The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Synthetik]

I miss those days. *has been wearing the same pants for five days*

I wore the same pair of shoes for like, 6 years straight. They were so comfortable.

Oh we can see'em alright.

I knew I shouldn't have taken those pictures!

I like to ride all night long

But they're not just dirty in that I've worn them once or twice, they're like covered in fuzz. And chalk, from a stupid project my gay instructor had us do.

I know. One of these days I'll persuade him to wear dress clothes. And he'll look so amazing, he probably won't even have to wear them for very long.

Shut up, Ray. That's not what I meant. Especially because all my instructors are all mean old ladies. No cute nurses in my program!

Better than losing points or getting scolded or something. Besides, if anyone asks, just say the white smudges are cocaine residue from when you stayed up all night studying.

[Prude]

Yeah Ray, shut up! You goin' ta babby bear jail!

[Prude]

Oh, are you still here? Sorry, was chatting up this chick named Alice. Totally getting into her miniskirt.

You PIG

[Raype]

I would be paid to do stuff with women, not with men.

But then you say...

I don't really.

You HAD SEX with A WOMAN.

If you're a guy and you take one cock, you're probably at least bisexual. I'm fighting the double standard.

[Milady]

And now you know our secret. We only wear those things so we can take them off again. And now we must kill you. Unfortunately I forgot to load my dartgun with poison darts.

It's alright, it's usually more fun to imagine when they're mean old ladies.

It seems like a perfectly legitimate reason to wear them.

That's disgusting.

[Prude]

lol, that's so weird, you're like, old Muscat.
OH GOD DON'T BURN DOWN ROUX'S BOAT >,<

[Ivolt]

You know what this needs?

Chuggo.

Because this is the best thing to come out of Canada in forever.

[Prude]

But then you say...



You HAD SEX with A WOMAN.

If you're a guy and you take one cock, you're probably at least bisexual. I'm fighting the double standard.

LOL SO SAYS THE..........................V-V-V-V

[Raype]

You PIG

I'm gonna go roll in the mud.

Yeah Ray, shut up! You goin' ta babby bear jail!

It's okay, I have a get out of jail free card.

You see, I'm addicted to pussy.

And I'm in rehab.

[Dr Mario]

Wait....what?

Pre-op MTF only, I guess.

[Prude]

Just to clear things up I have never had sex in my LIFE

[Prude]

god dammit why does this always happen

[Milady]

Better than losing points or getting scolded or something. Besides, if anyone asks, just say the white smudges are cocaine residue from when you stayed up all night studying.

I'm pretty sure fuzzy, chalked up pants are just as unprofessional as a nice, clean pair of jeans.

Whatever, I'm wearing jeans. My lab coat will cover about half of them anyway, and I only have to be on the floor for a couple of minutes. Then I'll sit at the end of the table farthest away from the door in the conference room, so any unsuspecting instructors that walk in will be none the wiser.

I think I'll even wear my sneakers, because I'm so not walking home in flats or heels after wearing them all day, and I'm not carrying any extra shoes with me.

[Raype]

That's disgusting.

Hi, you must be new here. I'm ray, pleased to meet you.

LOL SO SAYS THE..........................V-V-V-V

Actually, as of 2 pm yesterday I'm a /\ V < > B A START

[Ivolt]

god dammit why does this always happen

You tried to subvert expectations. You weren't Genre Savvy enough.

KNOW YOUR ROLE