The Hangout: Gina Carano is the most attractive woman around.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I actually went to bed early for a change, got a drunken phone call at 02:30 and can't go back to sleep.

[Elmdor Rizer]

But I know what will help! /gone.

[Raype]

I actually went to bed early for a change, got a drunken phone call at 02:30 and can't go back to sleep.

Was it a booty call?

[Cyberxion]

I hate drunken phone-calls.

A good rule of thumb is that if I don't want to talk to you when you're sober, I probably don't want to talk to you when you're slobbering drunk. And yet my cousin still calls here, as if any of us ought to want to talk to her.

She's a dumb cunt.

[Evans]

I can get it the first time through.

Then my mind shuts down and I have no way to respond.

I still am a Francophone, so yeah.


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It was awesome, whatever it was.

[Evans]

I hate drunken phone-calls.

A good rule of thumb is that if I don't want to talk to you when you're sober, I probably don't want to talk to you when you're slobbering drunk. And yet my cousin still calls here, as if any of us ought to want to talk to her.

She's a dumb cunt.

Oh yeah? We were once woken up at 3 AM by a guy who named himself Mr. Lasagna. He never told us where he was. I would have kicked the fucking shit out of him. Do not wake me up in the middle of the night. Just, don't.

[Raype]

I hate drunken phone-calls.

A good rule of thumb is that if I don't want to talk to you when you're sober, I probably don't want to talk to you when you're slobbering drunk. And yet my cousin still calls here, as if any of us ought to want to talk to her.

She's a dumb cunt.

Drunk female cousin, you say...

[Strongbad]

Scientologists and Mormons should battle.

[Raype]

Oh yeah? We were once woken up at 3 AM by a guy who named himself Mr. Lasagna. He never told us where he was. I would have kicked the fucking shit out of him. Do not wake me up in the middle of the night. Just, don't.

"Hi, I'm Mr. Lasagna, want to try some of my meat?"

Scientologists and Mormons should battle.

It'd be a short battle, considering the amount of "no, it's against my religion!" being directed towards medics.

[Evans]

Drunk female cousin, you say...

She's manly, though. And a whore, as I recall.

[Raype]

She's manly, though. And a whore, as I recall.

Excellent, tough slutty sleazy women happen to be my type.

[Evans]

"Hi, I'm Mr. Lasagna, want to try some of my meat?"



It'd be a short battle, considering the amount of "no, it's against my religion!" being directed towards medics.

Nah, it was about some drug deal. Lord, was that a fucked up conversation. Especially at 3 in the morning.

[Strongbad]

It'd be a short battle, considering the amount of "no, it's against my religion!" being directed towards medics.

Well, Tom Cruise flying an X-Wing would pretty much win the war.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I hate drunken phone-calls.

A good rule of thumb is that if I don't want to talk to you when you're sober, I probably don't want to talk to you when you're slobbering drunk. And yet my cousin still calls here, as if any of us ought to want to talk to her.

She's a dumb cunt.

I love you.

You other guys too.

[Evans]

Scientologists and Mormons should battle.

Only if it ends up like Cartman fighting against the other psychics.

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