The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

And taste the best when cooked properly. The taste is similar to pork, but different somehow.

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I mainly stick to molesting children rather than eating them. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Well, I had some of the most expensive shit out there. It was like 250 american dollars for a few fucking ounces. They gave me enough of it to literally render me unconcious for four and a half days. I can't desribe how awesome it felt when I woke up. It was like being bombarded with rainbows, unicorns, boobs, and my whole body felt like it was in a higher state of being. Sadly, when that wore off no more fun was to be had.

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Well I'm Canadian, so I don't see the bill.

Free Medical Services FTW.

And damn, I gotta get me that shit.

Also, painkillers wearing off suck.

Especially if they're for a leg injury.

Especially if you're standing when they wear off.

Especially if you're standing on stairs.

Especailly if said stairs are icy and rail free.

Dude, that sucked harder than corey's mom.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

You're supposed to base the requirements off of a 2000 calorie diet or something. I don't get it either. I just figure that anything that has 10% or more of saturated fat or cholesterol is automatically classified as "delicious."

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What I want to know is who's this asshole who eats 2000 calories a day?

Come on, that's like 1 cookie and a handfull of potato chips.

Or half a steak.

Or 1/4 of a burger

Or something.

I must be well into 10000 calories daily.

Yet I'm not fat.

Don't you just hate me?

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Originally Posted by strongbad

And that is why small children are the ones who get the fattest.

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And then the pedophiles don't need to be in shape to catch the kids, so they get fat.

And the cops don't need to be fit to catch the pedos, so they get fat.

blah blah blah.

Eventually everyone is a fatass and I blame the kids.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Don't you just hate me?

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No, not really. I just strongly dislike you for having a high metabolism and free medical services.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

And then the pedophiles don't need to be in shape to catch the kids, so they get fat.

And the cops don't need to be fit to catch the pedos, so they get fat.

blah blah blah.

Eventually everyone is a fatass and I blame the kids.

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Children are somehow at the core of every problem. Much like the Jews are responsible for all of the wars the world has ever scene. I need to call up Mel and have him incorporate murdering all of the children in the world with his master Jew slaying plan.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

No, not really. I just strongly dislike you for having a high metabolism and free medical services.

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Just get a fake Canadian ID and move to a bordering state. That is what I plan to do.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

No, not really. I just strongly dislike you for having a high metabolism and free medical services.

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1. Exercise and being awake 20+ hours a day

2. Canada.

There's my secret.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Children are somehow at the core of every problem. Much like the Jews are responsible for all of the wars the world has ever scene. I need to call up Mel and have him incorporate murdering all of the children in the world with his master Jew slaying plan.

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If you were even remotely smart, you'd combine the two plans into a two stage plan.

1. Hire the jews to secretly kill all the children. They've done it before *cough*7th plague*cough* they can do it again.

2. Reveal evidence of said child killing, sit back and enjoy the holocaust/lollercaust.

Of course if that fails, start a rumor in Iran that jew blood contains refined uranium.

They'll be extinct within a month.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Just get a fake Canadian ID and move to a bordering state. That is what I plan to do.

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But California is so sunny and happy and cheery all the time... oh, wait, that's the Vicadin in me talking. Sorry.
Yeah, I should do that.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

If you were even remotely smart, you'd combine the two plans into a two stage plan.

1. Hire the jews to secretly kill all the children. They've done it before *cough*7th plague*cough* they can do it again.

2. Reveal evidence of said child killing, sit back and enjoy the holocaust/lollercaust.

Of course if that fails, start a rumor in Iran that jew blood contains refined uranium.

They'll be extinct within a month.

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I am forwarding this message to the Gibson family as soon as I am finished typing this.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

But California is so sunny and happy and cheery all the time... oh, wait, that's the Vicadin in me talking. Sorry.
Yeah, I should do that.

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Uh...California borders Canada.

Well BC, if you can consider that Canada.

Wait, it's BC...

Dude, you have any idea how much weed you can score in BC?

It's just a huge fucking drug province.

It's like Florida except instead of oranges they export extacy, pot, and crack.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I am forwarding this message to the Gibson family as soon as I am finished typing this.

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Tell them Jesus said hi.

And that the time for revenge is now.

Also, stop with the fucking crosses.

I mean it's like sticking guns in front of some dude who almost died from a fatal shooting. You sick fucks.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Uh...California borders Canada.

Well BC, if you can consider that Canada.

Wait, it's BC...

