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we've talked about this before, i said i'm a marathon fucker.Originally Posted by Ray.
neither has made go cum in sex, like it's happeed, just not during intercourse or a time near.
.Yes, but eventually there'll be more. Or at least I hope there'll be more.
And she shall be the most commonly seen one.
And it will be awkward
meh, i'll just keep diane prolly move closer to her, to gt out of this shit hole i've been stuckin forever.
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Yeah but a marathon without a finish just blows. All you're getting is leg cramps without the trophy. Or even the fun of hitting the finish line.
That means you're gay.
You're considering structuring your life around a potential girlfriend? *whacks forehead* Good luck with that. I hope you enjoy getting fucked hard by life.
Not all jokes are funny.
man see the thing is, if i nut, i'll get laura pregnant, cos i'm dumb and don't use a rubber most of the time and the times i do she complains that it gives her rashes, so yeah,... then again if she goes down, she gets tired because i enjoy it being long, and i don't nut there either.Yeah but a marathon without a finish just blows. All you're getting is leg cramps without the trophy. Or even the fun of hitting the finish line.
That means you're gay.
You're considering structuring your life around a potential girlfriend? *whacks forehead* Good luck with that. I hope you enjoy getting fucked hard by life.
i just want to leave long beach, this place sucks, it's all rap and very black ghetto. there in eagle rock it's all metal and partying, way better. plus i'm about 2 hours from laura.
Last edited by The Joker; 16th-April-2007 at 05:53.
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I knew the beats would be insane off the bat, i mean fuck its Timberland.
Lyrics are meh.
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All metal and partying eh? Sounds like a good time.i just want to leave long beach, this place sucks, it's all rap and very black ghetto. there in eagle rock it's all metal and partying, way better. plus i'm about 2 hours from laura.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breaths*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait, let me get this right, you have fucked 2 chicks, and your a marathon fucker.
Bullshit or what? Unless your coked up to your eyeballs you will be FAR from a marathon fucker.
Bitch stop with the Teenspot bullshit.
I bet more then anything your still a 1min man.
Not all jokes are funny.
man, when i met diane she took me to a gig, this is how it went down.
sit > drink "jungle juice" (vodka and red kool aide) > stand > can't > ears bleed > 3rd base > sleep > still fucked up
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Not all jokes are funny.
jase, if you want proof i'll show you. no, you a homophobe?
also ray, I was so Theo'd that night.
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EDITS? This is the mofuckin' hangout son. We don't want no edit's 'round here.
Pill the bitch. Or something. Plus you're making it sound like you can control it. No guy can control his ability to produce his goo. At least not without some major workouts and shit. But you don't strike me as a monk.
Also, if she's allergic to latex, she's not going to survive long anyway. Good luck showing up to an er with a latex allergy
She gets tired walking up stairs. I can see why oral would tire her out. Also, if you could fuck that long and that often without going your tubes would likely pop. Or your balls would explode. Something.
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Did you get laid?also ray, I was so Theo'd that night.
Also, was this cool theo'd or lame theo'd?
Cool theo'd normally involves partying and waking up in a dress.
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Not all jokes are funny.
sry, srsly sry.
i can control it. good too. weird thing is, i can stop it, but i can't make it go easilyPill the bitch. Or something. Plus you're making it sound like you can control it. No guy can control his ability to produce his goo. At least not without some major workouts and shit. But you don't strike me as a monk.
plus her mom is a doctor so i can't easily get her ass on the pill.Also, if she's allergic to latex, she's not going to survive long anyway. Good luck showing up to an er with a latex allergy
"Yeah, we were fucking and this red shit started on her legs....and cunt lips."
no logest i ever did diane was 3 hours and we had a 5 min break about 2 hours in.She gets tired walking up stairs. I can see why oral would tire her out. Also, if you could fuck that long and that often without going your tubes would likely pop. Or your balls would explode. Something.
laura was like 1:45
i had one of those weird orgasms where it fells good but there's no nutnoDid you get laid?
Also, was this cool theo'd or lame theo'd?
Cool theo'd normally involves partying and waking up in a dress.
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good theo'd, i got to 3rd base (fingering), also i had to be at work the next day, lol i called in late from a pay phone in hollywood. :X
but no dress.
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Fuck this....
DCK you think you big king shit just cos you landed a fat ugly slut for a root.
You go around claiming you have a huge dick, you most liekly have small and you go around telling people its big becuase you wanna be a real man.
How you goin to show me fuck me in the ass? oh wait so THATS why you wanted to fuck youe whale in the ass so bad, you a closet gay. I dont get down like that, how about you just use a blow up doll? i mean that and your GF have somethign in common, they both blown up, get it?
I can promise you that you'll grow up to be trailer park trash, i mean look at you now, you got the fat GF, you got the no standeds now all you need is the trailer.
Its a well known fact that you dont become good at sex untill you have a fair bit of XP, but wait your EP's king of sex all of a sudden, WHOA HEY DCK's HERE WITH YOUR SEX TIPS!
But oh shit, you fucked 2 fat slut.
Now how many girls have i been with? Now there was Kristyn i was with her for 2 years, but wait she doesnt count becuase she wasnt fat or ugly.
Then there Steph.
Jana
Simone
Hailey
Zoe
Stacey
Lisa
Ashlee
Keiva
Want me to start on the one night stands?
Now you tell me who has the more XP you little one min man fuck
You have had a girl strip tease for you in the hot tub? what no, oh shit i have.
Ever fucked someone in the changing rooms?
Ever finger banged a chick in the night club when she was wearing a mini skirt?
Fuck how about doin it on the dance floor :XD
You come back to me when you have got some XP, little fuck, you have NO WHERE near as much XP as me, so you cant tell me you can last longer then one min unless you wacking 3 condoms on your your bitches pussy lining has been knocked out.
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I'll let this go, mostly because I'm lolling hard at mikey trying to figure out bblean. This'll be fun to watch
Your dick will blow. Ever watch a sub movie? What happens to those pipes or the hull will eventually happen to your junk. KA-BOOM! Semen goes everywhere.i can control it. good too. weird thing is, i can stop it, but i can't make it go easily
Go to ANOTHER doctor. Come on, it's fucking Long Beach, you can't fall down without a hundred doctors trying to treat the wound, and a thousand showing up to offer you plastic surgery for the scars.plus her mom is a doctor so i can't easily get her ass on the pill.
Nobody can hold it that long. Surely the pressure would blow your sphincters!no logest i ever did diane was 3 hours and we had a 5 min break about 2 hours in.
You mean low level female orgasms?i had one of those weird orgasms where it fells good but there's no nut
Yes, with a girlfriend. Therefore it doesn't count.good theo'd, i got to 3rd base (fingering), also i had to be at work the next day, lol i called in late from a pay phone in hollywood. :X
but no dress.
Still at least you got drunk and woke up in a weird place. It's progress.
Not all jokes are funny.
smile more jase.
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Only when i can ram a pen into your eye socket.smile more jase.
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