The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Jase]

Oh and i dont smile alot cos things aint pretty, much liek your GF and your GF's to come.

[The Joker]

I'll let this go, mostly because I'm lolling hard at mikey trying to figure out bblean. This'll be fun to watch

k

Your dick will blow. Ever watch a sub movie? What happens to those pipes or the hull will eventually happen to your junk. KA-BOOM! Semen goes everywhere.

yeah i know that, i saw it happen when i blow a load. :X made her ass get me some tissues, i had to leave her ass commando 2 times P

Go to ANOTHER doctor. Come on, it's fucking Long Beach, you can't fall down without a hundred doctors trying to treat the wound, and a thousand showing up to offer you plastic surgery for the scars.

meh, her mom is her doctor, and she lives with her, can't take medicine with out her finding out.

Nobody can hold it that long. Surely the pressure would blow your sphincters!

hhm, i don't remember cumming that whole day,... surely the next time i fapped it felt awesome.

(well then again i don't take logs of orgasms )

You mean low level female orgasms?

ya, someshit like that, a fake one :X

Yes, with a girlfriend. Therefore it doesn't count.

no at that time she was a girl i met off of myspace.

Still at least you got drunk and woke up in a weird place. It's progress.

thx

[The Joker]

Only when i can ram a pen into your eye socket.

i'll let you do it if you prove these wrong. I wear magnums. I didn't fuck either of those girls. I can't fuck longer than 2 hours.

[The Joker]

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...171#post913171

16th-April-2007 06:24 Ray. Best. Comeback. Ever. (+rep)

Omega Weapon

[Raype]

yeah i know that, i saw it happen when i blow a load. :X made her ass get me some tissues, i had to leave her ass commando 2 times P

*recalls blood spray scene from evil dead 2*

meh, her mom is her doctor, and she lives with her, can't take medicine with out her finding out.

Yes she can. Or she can just tell her. I mean it's not like being on BC is that big of a deal these days. At least with most parents. Who generally are in the "as long as you don't bring home babies you can pop all the pills you want" boat.

hhm, i don't remember cumming that whole day,... surely the next time i fapped it felt awesome.

(well then again i don't take logs of orgasms )

I bet it did. Like a huge dump after hitting a buffet.

But you should at least now about good o's and bad o's. You're a man. Or at least you claim to be.

no at that time she was a girl i met off of myspace.
thx

Myspace girls again? Whatever happened to the good old days of meeting chicks at bars, nightclubs, mixers, parties, or even just "hey I'm an employee/student/person who also goes/attends/teaches/tutors/works at *place here*, let's hang out some time"

[Raype]

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...171#post913171

16th-April-2007 06:24 Ray. Best. Comeback. Ever. (+rep)

Omega Weapon

Those are supposed to be confidential dammit!

[The Joker]

*recalls blood spray scene from evil dead 2*

hmm, i got my next dvd to copy i mean rent.

Yes she can. Or she can just tell her. I mean it's not like being on BC is that big of a deal these days. At least with most parents. Who generally are in the "as long as you don't bring home babies you can pop all the pills you want" boat.

no her mom is VERY protective of her.

I bet it did. Like a huge dump after hitting a buffet.
But you should at least now about good o's and bad o's. You're a man. Or at least you claim to be.

lol
yes, i'll admit it laura is a pig, she eats more than me at buffets. i go for the salds, the fried fish and cheesecake.

Myspace girls again? Whatever happened to the good old days of meeting chicks at bars, nightclubs, mixers, parties, or even just "hey I'm an employee/student/person who also goes/attends/teaches/tutors/works at *place here*, let's hang out some time"

it was always myspacers, diane, laura and andrea, tho i never met andrea.

[The Joker]

Those are supposed to be confidential dammit!

you may have forgotten i asked everyone to post a ss of their rep screen. in the original gangster post your rep thread.

[Jase]

i'll let you do it if you prove these wrong. I wear magnums. I didn't fuck either of those girls. I can't fuck longer than 2 hours.

Think what you wanna think. Lets look at the facts:
You have had sexual relations with two fat ugly bitches
You "claim" to last a long time
You "claim" to have a huge dick.