Dude, you have any idea how much weed you can score in BC?

It's just a huge fucking drug province.

It's like Florida except instead of oranges they export extacy, pot, and crack.

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Umm... California doesn't border Canada. You have to cross Washington and Oregon first.
I'm going to BC. As soon as I can.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Tell them Jesus said hi.

And that the time for revenge is now.

Also, stop with the fucking crosses.

I mean it's like sticking guns in front of some dude who almost died from a fatal shooting. You sick fucks.

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You're lucky it is impossible from you to commit blasphemy.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

Umm... California doesn't border Canada. You have to cross Washington and Oregon first.
I'm going to BC. As soon as I can.

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Washington and oregon don't count.

Why?

Because they both suck.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

You're lucky it is impossible from you to commit blasphemy.

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Maybe it's not, maybe there's another god above me, I just don't believe in him.

Wait, that's some crazy shit right there, God is an atheist. Since god doesn't beleive in a higher power nor an equal god, he's an atheist.

Dude, that's fucking twisted.

So I have nearly completed the first page of my paper. I really need to stop jacking around and just fucking do it. I think I might actually get off of here now.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Maybe it's not, maybe there's another god above me, I just don't believe in him.

Wait, that's some crazy shit right there, God is an atheist. Since god doesn't beleive in a higher power nor an equal god, he's an atheist.

Dude, that's fucking twisted.

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Mindblowing, just mindblowing.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

So I have nearly completed the first page of my paper. I really need to stop jacking around and just fucking do it. I think I might actually get off of here now.

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You can log out anytime you want.

But you can never leave.

Unless there's a power failure.

Or your modem dies.

Or your computer spontaneously combusts.

Or you ejactulate on the outlets causing a fire which roasts your computer and your nuts.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Washington and oregon don't count.

Why?

Because they both suck.

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OK, that's true.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Wait, that's some crazy shit right there, God is an atheist. Since god doesn't beleive in a higher power nor an equal god, he's an atheist.

Dude, that's fucking twisted.

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Doesn't God believe in himself, though?

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Mindblowing, just mindblowing.

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Yeah. I think I might need to sit down.

Wait, I am.

Fucking hell, where'd this chair come from?

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

Doesn't God believe in himself, though?

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Yes, but not in a higher power.

Since an atheist who believes himself to be the top isn't considered a theist, neither would god.

Dispite claims of being the top, can he truly be sure.

And that's where things get mindblowing.

Okay, I need to lay off the pipe.

I'm starting to sound like one of those random stoner hippie dudes from every movie ever.

Any minute now I'll start mentioning "nachos" or "the munchies" while blasting out phrases like "radical" and "far out".

And then I'll just have to kill myself.

/sleep
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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Okay, I need to lay off the pipe.

I'm starting to sound like one of those random stoner hippie dudes from every movie ever.

Any minute now I'll start mentioning "nachos" or "the munchies" while blasting out phrases like "radical" and "far out".

And then I'll just have to kill myself.

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Groovy, man. That's a real gas.

Damn, I can't find my knife...

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Originally Posted by polobunny

/sleep
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You logged in just to tell us you're sleeping?

polo, I think you have a problem.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

Groovy, man. That's a real gas.

Damn, I can't find my knife...

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Like whoa man.

Check the chest of that paper boy who smashed your mailbox.

I think you left it in there.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Like whoa man.

Check the chest of that paper boy who smashed your mailbox.

I think you left it in there.

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No, that's where I left my hatchet.

Found it. It was pinning a death threat to my neighbor's door.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

No, that's where I left my hatchet.

Found it. It was pinning a death threat to my neighbor's door.

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You used a knife to pin a note?

How old school of you.

Most people would simply kill the family pet and splatter the blood on the walls to form the note.

But in the flash, they tend to forget the style.

The knife pinned note says it all.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

You used a knife to pin a note?

How old school of you.

Most people would simply kill the family pet and splatter the blood on the walls to form the note.

But in the flash, they tend to forget the style.

The knife pinned note says it all.

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I normally do something more subtle, like killing a family member and carving the note into their back, but I didn't feel like it yesterday.

I finally stopped looking like Rosy OD and started looking like Silent Bob.

*thrusts*

take that, Dan!

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I normally do something more subtle, like killing a family member and carving the note into their back, but I didn't feel like it yesterday.

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That works pretty well.

As long as they're completely dead when you start carving.

Nothing sucks more than a poorly carved note or a blood soaked note.

