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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
*breaths*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait, let me get this right, you have fucked 2 chicks, and your a marathon fucker.
Bullshit or what? Unless your coked up to your eyeballs you will be FAR from a marathon fucker.
Bitch stop with the Teenspot bullshit.
I bet more then anything your still a 1min man.
man, when i met diane she took me to a gig, this is how it went down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
sit > drink "jungle juice" (vodka and red kool aide) > stand > can't > ears bleed > 3rd base > sleep > still fucked up
jase, if you want proof i'll show you. no, you a homophobe?
also ray, I was so Theo'd that night. :bucket:
EDITS? This is the mofuckin' hangout son. We don't want no edit's 'round here.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Pill the bitch. Or something. Plus you're making it sound like you can control it. No guy can control his ability to produce his goo. At least not without some major workouts and shit. But you don't strike me as a monk.
Also, if she's allergic to latex, she's not going to survive long anyway. Good luck showing up to an er with a latex allergy :wacko:
She gets tired walking up stairs. I can see why oral would tire her out. Also, if you could fuck that long and that often without going your tubes would likely pop. Or your balls would explode. Something.
Did you get laid?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Also, was this cool theo'd or lame theo'd?
Cool theo'd normally involves partying and waking up in a dress.
Lightweight :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
sry, srsly sry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
i can control it. good too. weird thing is, i can stop it, but i can't make it go easily :PQuote:
Pill the bitch. Or something. Plus you're making it sound like you can control it. No guy can control his ability to produce his goo. At least not without some major workouts and shit. But you don't strike me as a monk.
plus her mom is a doctor so i can't easily get her ass on the pill. :(Quote:
Also, if she's allergic to latex, she's not going to survive long anyway. Good luck showing up to an er with a latex allergy :wacko:
"Yeah, we were fucking and this red shit started on her legs.... :( and cunt lips." :wacko:
no logest i ever did diane was 3 hours and we had a 5 min break about 2 hours in.Quote:
She gets tired walking up stairs. I can see why oral would tire her out. Also, if you could fuck that long and that often without going your tubes would likely pop. Or your balls would explode. Something.
laura was like 1:45
i had one of those weird orgasms where it fells good but there's no nut :(noQuote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
good theo'd, i got to 3rd base (fingering), also i had to be at work the next day, lol i called in late from a pay phone in hollywood. :XD:
but no dress. :(
Fuck this....Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
DCK you think you big king shit just cos you landed a fat ugly slut for a root.
You go around claiming you have a huge dick, you most liekly have small and you go around telling people its big becuase you wanna be a real man.
How you goin to show me fuck me in the ass? oh wait so THATS why you wanted to fuck youe whale in the ass so bad, you a closet gay. I dont get down like that, how about you just use a blow up doll? i mean that and your GF have somethign in common, they both blown up, get it?
I can promise you that you'll grow up to be trailer park trash, i mean look at you now, you got the fat GF, you got the no standeds now all you need is the trailer.
Its a well known fact that you dont become good at sex untill you have a fair bit of XP, but wait your EP's king of sex all of a sudden, WHOA HEY DCK's HERE WITH YOUR SEX TIPS!
But oh shit, you fucked 2 fat slut.
Now how many girls have i been with? Now there was Kristyn i was with her for 2 years, but wait she doesnt count becuase she wasnt fat or ugly.
Then there Steph.
Jana
Simone
Hailey
Zoe
Stacey
Lisa
Ashlee
Keiva
Want me to start on the one night stands?
Now you tell me who has the more XP you little one min man fuck
You have had a girl strip tease for you in the hot tub? what no, oh shit i have.
Ever fucked someone in the changing rooms?
Ever finger banged a chick in the night club when she was wearing a mini skirt?
Fuck how about doin it on the dance floor :XD
You come back to me when you have got some XP, little fuck, you have NO WHERE near as much XP as me, so you cant tell me you can last longer then one min unless you wacking 3 condoms on your your bitches pussy lining has been knocked out.
