The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Mikey]

So he needs to level up his dick through random encounters?



A non asian MGS pinup girl?

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!

The port just moved down a peg.

It doesn't run very well in certain areas either. :\ Like in any stages that have rainy weather.

[Elmdor Rizer]

This place is for circles..

[Raype]

this place is for stupid heads

Then it makes sense that you're here

It doesn't run very well in certain areas either. Like in any stages that have rainy weather.

Good thing it only rains for like 1/10th of the game

So, how does it handle 3 metal gears on screen at a time?

[The Joker]

Copy? I hope you get raped by trees. Then deadites. In the ass. Hey, it was the largest "gigantic blast of fluid" scene I could recall at the time.

what's wrong with the -r version?

But didn't you practically fuck her in front of her mom once? When walking over there at 3am?

no, it was all talkinging i couldn't even go in her house. her mom thought i was on drugs when i did that, she thought i was gonna kill them.

Veggie. Also no woman should ever out eat her man at a buffet. Luckily I can eat my weight in meat, so I'm covered.

i know. plus she's diabetic.

Yes. That's the problem. You'll never find gold in the bargain bin dude.

lol k so where's the new relases section or the greatest hits?

before i forget, one of my co-workers looks like liv tyler with down syndrome. and another looks like meg griffin in RL. plus braces. minus beanie.

[Mikey]

Then it makes sense that you're here



Good thing it only rains for like 1/10th of the game

So, how does it handle 3 metal gears on screen at a time?

Dunno yet. I just played for a little bit. I just got to Strut C I think, with Fer. I mean Raiden. If the rain effect slows down the game a bit, I dread when I'll have to swim with the nerds' sister.

[Jase]

man, why do i even read these walls o' text? fuck jase.

Just one more thing DCK, ever heard the term "italian stallion"?
Its a term given to mediterranean males, last time i checked i was greek, and last time i looked i think that greece is in the mediterranean.
Bullshit all you want, i got DNA on my side.

Do you really want me to fuck you, i mean i was just reading:
3. Italian Stallion
74 up, 20 down


A mediterranean man who has a penis that is on-par with the size of a horse's.

[Raype]

what's wrong with the -r version?

It has cancer.

no, it was all talkinging i couldn't even go in her house. her mom thought i was on drugs when i did that, she thought i was gonna kill them.

Really? Maybe you should have. It wouldn't be the first time long beach has had an unsolved murder

i know. plus she's diabetic.

But she drinks, and eats a lot, and stuff? How can she still be alive? Or at least still have all of her limbs. At least I think so. She's not in a wheelchair is she?

lol k so where's the new relases section or the greatest hits?

before i forget, one of my co-workers looks like liv tyler with down syndrome. and another looks like meg griffin in RL. plus braces. minus beanie.

Everywhere. You just need to learn the approach. Or just make yourself both approachable and cool at the same time. Being drunk and having a lot of acquantances helps.

A lot of people look like meg. That's the point.

This place is for circles..

You're a circle. Jerk.

[The Joker]

jase, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Raype]

Dunno yet. I just played for a little bit. I just got to Strut C I think, with Fer. I mean Raiden. If the rain effect slows down the game a bit, I dread when I'll have to swim with the nerds' sister.

You sure you're not just running it with too many weather/lighting effects on?

Also, the stationary water wasn't all that high res from what I remember. The rain in snake's chapter just had a lot of crap going around (splash effects), and those puddles had fancy reflective textures.

[The Joker]

It has cancer.

hurr, did you x ray my dvd ray?

Really? Maybe you should have. It wouldn't be the first time long beach has had an unsolved murder

srs lol

But she drinks, and eats a lot, and stuff? How can she still be alive? Or at least still have all of her limbs. At least I think so. She's not in a wheelchair is she?

laura hasn't imbibed since i've known her.

Everywhere. You just need to learn the approach. Or just make yourself both approachable and cool at the same time. Being drunk and having a lot of acquantances helps.

i'm too shy.

A lot of people look like meg. That's the point.

wow that's true.

[Jase]

jase, what the fuck are you talking about?

Google it you dumb shit.
I explained it pretty well. You wanna say you have a huge dick, yet your not a wog. Interesting.

[Mikey]

You sure you're not just running it with too many weather/lighting effects on?

Also, the stationary water wasn't all that high res from what I remember. The rain in snake's chapter just had a lot of crap going around (splash effects), and those puddles had fancy reflective textures.

Could be. I'll be back, gonna mess around with those settings real quick.

[Raype]

hurr, did you x ray my dvd ray?

No, but I did gamma ray your grandma. GRANNY SMASH!

laura hasn't imbibed since i've known her.

imbibed? Fuck does that mean? Sorry, my vocabulary goes downhill after about the 8th hour of nuking japan.

i'm too shy.

That's where our old friend alcohol comes in. That or the quick meetup. Get in, get your name and/or number out there, get out. Next thing you know it's nookie city. Your current strategy is not much better than scratching "for a good time call" into a stall in the ladies room of the local shopping mall.

[Mikey]

Could be. I'll be back, gonna mess around with those settings real quick.

These are basically the two tabs for making visual changes. What do you think I should tone down?

[Raype]

These are basically the two tabs for making visual changes. What do you think I should tone down?

Shadow detail is always the first to go or go down IMO.

Probably cut motion blur as well.

See how that does it.