite being so tired I think I'd pass out and I come back to find what, another elmdor?

Damn it.

[Raype]

Fear and Loathing in Canada?

We prefer to be "mildly afraid and slightly annoyed" really.

Still punching your beer or have you found the pop top?

I prefer to chew through the side of the can.

I mean...

I open the pop top

[Ivolt]

MOAR FALLOUT.

WHY WOULD YOU ONLY GIVE ME TWO THROWING KNIVES WHEN STARTING OUT?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, STAB ALL THESE RAT BASTARDS?

And so the Vault Dweller (who was named None, possibly because I forgot to actually name him) spent the first 10 minutes of his life out of the vault killing rats. For no reason.

[Raype]

MOAR FALLOUT.

WHY WOULD YOU ONLY GIVE ME TWO THROWING KNIVES WHEN STARTING OUT?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, STAB ALL THESE RAT BASTARDS?

And so the Vault Dweller (who was named None, possibly because I forgot to actually name him) spent the first 10 minutes of his life out of the vault killing rats. For no reason.

Meanwhile, in the vault:

SOOO THIRSTY!!!

Gears of War was still $60 bucks at Best Buy! What the F, David Blaine?

...........I still got it.

In the ass?

[_M_]

I prefer to chew through the side of the can.

I mean...

I open the pop top

Getting closer. One day. One day.

[_M_]

In the ass?

I got raped by Best Buy, yes.

[Bunneh]

Gun's not even loaded.

O rly?

Mah little friend here says otherwise, buddeh.