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I should really return more often. New plots and all that keeping me busy. I'd apologise, but I'll soon rule you all anyway, so whatever.
1 - No, it really isn't. Focus now, you may eventually figure it out. You'll forgive me if I'm not holding my breath though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
2 - It's a chicken. Why on earth does it need a name? When all is said and done, it's only a production plant for eggs and, eventually, a nice bit of meat.
Nice to know. Still, an audience of one might not recoup the production costs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shane
1 - I am. I own it. Seriously, people suck at detective work.
2 - I'm sure there is. I'd prefer to not visit.
3 - Yes. Nega has... issues.
4 - Well spotted. Yep.
Hey Creti- I mean Rage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rage
- Short distances, yes. On the long haul, Sonic can keep up that speed whilst I get a heart attack.
- I didn't. I'll look into it and see how accurate it is.
- Well, Time Eater didn't betray me. I even had a whole plot in motion to counteract its inevitable betrayal. I've since retooled it for future use against Sonic.
- Orbot and Cubot. Those other two bumbling buffoons were built by one of my counterparts. Also, Cubot is currently undergoing extensive speech therapy. With a pneumatic drill.
Yes. Yes I do. You can send them to [hidden base address classified].Quote:
Originally Posted by angelboy77777
Oh yes, that filter. Bugger.
Why are you so fat? Been eating too much chocolate cake?
- I don't know if this was already asked (scrolling 44 pages is too much for me) but from which zone do you hail from? (Prime Zone, etc)
- Why do you keep your cousin Snively around if he ends up betraying you anyway (If you happen to answer Archie based questions)
- What was your most disappointing creation?
- Which creation do you cherish the most?
So.....
Have you figured out what to rename all the holidays this world celebrates yet?
Those were both terrible answers. Was that because I called you/mocked you for being old a couple of weeks ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
I've gone over this. It's a glandular problem! Really!Quote:
Originally Posted by angelboy77777
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Originally Posted by Rage
- I hail from earth. Which earth, given multi-dimensional theory, is a bit murky, but let me put it this way: When I take over the world, all of you will be my subjects. Does that answer to you which zone I hail from?
Mwahahahahaaa *ahem* excuse me.
- That's one of my dimensional counterparts, and I believe it's because he enjoys the mental challenge of dealing with treasonous lackeys. Never saw much point to that myself, but whatever works for him.
- Difficult to say. There are a few that rank highly on the list of "why did I even BUILD this?" I think the Eggmobile variant as seen in Chemical Plant Zone in Sonic 2 takes the prize though. The game's 'cheats' to avoid damage were more accurate than you'd think (Sonic just ducked out from under the splash), and it was destroyed as easily as you saw in that bloody game.
- Equally difficult to say. I think Metal Sonic though. Yes, he's treasonous, yes, he's defied me on more than one occasion, but when all is said and done, his design is astonishingly well done, his AI is beyond almost anything I've created since (with a few notable exceptions, of course), and these days he works for me loyally.
Not really. There are a fair few that I won't re-name. In fact, it might even happen that I'll just get rid of the world's assorted independence day celebrations (because let's face it, by that point they'll be unnecessary) and replace them with a worldwide Robotnik day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
No, it was because, when all is said and done, you asked me about Chickens in Harvest Moon. What were you expecting? A ringing endorsement on naming choices of Chickens in Harvest Moon!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
I have a planet to conquer, for heaven's sake!
Always fun to see your replies, so Ill keep harassing you with more questions.
- When you turn on a radio, what song will play?
- Ever bothered to try an inter-dimensional get together with the other Eggmans/Robotniks, since you did have a fun time with your youngerself (even if in the end you both started argueing)
- What do you think of the Roboticizer? (Yknow that thing that turns animals into fullfledged robots instead of jamming them into machinery)
- Have you ever tried to become Super Eggman with the Chaos Emeralds?
- What was your most ingenius plan you ever cooked? (get it coocked, cuz you're eggman gnfgnfgnfgnfgnf)
Oh, I don't consider questions harrassment (although that pun in the last question comes close). If I did that, I'd just close down this thread. And then try to take over the world. Again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rage
Soon...
- ...whatever is on the radio? If I turned on my own music, probably Beatles.
- Very risky. Crossing temporal boundaries (within reason) is relatively safe. Crossing dimensional boundaries runs you the risk of destroying both linked dimensions. And any dimensions 'near' to those in the multiversial spectrum. Observing is fine. Crossing is not.
- A bit over the top. I want to rule the world for its own good. I don't want to rule an army of mindless robotic slaves. I like robots, but there's a certain idiocy in just roboticising the entirety of a planet.