Well lets see its a well known fact that you will blow your load really quick if you havent had much sexual XP, and how many sexual partners have you had, 2 was it. Ah k, and how many did i name? Who are people goin to belive? Me or you?

You claim to have a big dick becuase you use a brand of condoms, you do knwo all brands make bigger sizes OH BUT HEY YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN DCK! YOU ARE AFTER ALL EP'S SEX GOD. Fucked a model yet? sorry just had to get that shot off, i mean its nto every day a model from another state comes to your state askes to meet you, you fuck them, they move back, and they still wanna come vist you for weekends. But hey what would i know, i mean Your fatties > My Model.

Can you even touch the sides whiel your in your GF, i mean a slut liek that, wouldnt shock me to find out she could fit a watermelon up there cos shes that loose. Is that where shes stashing her food, in her cunt?

Make up ALL the shit you want DCK, its a proven fact that you WILL be shit at sex the first times, untill you get enough EXP, and everyone here knows you have only fucked 2 girls.
But hey what would i know, its not like ive got girls hanging off me, cos i swear me and Polo didnt talk about playing a game called "Neckbreaker" and the onyl one that can beat me at that game is Micky D, and he has no hope when im teamed up with Sunshine.

[Mikey]

Crusher, look what I dun found in MGS2 for PC.

[Raype]

hmm, i got my next dvd to copy i mean rent.
no her mom is VERY protective of her.
lol
yes, i'll admit it laura is a pig, she eats more than me at buffets. i go for the salds, the fried fish and cheesecake.
it was always myspacers, diane, laura and andrea, tho i never met andrea.

Copy? I hope you get raped by trees. Then deadites. In the ass. Hey, it was the largest "gigantic blast of fluid" scene I could recall at the time.

But didn't you practically fuck her in front of her mom once? When walking over there at 3am?

Veggie. Also no woman should ever out eat her man at a buffet. Luckily I can eat my weight in meat, so I'm covered.

Yes. That's the problem. You'll never find gold in the bargain bin dude.

[The Joker]

Think what you wanna think. Lets look at the facts:
You have had sexual relations with two fat ugly bitches
You "claim" to last a long time
You "claim" to have a huge dick.

Well lets see its a well known fact that you will blow your load really quick if you havent had much sexual XP, and how many sexual partners have you had, 2 was it. Ah k, and how many did i name? Who are people goin to belive? Me or you?

You claim to have a big dick becuase you use a brand of condoms, you do knwo all brands make bigger sizes OH BUT HEY YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN DCK! YOU ARE AFTER ALL EP'S SEX GOD. Fucked a model yet? sorry just had to get that shot off, i mean its nto every day a model from another state comes to your state askes to meet you, you fuck them, they move back, and they still wanna come vist you for weekends. But hey what would i know, i mean Your fatties > My Model.

Can you even touch the sides whiel your in your GF, i mean a slut liek that, wouldnt shock me to find out she could fit a watermelon up there cos shes that loose. Is that where shes stashing her food, in her cunt?

Make up ALL the shit you want DCK, its a proven fact that you WILL be shit at sex the first times, untill you get enough EXP, and everyone here knows you have only fucked 2 girls.
But hey what would i know, its not like ive got girls hanging off me, cos i swear me and Polo didnt talk about playing a game called "Neckbreaker" and the onyl one that can beat me at that game is Micky D, and he has no hope when im teamed up with Sunshine.

man, why do i even read these walls o' text? fuck jase.

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[Raype]

Make up ALL the shit you want DCK, its a proven fact that you WILL be shit at sex the first times, untill you get enough EXP, and everyone here knows you have only fucked 2 girls.
But hey what would i know, its not like ive got girls hanging off me, cos i swear me and Polo didnt talk about playing a game called "Neckbreaker" and the onyl one that can beat me at that game is Micky D, and he has no hope when im teamed up with Sunshine.

So he needs to level up his dick through random encounters?

Crusher, look what I dun found in MGS2 for PC.

A non asian MGS pinup girl?

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!

The port just moved down a peg.

[Raype]

trying to edit ray's user note.

You need to buy that power now.

Also, where's the "no spread rep message" option? I mean if you're giving out infinite rep, you might as well give us something useful.

[Littlekill]

this place is for stupid heads