exactly what i thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
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exactly what i thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
You say that now. Come back in a couple weeks. They're fast learners those womens.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
No. I never want to read about your sexual adventures. Mine are way better. Girls showing up with beer and stating they'll "help you relax" after an incredibly long day are the motherfucking win. All I'm saying.Quote:
i know, i was trying to say she hasn't sucked me off in ages inconspicously, you just wanted to read that didn't you?
No, no we can't. It's in our rule books. She'll shoot you down. It does not work that way. Only women can play that card. Unless you're gay and doing it with a man, but even then you forfeit your man card when you go gay, in return you receive the gayman card. It's more or less the same, but it give you a couple woman benefits.Quote:
o, yes we can. i'll see to it i get nal for msome girl if she wans't orgianally willing.
Good work.Quote:
exactly why i fucked laura, cos diane was gone.
exactly why i kissed a girl at a party 2 months ago.
exactly why i'm leaving laura for diane.
Clearly you've never had it.Quote:
sodomy is sodomy :shrug:
You are a gigantic square. Dude, I buy beer for local high school kids like every week. And then there's the illegal drugs. Buying minors shit is normal. It's also a great way to make some additional cash. Hey, I still remember when I was in their shoes. Ah, those were the days...Quote:
she couldn't buy her own.
It's basically the same really. Plus you would have fucked her. It's no less illegal or weird than that.
At least you're learning I suppose...Quote:
i know that now....
me:the kind of guys you like turning down? well, nancy look, 99% of guys want girls. 100% of them like vagina, is there a link there? i think so.
nancy:yeah but not all of them are so foward about it...
Yes, she did. Also, I would know a secretly slutty girl just by looking at one. Yours just has the slutty part written all over her. Which, in reality, would take hundreds of markers.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
It's true. Never date a tease. Or be near one at any time. They are the massive suck. And not in the good way.Quote:
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Why the hell are you still here?Quote:
bryan singer is horrible, who helps cast hugh jackman as wolvie? GLENN DANZIG PLZ!
I'd have figured by now someone would have tracked you down and murdered you. If not for this post than one of the others. There are so many things wrong here I just won't even start. just...just....just.....GUH!
Nancy would probably consider me her worst nightmare :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
meh, i'll keep with it.Quote:
You say that now. Come back in a couple weeks. They're fast learners those womens.
lol kQuote:
No. I never want to read about your sexual adventures. Mine are way better. Girls showing up with beer and stating they'll "help you relax" after an incredibly long day are the motherfucking win. All I'm saying.
ew man. just ew.Quote:
No, no we can't. It's in our rule books. She'll shoot you down. It does not work that way. Only women can play that card. Unless you're gay and doing it with a man, but even then you forfeit your man card when you go gay, in return you receive the gayman card. It's more or less the same, but it give you a couple woman benefits.
i like to think i'm doing li'l jon some good.Quote:
Good work.
god, does it show?Quote:
Clearly you've never had it.
she wanted this as a gift. not a tippable hustle. a gift.Quote:
You are a gigantic square. Dude, I buy beer for local high school kids like every week. And then there's the illegal drugs. Buying minors shit is normal. It's also a great way to make some additional cash. Hey, I still remember when I was in their shoes. Ah, those were the days...
It's basically the same really. Plus you would have fucked her. It's no less illegal or weird than that.
thx heheQuote:
At least you're learning I suppose...
hmmQuote:
Yes, she did. Also, I would know a secretly slutty girl just by looking at one. Yours just has the slutty part written all over her. Which, in reality, would take hundreds of markers.
we'll there's no proof. aside from my thoughts and projections.
ok.Quote:
It's true. Never date a tease. Or be near one at any time. They are the massive suck. And not in the good way.
who would entertain you and multi quote 6 convos @ 1 time with you?Quote:
Why the hell are you still here?
see :above.Quote:
I'd have figured by now someone would have tracked you down and murdered you. If not for this post than one of the others. There are so many things wrong here I just won't even start. just...just....just.....GUH!
Sure you will. And I shall be proven correct. And thus the world remains the same..Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
And incredibly, undeniably, true.Quote:
lol k
Hey, you're the one planning to play the love card. That's as gay as it gets.Quote:
ew man. just ew.
L'il jon needs some new playmates. Preferably ones that are actual playmates :wacko:Quote:
i like to think i'm doing li'l jon some good.
Clearly. The "sodomy is sodomy:shrug:" comment really gave it away.Quote:
god, does it show?
Oh right, forgot you were poor :wacko:Quote:
she wanted this as a gift. not a tippable hustle. a gift.
Are you forgetting where we are? This is the internet pal. We don't need proof. We just need to have a hunch that it's true. And more often than not, those claims are later proven.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Evans would. Or Ba11a. Or strongbad. Or Lethe. Or Lydia. Or... shit, the list goes on.Quote:
who would entertain you and multi quote 6 convos @ 1 time with you?
see :above.
I'm going to kill you. SLowly and painfully. After I tie you in a chair and make you appreciate US.
no, cos i'm good at t.Quote:
Sure you will. And I shall be proven correct. And thus the world remains the same..
watch i'll fuck a girl anal style.Quote:
Hey, you're the one planning to play the love card. That's as gay as it gets.
hmm, too weird.Quote:
L'il jon needs some new playmates. Preferably ones that are actual playmates :wacko:
okQuote:
Clearly. The "sodomy is sodomy:shrug:" comment really gave it away.
laura made me this way.Quote:
Oh right, forgot you were poor :wacko:
i guessQuote:
Are you forgetting where we are? This is the internet pal. We don't need proof. We just need to have a hunch that it's true. And more often than not, those claims are later proven.
do they date fattys too? no then they're not entertaing.Quote:
Evans would. Or Ba11a. Or strongbad. Or Lethe. Or Lydia. Or... shit, the list goes on.
gimme the dvd. or the youtube links.Quote:
I'm going to kill you. SLowly and painfully. After I tie you in a chair and make you appreciate US.
