View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Look back. Way back.

    Or go back to retro.

    Where we make fun of DCk behind his back.

    Oh shi-
    u fux

    She's guilt tripping you with diabetes then. Diabetes does not make you retarded. Just trust me on this one. I would know if it did.
    but it can kill you before anything else.
    How can you be a man and not love hef? He makes his living by partying and taking pictures of girls while occasionally making dirty jokes. I would kill to be in his robe. In more ways than one.
    ok i did buy playboys.

    Has what to do with that sentence?
    wasn't jigsaw the murderer from saw

    wasn't zep his lackey?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    or scapegoat.

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    i think imma sleep, nice talking to you ray. it's like you're me in the future.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    I am so taking an internet IQ test. I test best at 5am and tired as fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Yeah, apples will do that.

    On a similar retro note. Suck on my Attachment space. I rule you.
    You only got that because of cookie.

    And because you posted those nude pics.

    Who was that chick again?

    Quote Originally Posted by vlame
    u fux
    It's true.

    Quote Originally Posted by vlame
    but it can kill you before anything else.
    False. Most diabetes sufferers live very long lives. Unless they're lazy and spend all day stuffing their face. But really if they're like that heart disease is just as, if not more, likely.

    Quote Originally Posted by vlame
    ok i did buy playboys.
    Buy? What is "buy"? *pets private porn tracker account*

    Quote Originally Posted by vlame
    wasn't jigsaw the murderer from saw

    wasn't zep his lackey?
    Yes.

    Oh. Right. The nurse. Yes.

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    Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Buy? What is "buy"? *pets private porn tracker account*
    You should register to the EP RetroD00D! porn tracker also. TONS of porn there, but strictly for Retro's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    i think imma sleep, nice talking to you ray. it's like you're me in the future.
    You wish

    Night

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    I am so taking an internet IQ test. I test best at 5am and tired as fuck.
    I test best when I'm 14 apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You only got that because of cookie.

    And because you posted those nude pics.

    Who was that chick again?
    No, I had the space before. He couldn't use me for his little test because I am already elite. Fact.

    Hush, that is only allowed in retro. We don't need the rest of this site turning into a porno haven.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
    They don't. Also, nobody says slow up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    You should register to the EP RetroD00D! porn tracker also. TONS of porn there, but strictly for Retro's.
    I'd rather not watch a video of skinner fucking deach.

    I'm fucked up enough as it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I test best when I'm 14 apparently.
    Yeah, like I am going to put my actual age on the test.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    No, I had the space before. He couldn't use me for his little test because I am already elite. Fact.

    Hush, that is only allowed in retro. We don't need the rest of this site turning into a porno haven.
    Really? So did he test it yet or not?

    Alright. BTW, check out the jugs on that one I just posted.

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    diabetic day:

    take 2 shots, insulin and lancet or someshit.

    insulin again. cut finger, eat

    cut finger.

    cut finger, insulin, eat

    cut finger

    cut finger, insulin, eat.

    have a high carb snack, sleep.

    if there's no insulin in her she'll die for the carbs in her body.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Yeah, like I am going to put my actual age on the test.
    It's an inside joke.

    You might not find it funny, but if you're in my shoes it's absolutely fucking hilarious.

    To summarize: I was given a test as part of some random course back in J high. I scored freakishly high. Multiple choice FTL I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    diabetic day:

    take 2 shots, insulin and lancet or someshit.

    insulin again. cut finger, eat

    cut finger.

    cut finger, insulin, eat

    cut finger

    cut finger, insulin, eat.

    have a high carb snack, sleep.

    if there's no insulin in her she'll die for the carbs in her body.
    She's type 1?

    But, she's hideously fat!

    I'd have placed her as a type 2.

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