The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Strongbad]

Never had that problem.

I did have an overactive sex drive though.

Still waiting for it to go away.

Well, I had some of the most expensive shit out there. It was like 250 american dollars for a few fucking ounces. They gave me enough of it to literally render me unconcious for four and a half days. I can't desribe how awesome it felt when I woke up. It was like being bombarded with rainbows, unicorns, boobs, and my whole body felt like it was in a higher state of being. Sadly, when that wore off no more fun was to be had.

[NosRedna]

Those daily requirements are bull anyway.

Anyone care to tell me how me and some kid half my size require the same amount of sugar and fat to live?

Because I don't see it.

You're supposed to base the requirements off of a 2000 calorie diet or something. I don't get it either. I just figure that anything that has 10% or more of saturated fat or cholesterol is automatically classified as "delicious."

[Strongbad]

Those daily requirements are bull anyway.

Anyone care to tell me how me and some kid half my size require the same amount of sugar and fat to live?

Because I don't see it.

And that is why small children are the ones who get the fattest.

[crusher]

I almost died I was laughing so hard because of that picture.

Yeah it's fun stuff. No idea where it is from though.

[NosRedna]

And that is why small children are the ones who get the fattest.

And taste the best when cooked properly. The taste is similar to pork, but different somehow.

[Strongbad]

And taste the best when cooked properly. The taste is similar to pork, but different somehow.

I mainly stick to molesting children rather than eating them. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

[Raype]

Well, I had some of the most expensive shit out there. It was like 250 american dollars for a few fucking ounces. They gave me enough of it to literally render me unconcious for four and a half days. I can't desribe how awesome it felt when I woke up. It was like being bombarded with rainbows, unicorns, boobs, and my whole body felt like it was in a higher state of being. Sadly, when that wore off no more fun was to be had.

Well I'm Canadian, so I don't see the bill.

Free Medical Services FTW.

And damn, I gotta get me that shit.

Also, painkillers wearing off suck.

Especially if they're for a leg injury.

Especially if you're standing when they wear off.

Especially if you're standing on stairs.

Especailly if said stairs are icy and rail free.

Dude, that sucked harder than corey's mom.

You're supposed to base the requirements off of a 2000 calorie diet or something. I don't get it either. I just figure that anything that has 10% or more of saturated fat or cholesterol is automatically classified as "delicious."

What I want to know is who's this asshole who eats 2000 calories a day?

Come on, that's like 1 cookie and a handfull of potato chips.

Or half a steak.

Or 1/4 of a burger

Or something.

I must be well into 10000 calories daily.

Yet I'm not fat.

Don't you just hate me?

And that is why small children are the ones who get the fattest.

And then the pedophiles don't need to be in shape to catch the kids, so they get fat.

And the cops don't need to be fit to catch the pedos, so they get fat.

blah blah blah.

Eventually everyone is a fatass and I blame the kids.

[NosRedna]

Don't you just hate me?

No, not really. I just strongly dislike you for having a high metabolism and free medical services.

[Strongbad]

And then the pedophiles don't need to be in shape to catch the kids, so they get fat.

And the cops don't need to be fit to catch the pedos, so they get fat.

blah blah blah.

Eventually everyone is a fatass and I blame the kids.

Children are somehow at the core of every problem. Much like the Jews are responsible for all of the wars the world has ever scene. I need to call up Mel and have him incorporate murdering all of the children in the world with his master Jew slaying plan.

[Strongbad]

No, not really. I just strongly dislike you for having a high metabolism and free medical services.

Just get a fake Canadian ID and move to a bordering state. That is what I plan to do.

[Raype]

No, not really. I just strongly dislike you for having a high metabolism and free medical services.

1. Exercise and being awake 20+ hours a day

2. Canada.

There's my secret.

Children are somehow at the core of every problem. Much like the Jews are responsible for all of the wars the world has ever scene. I need to call up Mel and have him incorporate murdering all of the children in the world with his master Jew slaying plan.

If you were even remotely smart, you'd combine the two plans into a two stage plan.

1. Hire the jews to secretly kill all the children. They've done it before *cough*7th plague*cough* they can do it again.

2. Reveal evidence of said child killing, sit back and enjoy the holocaust/lollercaust.

Of course if that fails, start a rumor in Iran that jew blood contains refined uranium.

They'll be extinct within a month.

[NosRedna]

Just get a fake Canadian ID and move to a bordering state. That is what I plan to do.

But California is so sunny and happy and cheery all the time... oh, wait, that's the Vicadin in me talking. Sorry.
Yeah, I should do that.

[Strongbad]

If you were even remotely smart, you'd combine the two plans into a two stage plan.

1. Hire the jews to secretly kill all the children. They've done it before *cough*7th plague*cough* they can do it again.

2. Reveal evidence of said child killing, sit back and enjoy the holocaust/lollercaust.

Of course if that fails, start a rumor in Iran that jew blood contains refined uranium.

They'll be extinct within a month.

I am forwarding this message to the Gibson family as soon as I am finished typing this.

[Raype]

But California is so sunny and happy and cheery all the time... oh, wait, that's the Vicadin in me talking. Sorry.
Yeah, I should do that.

Uh...California borders Canada.

Well BC, if you can consider that Canada.

Wait, it's BC...

Dude, you have any idea how much weed you can score in BC?

It's just a huge fucking drug province.

It's like Florida except instead of oranges they export extacy, pot, and crack.

[Raype]

I am forwarding this message to the Gibson family as soon as I am finished typing this.

Tell them Jesus said hi.

And that the time for revenge is now.

Also, stop with the fucking crosses.

I mean it's like sticking guns in front of some dude who almost died from a fatal shooting. You sick fucks.