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Originally Posted by Darth

I finally stopped looking like Rosy OD and started looking like Silent Bob.

*thrusts*

take that, Dan!

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Well that's good news.

However I hear rosy is very big with the lesbians, so that might reduce your chance of getting hot lesbian ass.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

That works pretty well.

As long as they're completely dead when you start carving.

Nothing sucks more than a poorly carved note or a blood soaked note.

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I would say "What about your mom?" but that would be juvenile and insulting.
Once the guy woke up while I was carving. I didn't know men could scream that loudly and in such a high pitch.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I would say "What about your mom?" but that would be juvenile and insulting.
Once the guy woke up while I was carving. I didn't know men could scream that loudly and in such a high pitch.

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It would be. It's also something that I would likely post were it said by someone else.

I'm guessing you didn't slit his throat first?

Rookie mistake, the throat should be the first target.

It's especially fun when it's done in a non life threatening way which will still severely limit the ability to scream.

It's major fun to watch someone try to scream when they can't.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

It would be. It's also something that I would likely post were it said by someone else.

I'm guessing you didn't slit his throat first?

Rookie mistake, the throat should be the first target.

It's especially fun when it's done in a non life threatening way which will still severely limit the ability to scream.

It's major fun to watch someone try to scream when they can't.

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I'm not exactly a rookie. I did slit the throat - I just didn't do it properly. (it was my second time, give me a break)
I'm doing much better now. I drained all the blood out of the last one. Any ideas for what I should do with it? It's still fresh enough.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I'm not exactly a rookie. I did slit the throat - I just didn't do it properly. (it was my second time, give me a break)
I'm doing much better now. I drained all the blood out of the last one. Any ideas for what I should do with it? It's still fresh enough.

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Red cross it.

Or mix it with the right amount of alcohol.

It makes a kickass wine.

Anyway, looks like the offline life is calling, and I must be away.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Red cross it.

Or mix it with the right amount of alcohol.

It makes a kickass wine.

Anyway, looks like the offline life is calling, and I must be away.

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Red Cross didn't want it for some reason.

Well, thanks for the temporary break from my sad and lonely existence. Later.

Almost two pages done. I have never spent so long, yet done so little work on a paper in my life. I keep getting sidetracked and end up just sitting and listening to music or browsing the web. Here it is 5:20 in the morning and I am still not done with this fucking paper. The weird thing is that I really don't even care how late it is. Normally I would say fuck it and just quit typing, but right now I feel rather relaxed. I don't think I will get the best grade ever on this like I had planned though. As long as I get some points I will somehow be satisfied.

So I get up from my chair to go take a piss and brush my teach. When I open the door to leave my room it wakes my dog up. It follows me into the bathroom and just stares at me. As I am brushing my teeth I look out into the hallway, my dog looks back at me, then takes a piss all over the carpet. What the hell dog, you could have barked at me or something to show that you wanted to go outside. It is 5:30 in the morning and I am cleaning up dog piss.

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Originally Posted by snkupo

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Hmm.. I'm feeling hungry.
Ray?

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Originally Posted by strongbad

So I get up from my chair to go take a piss and brush my teach. When I open the door to leave my room it wakes my dog up. It follows me into the bathroom and just stares at me. As I am brushing my teeth I look out into the hallway, my dog looks back at me, then takes a piss all over the carpet. What the hell dog, you could have barked at me or something to show that you wanted to go outside. It is 5:30 in the morning and I am cleaning up dog piss.

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If you brush your teach as you say you do I'm sure you'll get good grades.

Cookie, can I ask you something? Something that I've wanted to ask you for a long time...

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

If you brush your teach as you say you do I'm sure you'll get good grades.

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Whoops, those are the mistakes that happen when you are tired. This makes me think about what mistakes I may have made in my paper. I am done, but i have no idea what I wrote. I must sleep now.

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Originally Posted by Lethe°

Cookie, can I ask you something? Something that I've wanted to ask you for a long time...

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Sure, I'll decide if I answer it once I read the question :P

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Whoops, those are the mistakes that happen when you are tired. This makes me think about what mistakes I may have made in my paper. I am done, but i have no idea what I wrote. I must sleep now.

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Nite/morning strong, have a recovering rest.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Sure, I'll decide if I answer it once I read the question :P

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When was the last time you had a cookie?
*clash*

Hmm. Just seen Tekken 6.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.p...pe=wmv&pl=game

Bryan can use a shotgun. :thinking: