Originally Posted by
Raype
Also, on the topic of facebook, there seem to be only a small number of personality types.
1.) Baww, my life sucks. Listen to me bitch and moan forever.
2.) Look at my cat/kid. Isn't it cute? Listen to me bring it up at every opportunity.
3.) I LIEK DIS AND DIS AND DIS AND I PLAY DIS GAME AND DIS GAME AND DIS GAME. Wall full of nothing but automated updates and links. God help you if you have more than 5 of these people in your friends list.
4.) I'm eating. Man, This is good. Okay, now I'm walking out the door. It's kinda chilly out. Who put that gum there? Ugh, people are so stupid. I like it better when people take care of the city. Whoops, almost slipped. I can see that kid's underwear. I'm sure his parents are ashamed. Okay, getting my keys out of my pocket. Putting them in. Turning. Whoops, didn't unlock. Trying again. There we go. I'm now sitting in my car. I put the bags on the passenger seat. And now I'm starting it. It's making this weird noise, I should have it checked. People who update constantly from their cellphone should be taken out into the street and subsequently quartered.
5.) Hai guize. Aren't I hot? Check out all these pictures of me and tell me. Because I need constant attention and assurance of my attractiveness otherwise I'll shrivel up and die.
I'm beginning to see a point to those people who claim there's a very limited pool of personalities out there.
