The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Lee]

Just to clear things up I have never had sex in my LIFE

I thought that was a qualifier to be able to post here?

And sprung gets off scott free because hes short and shit, and we felt bad for him.

[Milady]

Hi, you must be new here. I'm ray, pleased to meet you.

Oh, right.

Carry on then.

[Prude]

You tried to subvert expectations. You weren't Genre Savvy enough.

KNOW YOUR ROLE

[Ivolt]

Oh, right.

Carry on then.

PROTIP: Don't shake his hand.

[Prude]

I thought that was a qualifier to be able to post here?

And sprung gets off scott free because hes short and shit, and we felt bad for him.

He and ray look the same

[Lee]

Well, might as well try out this crysis stuff...

[Prude]

And they're both total assholes

[Prude]

So no I don't feel bad FOR ANY OF EM

[Lee]

He and ray look the same

Oh bullocks, Ray is much taller.

And a bit less old looking.

[Prude]

Oh bullocks, Ray is much taller.

And a bit less old looking.

YEAH, he's like 6'4

[Raype]

Yeah, about that.

Y'see, when my parents were having a rough patch due to my dad's philandering, my mom ended up staying with some friends down south.

She kinda ended up at purdue at this one kegger.

Sprung, you ARE the father.

[Prude]

I'm tired

[Prude]

Yeah, about that.

Y'see, when my parents were having a rough patch due to my dad's philandering, my mom ended up staying with some friends down south.

She kinda ended up at purdue at this one kegger.

Sprung, you ARE the father.

Ew he was only like 10 years old

[Synthetik]

But then you say...

You HAD SEX with A WOMAN.

If you're a guy and you take one cock, you're probably at least bisexual. I'm fighting the double standard.

But Ray, it's not gay if it's two girls, just awesome.

You know what this needs?

Chuggo.

Because this is the best thing to come out of Canada in forever.

AHHHHHHHH C'MON FUCKEN GUY

I'm pretty sure fuzzy, chalked up pants are just as unprofessional as a nice, clean pair of jeans.

Whatever, I'm wearing jeans. My lab coat will cover about half of them anyway, and I only have to be on the floor for a couple of minutes. Then I'll sit at the end of the table farthest away from the door in the conference room, so any unsuspecting instructors that walk in will be none the wiser.

I think I'll even wear my sneakers, because I'm so not walking home in flats or heels after wearing them all day, and I'm not carrying any extra shoes with me.

Good luck on your stealthy pants mission tomorrow then. We'll all be rooting for you.

[Ivolt]

AH, CMON FUCK A GUY