The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Prude]

Kinky.

I like to ride all night long

[Ivolt]

You are, however, the kid of girl who'll give a handjob in the backseat of a car in exchange for a ride home.

You got to stop talking about her mom.

[Prude]

You are, however, the kid of girl who'll give a handjob in the backseat of a car in exchange for a ride home.

Ugh, not for a guy!

[Milady]

Just wear the dirty ones. That's what I would do anyways.

But they're not just dirty in that I've worn them once or twice, they're like covered in fuzz. And chalk, from a stupid project my gay instructor had us do.

Dear god, it's worse than we thought.



...

Why's everyone looking at me like that?

I know. One of these days I'll persuade him to wear dress clothes. And he'll look so amazing, he probably won't even have to wear them for very long.

Shut up, Ray. That's not what I meant. Especially because all my instructors are all mean old ladies. No cute nurses in my program!

[Prude]

You got to stop talking about her mom.

I love you

[Milady]

Ugh, not for a guy!

Wait....what?

[Prude]

I don't though. Nor do I enjoy body piercings. And yet you're still going to dye your hair blonde while getting a hole stabbed into your face.

I think you're trying to tell me something.



My happiness is one slutty woman and a stack of videogames. I've already got the stack of videogames and I'm in the process of closing the deal on a slutty woman.

If I can get some cash I'm set.

Damn you! Dammit!

[Lee]

Well, I do have to wear a lab coat, I could probably just button it up...

It depends on which instructor I run into in any given hypothetical situation. Some of them will actually give me a rather harsh punishment. And since I know I have to do this every week, I'm sure they'd say, "Well, you could have washed them all earlier."

Yeah, i know the feeling. One of my professors has no problem with me walking in 30 minutes late, the other one flips if I'm 30 seconds late.

[Prude]

Wait....what?

OuO

[Lee]

Only if the encoure is her inviting her hot sister to bed.

Ironically, the hot sister looks a lot like her.

Just slightly older.

It's like I'm fucking TWINS, man.

No man, you don't understand.

Incest is best.

You are, however, the kid of girl who'll give a handjob in the backseat of a car in exchange for a ride home.

Wow, her mom IS a MILF.

[Raype]

Ugh, not for a guy!

Noted.

Wait....what?

Prude swings both ways.

I know. One of these days I'll persuade him to wear dress clothes. And he'll look so amazing, he probably won't even have to wear them for very long.

Shut up, Ray. That's not what I meant. Especially because all my instructors are all mean old ladies. No cute nurses in my program!

And now you know our secret. We only wear those things so we can take them off again. And now we must kill you. Unfortunately I forgot to load my dartgun with poison darts.

It's alright, it's usually more fun to imagine when they're mean old ladies.

[Prude]

I would be paid to do stuff with women, not with men.

[Prude]

I don't really.

[Ivolt]

Wait....what?

She just said she'll give you a handjob if you give her a ride.

Not seeing what's hard about this.

...

I'm not even trying anymore.

[Raype]

Damn you! Dammit!

Oh, are you still here? Sorry, was chatting up this chick named Alice. Totally getting into her miniskirt.