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4th-March-2011, 05:53
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I miss those days. *has been wearing the same pants for five days*

I wore the same pair of shoes for like, 6 years straight. They were so comfortable.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Oh we can see'em alright. :kermitwacko:

I knew I shouldn't have taken those pictures! :dread:

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Originally Posted by Prude

I like to ride all night long

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

But they're not just dirty in that I've worn them once or twice, they're like covered in fuzz. And chalk, from a stupid project my gay instructor had us do.

I know. One of these days I'll persuade him to wear dress clothes. And he'll look so amazing, he probably won't even have to wear them for very long. :wacko:

Shut up, Ray. That's not what I meant. Especially because all my instructors are all mean old ladies. No cute nurses in my program!

Better than losing points or getting scolded or something. Besides, if anyone asks, just say the white smudges are cocaine residue from when you stayed up all night studying. :wacko:
4th-March-2011, 05:53
Prude

Yeah Ray, shut up! You goin' ta babby bear jail!
4th-March-2011, 05:53
Prude

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Originally Posted by Raype

Oh, are you still here? Sorry, was chatting up this chick named Alice. Totally getting into her miniskirt.

You PIG
4th-March-2011, 05:54
Raype

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Originally Posted by Prude

I would be paid to do stuff with women, not with men.

But then you say...

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Originally Posted by Prude

I don't really.

You HAD SEX with A WOMAN.

If you're a guy and you take one cock, you're probably at least bisexual. I'm fighting the double standard. :wacko:
4th-March-2011, 05:54
Milady

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Originally Posted by Raype

And now you know our secret. We only wear those things so we can take them off again. And now we must kill you. Unfortunately I forgot to load my dartgun with poison darts.

It's alright, it's usually more fun to imagine when they're mean old ladies.

It seems like a perfectly legitimate reason to wear them. ^^;;;

That's disgusting.
4th-March-2011, 05:54
Prude

lol, that's so weird, you're like, old Muscat. :wacko:
OH GOD DON'T BURN DOWN ROUX'S BOAT >,<
4th-March-2011, 05:55
Ivolt

You know what this needs?

Chuggo.

Because this is the best thing to come out of Canada in forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
4th-March-2011, 05:55
Prude

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Originally Posted by Raype

But then you say...

You HAD SEX with A WOMAN.

If you're a guy and you take one cock, you're probably at least bisexual. I'm fighting the double standard. :wacko:

LOL SO SAYS THE..........................V-V-V-V
4th-March-2011, 05:55
Raype

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Originally Posted by Prude

You PIG

I'm gonna go roll in the mud. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Prude

Yeah Ray, shut up! You goin' ta babby bear jail!

It's okay, I have a get out of jail free card.

You see, I'm addicted to pussy.

And I'm in rehab.

:wacko:
4th-March-2011, 05:55
Dr Mario

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Originally Posted by Milady

Wait....what? :lol

Pre-op MTF only, I guess.
4th-March-2011, 05:56
Prude

Just to clear things up I have never had sex in my LIFE
4th-March-2011, 05:56
Prude

god dammit why does this always happen
4th-March-2011, 05:57
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Better than losing points or getting scolded or something. Besides, if anyone asks, just say the white smudges are cocaine residue from when you stayed up all night studying. :wacko:

I'm pretty sure fuzzy, chalked up pants are just as unprofessional as a nice, clean pair of jeans. :wacko:

Whatever, I'm wearing jeans. My lab coat will cover about half of them anyway, and I only have to be on the floor for a couple of minutes. Then I'll sit at the end of the table farthest away from the door in the conference room, so any unsuspecting instructors that walk in will be none the wiser.

I think I'll even wear my sneakers, because I'm so not walking home in flats or heels after wearing them all day, and I'm not carrying any extra shoes with me.
4th-March-2011, 05:57
Raype

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Originally Posted by Milady

That's disgusting.

Hi, you must be new here. I'm ray, pleased to meet you.

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Originally Posted by Prude

LOL SO SAYS THE..........................V-V-V-V

Actually, as of 2 pm yesterday I'm a /\ V < > B A START
4th-March-2011, 05:58
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Prude

god dammit why does this always happen

You tried to subvert expectations. You weren't Genre Savvy enough.

KNOW YOUR ROLE
4th-March-2011, 05:59
Lee

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Originally Posted by Prude

Just to clear things up I have never had sex in my LIFE

I thought that was a qualifier to be able to post here?

And sprung gets off scott free because hes short and shit, and we felt bad for him.
4th-March-2011, 05:59
Milady

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Originally Posted by Raype

Hi, you must be new here. I'm ray, pleased to meet you.

Oh, right.

Carry on then. :wacko:
4th-March-2011, 05:59
Prude

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

You tried to subvert expectations. You weren't Genre Savvy enough.