I'll let this go, mostly because I'm lolling hard at mikey trying to figure out bblean. This'll be fun to watch :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Your dick will blow. Ever watch a sub movie? What happens to those pipes or the hull will eventually happen to your junk. KA-BOOM! Semen goes everywhere.Quote:
i can control it. good too. weird thing is, i can stop it, but i can't make it go easily :P
Go to ANOTHER doctor. Come on, it's fucking Long Beach, you can't fall down without a hundred doctors trying to treat the wound, and a thousand showing up to offer you plastic surgery for the scars.Quote:
plus her mom is a doctor so i can't easily get her ass on the pill. :(
Nobody can hold it that long. Surely the pressure would blow your sphincters!Quote:
no logest i ever did diane was 3 hours and we had a 5 min break about 2 hours in.
You mean low level female orgasms? :wacko:Quote:
i had one of those weird orgasms where it fells good but there's no nut :(
Yes, with a girlfriend. Therefore it doesn't count.Quote:
good theo'd, i got to 3rd base (fingering), also i had to be at work the next day, lol i called in late from a pay phone in hollywood. :XD:
but no dress. :(
Still at least you got drunk and woke up in a weird place. It's progress.
smile more jase. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Only when i can ram a pen into your eye socket.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Oh and i dont smile alot cos things aint pretty, much liek your GF and your GF's to come.
:lol kQuote:
I'll let this go, mostly because I'm lolling hard at mikey trying to figure out bblean. This'll be fun to watch :wacko:
yeah i know that, i saw it happen when i blow a load. :XD: made her ass get me some tissues, i had to leave her ass commando 2 times >:PQuote:
Your dick will blow. Ever watch a sub movie? What happens to those pipes or the hull will eventually happen to your junk. KA-BOOM! Semen goes everywhere.
meh, her mom is her doctor, and she lives with her, can't take medicine with out her finding out.Quote:
Go to ANOTHER doctor. Come on, it's fucking Long Beach, you can't fall down without a hundred doctors trying to treat the wound, and a thousand showing up to offer you plastic surgery for the scars.
hhm, i don't remember cumming that whole day,... :( surely the next time i fapped it felt awesome.Quote:
Nobody can hold it that long. Surely the pressure would blow your sphincters!
(well then again i don't take logs of orgasms :D)
ya, someshit like that, a fake one :XD:Quote:
You mean low level female orgasms? :wacko:
no at that time she was a girl i met off of myspace.Quote:
Yes, with a girlfriend. Therefore it doesn't count.
thx :LOL:Quote:
Still at least you got drunk and woke up in a weird place. It's progress.
i'll let you do it if you prove these wrong. I wear magnums. I didn't fuck either of those girls. I can't fuck longer than 2 hours. :dread:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...171#post913171
16th-April-2007 06:24 Ray. Best. Comeback. Ever. (+rep)
:<3: Omega Weapon
*recalls blood spray scene from evil dead 2*Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Yes she can. Or she can just tell her. I mean it's not like being on BC is that big of a deal these days. At least with most parents. Who generally are in the "as long as you don't bring home babies you can pop all the pills you want" boat.Quote:
meh, her mom is her doctor, and she lives with her, can't take medicine with out her finding out.
I bet it did. Like a huge dump after hitting a buffet.Quote:
hhm, i don't remember cumming that whole day,... :( surely the next time i fapped it felt awesome.
(well then again i don't take logs of orgasms :D)
But you should at least now about good o's and bad o's. You're a man. Or at least you claim to be.