- I don't have the same kind of rapport with the Emeralds as the Hedgehog does. I know more about them than most, and they do respond to me (I can use them as power sources, for example), but I can't go 'super'. Just imagining myself in some kind of preposterous super form makes me wince as well, come to think of it. How would it even look? Suddenly I'd have hair?
...saaaaay.
- All right, to start with: Argh. Now that the initial thought about the question is out of the way...
It's hard to say. They're all suffused with my genius, after all. If I had to choose though, I think I'll go with the plot covered in Sonic Colours. Yes, I got defeated in the end, and it was by my own hubris, but it was a malfunction on my end that did it. Not a betrayal by some superpowered being, not Sonic scuttling the plan, just a malfunction. Fatal to the plan, yes, but had it not occurred, I would have won.
At the same time though, I probably would've gone back on it quite fast. Note my earlier mention of mindless robotic slaves. Using a giant mind control ray would just creat mindless organic slaves. Sometimes I really need to think these things through a bit more.
You know what? Scratch that.
Try Sonic Adventure. Yes, I got betrayed by Chaos, yadda yadda yadda, but some of my creations during that time are still among my favourite today. Hells, my Egg Carrier is still my home. (Note: currently operating from a hidden base not on the Egg Carrier).
i liked your posts so i want to ask a question
have you ever thought to a friendship with sonic ?:@:
Unlikely to ever happen, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by merin
When you get right down to it, I'll begrudgingly respect Sonic for his ability and his idealism, misplaced though it is. While we're still both on polar opposite sides, however, a friendship is, at best, unlikely.
I want to ask more things if there is no problem. these have always been questions for me
why don't you use your genius in good ways?
don't you want to retire or just take a rest or something ?
do you like your theme songs?:v:
why you underestimate sonic each time which make you lose?
how did you and your doppelganger survive after sonic generations?
Quite all right. If I didn't want questions, this thread wouldn't be here. In fact, if I didn't want questions anymore, this thread and any evidence anyone might pull from it for my upcoming schemes will disappear. Instantly.Quote:
Originally Posted by merin
- The fact of the matter is, I do. With me at the helm, the world will be infinitely better off. Regrettably, trying to achieve this peacably is utterly impossible.
- Not while I'm still driven. Perhaps one day, I'll just sit on the Egg Carrier and think "stuff it all". That day is not today.
- Most certainly. The composers of most versions had at least some inkling of talent.
- Oh, I don't underestimate Sonic. I occasionally overestimate myself. Important difference.
- As mentioned before; Turns out there was a door over there.
your answers are very intersting.so I decided to make a new post filled with whys .could you please answer them too?:-)
I realized that you didn't wear your goggles in sonic06 why ? and why did you wear them again
a general question why don't you and other characters change your outfits(really ,sometimes it seems too boring ):bored:
one more thing what's your idea about nazo and shadic?
did you park your tardis on the meter?
So how's that petabyte HDD holding up?
I can always take it off your hands if you don't need it :hello:
I suppose I could, yes. Within reason, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by merin
- The problem with the events depicted in Sonic 2006 is two-fold. One: The events as they happened were pretty much written out of time, soI only have a few bits and pieces of remaining data on it. As a result, I don't know whether I actually wore my goggles or not at the time.
Two: Because these events became largely unknown, SEGA decided to try their own hand at writing in the events. And gave me a ridiculous looking re-design. If I actually looked like that during those stupid events, I'll retire.
- I like this outfit. It serves as my favourite set of clothing. Also, it's something of a uniform. I do occasionaly wear different clothes, but not when I'm in the process of trying to take over the world. Recognisability is a big thing in this line of work.
Also, what outfit would Sonic or Tails change out of? Slightly new shoes?
- Who, and who?
Oh wait, I think I once heard the name of Nazo. Non-existent prototype character or some-such. Don't care.
Shadic makes me think of an amalgamation of Sonic and Shadow, and who the heck would want to bring Shadow in on ANYTHING!? All that'd happen is that Sonic would suddenly shout 'Maria?' at random times and suddenly need an hour off every day to brood.
Wrong Doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrendesares
Perfectly fine, thanks. Also, do you actually think your puny PSU could run a petabyte hard drive? This thing runs off Chaos Drives, not simple low wattage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
1. Have you ever had doubts about your plans?
2. Do you like bagels?
3.Do you like jpop?
1. Not really, I've always tried to maintain a confident state in which nothing will go wrong! Except for plan Obama, fuck man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iamerror
2. I used to have an intensive craving for bagels when I was around 13, always used to microwave them with butter.
3. I assume that jpop is some kind of hip modern music for teeny poppers so fuck no.
1 - Oh, very rarely. When it happens, it's usually by the very end of it as my latest, greatest creation is falling apart around me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iamerror
2 - On occasion, yes.
3 - What, Japanese pop music? Frankly, same for nearly every genre, it's produced some good things, and some dross.