KNOW YOUR ROLE

;_;
4th-March-2011, 06:00
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Milady

Oh, right.

Carry on then. :wacko:

PROTIP: Don't shake his hand.
4th-March-2011, 06:00
Prude

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Originally Posted by Lee

I thought that was a qualifier to be able to post here?

And sprung gets off scott free because hes short and shit, and we felt bad for him.

He and ray look the same
4th-March-2011, 06:00
Lee

Well, might as well try out this crysis stuff...
4th-March-2011, 06:00
Prude

And they're both total assholes
4th-March-2011, 06:01
Prude

So no I don't feel bad FOR ANY OF EM
4th-March-2011, 06:01
Lee

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Originally Posted by Prude

He and ray look the same

Oh bullocks, Ray is much taller.

And a bit less old looking.
4th-March-2011, 06:02
Prude

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Originally Posted by Lee

Oh bullocks, Ray is much taller.

And a bit less old looking.

YEAH, he's like 6'4
4th-March-2011, 06:03
Raype

Yeah, about that.

Y'see, when my parents were having a rough patch due to my dad's philandering, my mom ended up staying with some friends down south.

She kinda ended up at purdue at this one kegger.

Sprung, you ARE the father.
4th-March-2011, 06:03
Prude

I'm tired
4th-March-2011, 06:03
Prude

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Originally Posted by Raype

Yeah, about that.

Y'see, when my parents were having a rough patch due to my dad's philandering, my mom ended up staying with some friends down south.

She kinda ended up at purdue at this one kegger.

Sprung, you ARE the father.

Ew he was only like 10 years old
4th-March-2011, 06:03
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Raype

But then you say...

You HAD SEX with A WOMAN.

If you're a guy and you take one cock, you're probably at least bisexual. I'm fighting the double standard. :wacko:

But Ray, it's not gay if it's two girls, just awesome. :awesome:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

You know what this needs?

Chuggo.

Because this is the best thing to come out of Canada in forever.

AHHHHHHHH C'MON FUCKEN GUY

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Originally Posted by Milady

I'm pretty sure fuzzy, chalked up pants are just as unprofessional as a nice, clean pair of jeans. :wacko:

Whatever, I'm wearing jeans. My lab coat will cover about half of them anyway, and I only have to be on the floor for a couple of minutes. Then I'll sit at the end of the table farthest away from the door in the conference room, so any unsuspecting instructors that walk in will be none the wiser.

I think I'll even wear my sneakers, because I'm so not walking home in flats or heels after wearing them all day, and I'm not carrying any extra shoes with me.

Good luck on your stealthy pants mission tomorrow then. :wacko: We'll all be rooting for you.
4th-March-2011, 06:04
Ivolt

AH, CMON FUCK A GUY
4th-March-2011, 06:04
Jazzmarazz

Steve grows potatoes :lol

g'nite. :wav:
4th-March-2011, 06:04
Dr Mario

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Originally Posted by Prude

YEAH, he's like 6'4

Measure it barefoot next time.

Motherfucker loves his shoe inserts.
4th-March-2011, 06:05
Milady

Time to watch my episode that finished downloading earlier, then have a shower, then play some FFXIII.

I may or may not sleep before I have to go to class tomorrow. :wacko:
4th-March-2011, 06:05
Ivolt

It's like, 9:04 for you.

Fine, go to sleep.
4th-March-2011, 06:05
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Hypnos

Measure it barefoot next time.

Motherfucker loves his shoe inserts.

They're so comfortable though.
4th-March-2011, 06:06
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Raype

Yeah, about that.

Y'see, when my parents were having a rough patch due to my dad's philandering, my mom ended up staying with some friends down south.

She kinda ended up at purdue at this one kegger.

Sprung, you ARE the father.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Steve grows potatoes :lol

g'nite. :wav:

Night. :wav:
4th-March-2011, 06:07
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Good luck on your stealthy pants mission tomorrow then. :wacko: We'll all be rooting for you.

It's going to be epic. If anyone sees me, I'll just grapple up to some high object until they all forget about me. And to get back down I'll just hold on to the corners of my lab coat and glide, possibly kicking someone in the head on the way.
4th-March-2011, 06:08
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Night. :wav:

Best part is the comments:

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This man is excused from going home and being a Family man
4th-March-2011, 06:08
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Milady

It's going to be epic. If anyone sees me, I'll just grapple up to some high object until they all forget about me. And to get back down I'll just hold on to the corners of my lab coat and glide, possibly kicking someone in the head on the way.

Holy shit. Medical school is awesome.
4th-March-2011, 06:09
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Holy shit. Medical school is awesome.

It also requires significantly more time and money than my program does. :wacko:

Anyway.

:wav:

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