Myspace girls again? Whatever happened to the good old days of meeting chicks at bars, nightclubs, mixers, parties, or even just "hey I'm an employee/student/person who also goes/attends/teaches/tutors/works at *place here*, let's hang out some time"Quote:
no at that time she was a girl i met off of myspace.
thx :LOL:
Those are supposed to be confidential dammit!Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
:<3:
hmm, i got my next dvd to copy i mean rent.Quote:
*recalls blood spray scene from evil dead 2*
no her mom is VERY protective of her.Quote:
Yes she can. Or she can just tell her. I mean it's not like being on BC is that big of a deal these days. At least with most parents. Who generally are in the "as long as you don't bring home babies you can pop all the pills you want" boat.
lolQuote:
I bet it did. Like a huge dump after hitting a buffet.
But you should at least now about good o's and bad o's. You're a man. Or at least you claim to be.
yes, i'll admit it laura is a pig, she eats more than me at buffets. i go for the salds, the fried fish and cheesecake.
it was always myspacers, diane, laura and andrea, tho i never met andrea.Quote:
Myspace girls again? Whatever happened to the good old days of meeting chicks at bars, nightclubs, mixers, parties, or even just "hey I'm an employee/student/person who also goes/attends/teaches/tutors/works at *place here*, let's hang out some time"
you may have forgotten i asked everyone to post a ss of their rep screen. in the original gangster post your rep thread. :!!!:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Think what you wanna think. Lets look at the facts:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
You have had sexual relations with two fat ugly bitches
You "claim" to last a long time
You "claim" to have a huge dick.
Well lets see its a well known fact that you will blow your load really quick if you havent had much sexual XP, and how many sexual partners have you had, 2 was it. Ah k, and how many did i name? Who are people goin to belive? Me or you?
You claim to have a big dick becuase you use a brand of condoms, you do knwo all brands make bigger sizes OH BUT HEY YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN DCK! YOU ARE AFTER ALL EP'S SEX GOD. Fucked a model yet? sorry just had to get that shot off, i mean its nto every day a model from another state comes to your state askes to meet you, you fuck them, they move back, and they still wanna come vist you for weekends. But hey what would i know, i mean Your fatties > My Model.
Can you even touch the sides whiel your in your GF, i mean a slut liek that, wouldnt shock me to find out she could fit a watermelon up there cos shes that loose. Is that where shes stashing her food, in her cunt?
Make up ALL the shit you want DCK, its a proven fact that you WILL be shit at sex the first times, untill you get enough EXP, and everyone here knows you have only fucked 2 girls.
But hey what would i know, its not like ive got girls hanging off me, cos i swear me and Polo didnt talk about playing a game called "Neckbreaker" and the onyl one that can beat me at that game is Micky D, and he has no hope when im teamed up with Sunshine.
Crusher, look what I dun found in MGS2 for PC. O_O :P
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ym1979/mgs.jpg
Copy? I hope you get raped by trees. Then deadites. In the ass. Hey, it was the largest "gigantic blast of fluid" scene I could recall at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
But didn't you practically fuck her in front of her mom once? When walking over there at 3am?
Veggie. :wacko: Also no woman should ever out eat her man at a buffet. Luckily I can eat my weight in meat, so I'm covered.
Yes. That's the problem. You'll never find gold in the bargain bin dude.
man, why do i even read these walls o' text? fuck jase.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
trying to edit ray's user note. :wacko:Quote:
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So he needs to level up his dick through random encounters? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
A non asian MGS pinup girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!
The port just moved down a peg.
You need to buy that power now.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Also, where's the "no spread rep message" option? I mean if you're giving out infinite rep, you might as well give us something useful.
this place is for stupid heads
It doesn't run very well in certain areas either. :\ Like in any stages that have rainy weather.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
This place is for circles..
