Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
Oh yeah? We were once woken up at 3 AM by a guy who named himself Mr. Lasagna. He never told us where he was. I would have kicked the fucking shit out of him. Do not wake me up in the middle of the night. Just, don't.
"Hi, I'm Mr. Lasagna, want to try some of my meat?"

Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
Scientologists and Mormons should battle.
It'd be a short battle, considering the amount of "no, it's against my religion!" being directed towards medics.