She'll be better. I know it is the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I'd rather not watch. Just claim it and I'll buy it. Unless it reeks of BS, in which case someone else will examine pics to determine it's "troof".Quote:
watch i'll fuck a girl anal style.
Scared of blondes with fake boobs?Quote:
hmm, too weird.
Told you never to feed her. Should've went dutch.Quote:
laura made me this way.
No. But they're entertaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vlame
It's too late. You've already soiled the name of the movie. I shall cleanse it with your blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Baby, I can take more than 6.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
As I've seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You once sucked six in a row.
better at what?Quote:
She'll be better. I know it is the case.
goodQuote:
I'd rather not watch. Just claim it and I'll buy it. Unless it reeks of BS, in which case someone else will examine pics to determine it's "troof".
no. scared of hef's wang.Quote:
Scared of blondes with fake boobs?
dutch?Quote:
Told you never to feed her. Should've went dutch.
okQuote:
No. But they're entertaining.
:(Quote:
It's too late. You've already soiled the name of the movie. I shall cleanse it with your blood.
Guilt trips. Are you even paying attention?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Don't be. He's old. He doesn't fuck as many as you'd think. Also, hef is awesome, so I wouldn't mind sharing with him. Hef is my hero.Quote:
no. scared of hef's wang.
Paid what you eat, she pays what she eats. Or you each pay half of the total bill. As cases may vary. A suprising number of women climax all over themselves when you agree to this, since it shows you aren't trying to be controlling or something. Others prefer you pay. The trick is in figuring out which is which.Quote:
dutch?
When I get through with you, you'll be wishing I was jigsaw. Because I've got things in store for you. Horrible things. Painful things.Quote:
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Anyway, where the fuck is all this stuff coming from?
no laura has diabeties, she can't control anything. she just cries when i do it to her.Quote:
Guilt trips. Are you even paying attention?
hmmQuote:
Don't be. He's old. He doesn't fuck as many as you'd think. Also, hef is awesome, so I wouldn't mind sharing with him. Hef is my hero.
o okQuote:
Paid what you eat, she pays what she eats. Or you each pay half of the total bill. As cases may vary. A suprising number of women climax all over themselves when you agree to this, since it shows you aren't trying to be controlling or something. Others prefer you pay. The trick is in figuring out which is which.
zep?Quote:
When I get through with you, you'll be wishing I was jigsaw. Because I've got things in store for you. Horrible things. Painful things.
read like 60 posts back.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Look back. Way back.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Or go back to retro.
Where we make fun of DCk behind his back.
Oh shi-
She's guilt tripping you with diabetes then. Diabetes does not make you retarded. Just trust me on this one. I would know if it did.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
How can you be a man and not love hef? He makes his living by partying and taking pictures of girls while occasionally making dirty jokes. I would kill to be in his robe. In more ways than one.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Has what to do with that sentence?Quote:
zep?
ohQuote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Everyone knows nobody has posted in retro for months. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
What about that thread where we tried to determine if snkupo was insane or just fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
And decided he was both?
Good times.
Yeah, apples will do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
On a similar retro note. Suck on my Attachment space. I rule you.
u fuxQuote:
Look back. Way back.
Or go back to retro.
Where we make fun of DCk behind his back.
Oh shi-
but it can kill you before anything else.Quote:
She's guilt tripping you with diabetes then. Diabetes does not make you retarded. Just trust me on this one. I would know if it did.
ok i did buy playboys.Quote:
How can you be a man and not love hef? He makes his living by partying and taking pictures of girls while occasionally making dirty jokes. I would kill to be in his robe. In more ways than one.
wasn't jigsaw the murderer from sawQuote:
Has what to do with that sentence?
wasn't zep his lackey?
or scapegoat.
i think imma sleep, nice talking to you ray. it's like you're me in the future.
I am so taking an internet IQ test. I test best at 5am and tired as fuck.
You only got that because of cookie.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
And because you posted those nude pics.
Who was that chick again?
It's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
False. Most diabetes sufferers live very long lives. Unless they're lazy and spend all day stuffing their face. But really if they're like that heart disease is just as, if not more, likely.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Buy? What is "buy"? *pets private porn tracker account*Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Oh. Right. The nurse. Yes.
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
You should register to the EP RetroD00D! porn tracker also. TONS of porn there, but strictly for Retro's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
You wish :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Night :wav:
I test best when I'm 14 apparently. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
No, I had the space before. He couldn't use me for his little test because I am already elite. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Hush, that is only allowed in retro. We don't need the rest of this site turning into a porno haven.
They don't. Also, nobody says slow up.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I'd rather not watch a video of skinner fucking deach.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
I'm fucked up enough as it is :wacko:
Yeah, like I am going to put my actual age on the test.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Really? So did he test it yet or not?Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Alright. BTW, check out the jugs on that one I just posted.
diabetic day:
take 2 shots, insulin and lancet or someshit.
insulin again. cut finger, eat
cut finger.
cut finger, insulin, eat
cut finger
cut finger, insulin, eat.
have a high carb snack, sleep.
if there's no insulin in her she'll die for the carbs in her body.
It's an inside joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You might not find it funny, but if you're in my shoes it's absolutely fucking hilarious.
To summarize: I was given a test as part of some random course back in J high. I scored freakishly high. Multiple choice FTL I suppose.
She's type 1?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
But, she's hideously fat!
I'd have placed her as a type 2.