Then it makes sense that you're here :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Littlekill
Good thing it only rains for like 1/10th of the game :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
So, how does it handle 3 metal gears on screen at a time?
what's wrong with the -r version? :wacko:Quote:
Copy? I hope you get raped by trees. Then deadites. In the ass. Hey, it was the largest "gigantic blast of fluid" scene I could recall at the time.
no, it was all talkinging i couldn't even go in her house. her mom thought i was on drugs when i did that, she thought i was gonna kill them.Quote:
But didn't you practically fuck her in front of her mom once? When walking over there at 3am?
i know. plus she's diabetic.Quote:
Veggie. :wacko: Also no woman should ever out eat her man at a buffet. Luckily I can eat my weight in meat, so I'm covered.
lol k so where's the new relases section or the greatest hits?Quote:
Yes. That's the problem. You'll never find gold in the bargain bin dude.
before i forget, one of my co-workers looks like liv tyler with down syndrome. and another looks like meg griffin in RL. http://img.search.com/thumb/6/65/Meg...MegGriffin.gif plus braces. minus beanie.
Dunno yet. I just played for a little bit. I just got to Strut C I think, with Fer. I mean Raiden. If the rain effect slows down the game a bit, I dread when I'll have to swim with the nerds' sister. O_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Just one more thing DCK, ever heard the term "italian stallion"?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Its a term given to mediterranean males, last time i checked i was greek, and last time i looked i think that greece is in the mediterranean.
Bullshit all you want, i got DNA on my side.
Do you really want me to fuck you, i mean i was just reading:
3. Italian Stallion
74 up, 20 down
A mediterranean man who has a penis that is on-par with the size of a horse's.
It has cancer.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Really? Maybe you should have. It wouldn't be the first time long beach has had an unsolved murder :wacko:Quote:
no, it was all talkinging i couldn't even go in her house. her mom thought i was on drugs when i did that, she thought i was gonna kill them.
But she drinks, and eats a lot, and stuff? How can she still be alive? Or at least still have all of her limbs. At least I think so. She's not in a wheelchair is she?Quote:
i know. plus she's diabetic.
Everywhere. You just need to learn the approach. Or just make yourself both approachable and cool at the same time. Being drunk and having a lot of acquantances helps.Quote:
lol k so where's the new relases section or the greatest hits?
before i forget, one of my co-workers looks like liv tyler with down syndrome. and another looks like meg griffin in RL. plus braces. minus beanie.
A lot of people look like meg. That's the point.
You're a circle. Jerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!
jase, what the fuck are you talking about?
You sure you're not just running it with too many weather/lighting effects on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Also, the stationary water wasn't all that high res from what I remember. The rain in snake's chapter just had a lot of crap going around (splash effects), and those puddles had fancy reflective textures.
hurr, did you x ray my dvd ray?Quote:
It has cancer.
srs lolQuote:
Really? Maybe you should have. It wouldn't be the first time long beach has had an unsolved murder :wacko:
laura hasn't imbibed since i've known her.Quote:
But she drinks, and eats a lot, and stuff? How can she still be alive? Or at least still have all of her limbs. At least I think so. She's not in a wheelchair is she?
:( i'm too shy.Quote:
Everywhere. You just need to learn the approach. Or just make yourself both approachable and cool at the same time. Being drunk and having a lot of acquantances helps.
wow that's true.Quote:
A lot of people look like meg. That's the point.
Google it you dumb shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I explained it pretty well. You wanna say you have a huge dick, yet your not a wog. Interesting.
Could be. I'll be back, gonna mess around with those settings real quick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
No, but I did gamma ray your grandma. GRANNY SMASH!Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
imbibed? Fuck does that mean? Sorry, my vocabulary goes downhill after about the 8th hour of nuking japan.Quote:
laura hasn't imbibed since i've known her.
That's where our old friend alcohol comes in. That or the quick meetup. Get in, get your name and/or number out there, get out. Next thing you know it's nookie city. Your current strategy is not much better than scratching "for a good time call" into a stall in the ladies room of the local shopping mall.Quote:
:( i'm too shy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...fectconfig.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Michael
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...drawconfig.jpg
These are basically the two tabs for making visual changes. What do you think I should tone down?
Shadow detail is always the first to go or go down IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Probably cut motion blur as well.
See how that does it.