The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[NosRedna]

Uh...California borders Canada.

Well BC, if you can consider that Canada.

Wait, it's BC...

Dude, you have any idea how much weed you can score in BC?

It's just a huge fucking drug province.

It's like Florida except instead of oranges they export extacy, pot, and crack.

Umm... California doesn't border Canada. You have to cross Washington and Oregon first.
I'm going to BC. As soon as I can.

[Strongbad]

Tell them Jesus said hi.

And that the time for revenge is now.

Also, stop with the fucking crosses.

I mean it's like sticking guns in front of some dude who almost died from a fatal shooting. You sick fucks.

You're lucky it is impossible from you to commit blasphemy.

[Raype]

Umm... California doesn't border Canada. You have to cross Washington and Oregon first.
I'm going to BC. As soon as I can.

Washington and oregon don't count.

Why?

Because they both suck.

You're lucky it is impossible from you to commit blasphemy.

Maybe it's not, maybe there's another god above me, I just don't believe in him.

Wait, that's some crazy shit right there, God is an atheist. Since god doesn't beleive in a higher power nor an equal god, he's an atheist.

Dude, that's fucking twisted.

[Strongbad]

So I have nearly completed the first page of my paper. I really need to stop jacking around and just fucking do it. I think I might actually get off of here now.

[Strongbad]

Maybe it's not, maybe there's another god above me, I just don't believe in him.

Wait, that's some crazy shit right there, God is an atheist. Since god doesn't beleive in a higher power nor an equal god, he's an atheist.

Dude, that's fucking twisted.

Mindblowing, just mindblowing.

[Raype]

So I have nearly completed the first page of my paper. I really need to stop jacking around and just fucking do it. I think I might actually get off of here now.

You can log out anytime you want.

But you can never leave.

Unless there's a power failure.

Or your modem dies.

Or your computer spontaneously combusts.

Or you ejactulate on the outlets causing a fire which roasts your computer and your nuts.

[NosRedna]

Washington and oregon don't count.

Why?

Because they both suck.

OK, that's true.

Wait, that's some crazy shit right there, God is an atheist. Since god doesn't beleive in a higher power nor an equal god, he's an atheist.

Dude, that's fucking twisted.

Doesn't God believe in himself, though?

[Raype]

Mindblowing, just mindblowing.

Yeah. I think I might need to sit down.

Wait, I am.

Fucking hell, where'd this chair come from?

Doesn't God believe in himself, though?

Yes, but not in a higher power.

Since an atheist who believes himself to be the top isn't considered a theist, neither would god.

Dispite claims of being the top, can he truly be sure.

And that's where things get mindblowing.

Okay, I need to lay off the pipe.

I'm starting to sound like one of those random stoner hippie dudes from every movie ever.

Any minute now I'll start mentioning "nachos" or "the munchies" while blasting out phrases like "radical" and "far out".

And then I'll just have to kill myself.

[polobunny]

/sleep
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[NosRedna]

Okay, I need to lay off the pipe.

I'm starting to sound like one of those random stoner hippie dudes from every movie ever.

Any minute now I'll start mentioning "nachos" or "the munchies" while blasting out phrases like "radical" and "far out".

And then I'll just have to kill myself.

Groovy, man. That's a real gas.

Damn, I can't find my knife...

[Raype]

/sleep
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You logged in just to tell us you're sleeping?

polo, I think you have a problem.

Groovy, man. That's a real gas.

Damn, I can't find my knife...

Like whoa man.

Check the chest of that paper boy who smashed your mailbox.

I think you left it in there.

[NosRedna]

Like whoa man.

Check the chest of that paper boy who smashed your mailbox.

I think you left it in there.

No, that's where I left my hatchet.

Found it. It was pinning a death threat to my neighbor's door.

[Raype]

No, that's where I left my hatchet.

Found it. It was pinning a death threat to my neighbor's door.

You used a knife to pin a note?

How old school of you.

Most people would simply kill the family pet and splatter the blood on the walls to form the note.

But in the flash, they tend to forget the style.

The knife pinned note says it all.

[NosRedna]

You used a knife to pin a note?

How old school of you.

Most people would simply kill the family pet and splatter the blood on the walls to form the note.

But in the flash, they tend to forget the style.

The knife pinned note says it all.

I normally do something more subtle, like killing a family member and carving the note into their back, but I didn't feel like it yesterday.

[Ahkei]

I finally stopped looking like Rosy OD and started looking like Silent Bob.

*thrusts*

take that, Dan!