...and you are?Quote:
Originally Posted by lcazor555
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this thread is entitled "Ask Doctor Robotnik". Scroll up to the top. Read it carefully. Nowhere in the title does it say "Oh, and lcazor555 too."
Hint.
I know, yet I sometimes like to pretend :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
So how did this come about?
*info from Wiki*
What was the original plan here before the six "rebelled"?Quote:
While in pursuit of the series' antagonist Doctor Eggman, Sonic the Hedgehog travels to a world known as Lost Hex, where he learns Eggman has harnessed the power of a group of native villains known as the Deadly Six. When the Six rebel, however, Sonic and Eggman are forced to work together to stop them for the sake of the planet.
I bet it was more like "Wahahahahaha, with them playing with Sonic, now I can recreate Eggmanland. Now the world is mine."
Oooooorrr something like that :wacko:
(Just for Lasharus)
What are your thoughts on the game, if it hasn't been asked yet?
Have to be sure :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Anyway.
1. Has anyone tried to impersonate you at some point?
2. If you were falsely accused of a crime, would you hire a lawyer or would you defend yourself?
3. What is the most strangest name you've thought up of to name a robot or a plan?
4. What was the most recent scheme that blue hedgehog ruined?
Are you an M.D. (Medical Doctor), Ph.D (professor or psychologist/psychiatrist) or an accomplished college professor? If you were an M.D, what field of medical science would you specialize in?
Did you like Yeezus?
Quite. Well, I'll let it slide. This time. I'm too busy plotting my next scheme to take vengeance just now.Quote:
Originally Posted by lcazor555
Well, the original plan was charmingly straightforward. Build six superpowerful creatures, sic said creatures onto Sonic, watch ensuing battle and take over the world in the meantime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
Of course two wrecked hidden bases later, and I decided some education for my wayward creations was in order.
I suppose I'll let the other guy respond to your other question then, hrm?
(Lasharus' reply)
Frankly, I don't think much of the game as yet. It looks a bit over-gimmicky, and since I don't own a Wii U, I'll probably watch a couple of cutscenes on YouTube later on. For reference here, the game's not out yet, so I can't say too much about the plot itself.
Certainty counts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shane
1 - lcazor555, a few posts above yours. Didn't work.
On a more serious note, there was Eggman Nega, my time-twisted relative/descendant/alternate (it's becoming difficult to tell, frankly. He changes his story every time.). He impersonated me in some hair-brained scheme. Then there was Metal Sonic, who also stole my thunder with my newly completed Egg Fleet during the Sonic Heroes plot...
2 - I'm an internationally wanted supervillain. I think nobody cares about petty crimes, given that if they ever imprison me, a trial will be the least of my concerns. Of course, I'd break out, but that aside.
3 - Hrm, difficult to say, really. I mean, there was my base of operations in my very first takeover attempt, the Scrap Brain zone. How on earth did I even come up with that name?
And, of course, first prize has to go to my old Spinball plot. I mean, I converted a mountain into a hidden pinball base, which for reasons unknown to myself other than that I must've been on something very bad for me, I named the Veg-O-Fortress. I'm actually rather glad that plot didn't succeed. I don't think I'd ever be able to live it down.
4 - Technically, I suppose that'd be the Generations scheme, given that the "Deadly Six" plot came pre-ruined. Blasted rebellious lackeys.
For more details, wait 'till SEGA releases the game. You'll find out all about my glorious - and backfired - plan!
I am, of course, a Ph.D. My university and other schools, however, have asked me to not divulge their names. They're ashamed of having tutored me. Hmph, I was smarter than anyone there anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Roomsburg
I'm just going to use my clues and hope you mean "Jesus", in which case the answer would be that I"m sure he was very nice and kind and all that. He's also not among the living at this time, so he's not part of my objective to take over the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prude
When it comes to institutionalised religion... well, I have plans, but I'm hardly going to discuss them here. I've found that mentioning any kind of opinion involving religion on any kind of internet locale usually leads to instantaneous screeching, whining, and arguing. Not in the mood.
I love this so much. :<3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
I was talking about Kanye West's new album named Yeezus. He is referred to as Yeezy, or Ye.
There is a lot of controversy (of course) about the album, but, in the end, it's amazing and Kanye is in fact, a god.
So I assume you worked your way up to being a ruthless superior dictator. What is it like being a ruthless dictator? I mean one gift you do have is high intellect. Do you like being among the high intellect type of person?
I came back for more questions:BigP:
doctor have you completed your teaching degree yet ?(I guess no .because you are busy with your schemes:wacko:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
anyway you were killed by shadow, weren't you?(I don't know what really happened could you please explain it?)
as far as i know you were betrayed sometimes and seems like mephilis-if you remember-was more successful than you.this means that you just underestimated them(overestimated yourself?)or something else?(especially about mephilis)
you had the chance of killing sonic in sonic unleashed so what happened?
