Bye guys and...well, other guys. I gotta go do laundry and whatnot. My Sunday is a fun-day! Not at fucking all.
Rapunzel, the traditional courtly princess. Her defence, self-defence.
Prince Charming. Trying to shrug off a perforated shoulder as part of his heroic duty.
The defence lawyer. Seeking to see Rapunzel found snow-white innocent.
The prosecutor. An old friend of the Prince.
The judge. 30 years of the same old fairytale stories would make anyone bitter.
The jury. A Lifetime of fairytale stories to draw inspiration from... Hope they find the right one guilty.
Sorry for any incoherence. I'm a little bit drunk right now.
Random post after some amount of alcohol.
Equally random attempt at popularity.
What's the name for someone who runs an orphanage?
Not a nun, this guy is a dude.
Nevermind.