1.Have you ever played a Final Fantasy game? If so,which was your favorite?
2.Do you keep a plan B ready when your plans fall apart?
3. Do you think that the games portray you correctly?
4. What would happen if someone else decided to take over the world/or fight with Sonic?
Tell me how will you solve for the uprising to the tyrannical rule in the future of Dr. Robotnik for world leader in 2016?
Have you found a way of making Chaos Energy into an AC like signal so you can tap into its power without the power source being directly with you?
Will you release an Antivirus program to the public, and if so..can I buy it?
Which do you prefer- JJ Abrams Star Trek, or Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek?
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Anyway:
1. Are all known Dr. Robotnik people wanted criminals or are there one or two exceptions?
2. What was the best place you went on vacation on, not counting anything constructed by you or your robots?
...
Urk. I'm starting to run out of questions... :(
Does the robotnik is aware of thine sushi?
Wow, I wonder why that name led to controversy. Also, the status of Mr. West's divinity is... up for debate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prude
Well, technically speaking, I'm not a ruthless superior dictator yet. There's a certain blue hedgehog in the way of that particular goal. And I wouldn't consider the term to be 'ruthless'. Try 'dedicated.' Finally, of course it's nice to be smarter than anyone anywhere. Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Roomsburg
- Yes, I have, in fact. As mentioned some time ago, formally I am now professor doctor Robotnik. You can keep calling me Doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by merin
- Well, that would probably be referring to the 'events' described in the game Shadow the Hedgehog. Basically the only true thing in that game is the 'real' ending, and even then they highly exaggerated Shadow's importance in the grand scheme of things (which, in reality, is just to brood around all the bloody time). SEGA decided that the true story was too short, so they added in about sixty thousand playthroughs, all concerning Shadow brooding about who he is/should be/thinks he is/has deluded himself into being. They killed me off in a few of those, so I decided to have words with their CEO, especially given that they then released Sonic 2006, in which, if memory serves, they also killed me a few times.
- The whole Mephiles the Dark thing hails from Sonic 2006, and SEGA there pretty much made it up as they went along, given that almost all those events were written out of time. Mephiles' actual existence has been documented (by me), and I've ensured that he would never be released (using technology created by me). Most importantly though, he's hardly as powerful as SEGA makes him out to be in that 'game' (as determined by me).
- It turned out his new form could breathe in space. How the heck was I supposed to have known that?
1 - Many. And VII.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iamerror
2 - I always do. Of course, Plan B usually fails as well, but it's always there.
3 - Most of them. Of course, some artistic liberty is taken, but on balance, I'm not too unhappy. Except for, as mentioned above, Sonic 2006 and Shadow. Sorry, but I'm neither a robot nor dead, so I shouldn't be able to type this. Oh wait.
4 - A few of them tried.
It didn't end well.
For them.
Mwahahaaa
- What uprising? Once I've taken over, I fully expect the world to finally realise that my policies are truly what is best for the world. Of course, preparations are being made for those who can't move with the times. Believe me on this one. To prevent failure, I won't provide any details, but rest assured that it involves robots, some robots, an airship fleet, a few space stations, and robots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
- Possible, but highly risky. Chances of the power conduit being interrupted are too high. Once I manage to find an uninterruptible power system like that, you'll know. By that time I'll have conquered the world, after all.
- Nah, anti-virus is people's own responsibility. I, of course, can't be hacked.
Neither. My technology far outstrips their imaginings anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitalicious
1 - There are a few. Some who have already taken over, some who aren't interested in taking over, and so on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shane
2 - The Mystic Ruins, I suppose. After all, it has that lovely Master Emerald. (Note: not anymore *grin*)
...my translator must be on the blink.Quote:
Originally Posted by sushihair
1.Since you are a teaching professor,do you plan to teach? If so,what subject would it be?
2. Do you think time travel will be possible in the near future?
I know you are a genius, but do you draw?
What do you use to wake you up normally?
1 - I might, once things settle down a bit. Or if I ever give up taking over the world. And mechanics, quantum mechanics, arcane gemstones... you know, stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iamerror
2 - Well, they would know, wouldn't they?
Also, Time Eater?
- Of course. Blueprints. They're fairly important.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
- An egg timer.
Let's see....
Can you summarize Quantam Theory?
Was Albert Einstien in your family tree in any way, shape, or form?
Do you keep in touch with what little family you have?
1.Did your theme park run on chaos gems?
2.What do you think will be the next big discovery in science?
3.Do you think we'll start using more green energy?
4. I read an article about 10 years ago about scientists working on using hydrogen to power cars,what do you think about it?
Also,do you think that will happen within the next 5-10 years?