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That works pretty well.Originally Posted by NosRedna
As long as they're completely dead when you start carving.
Nothing sucks more than a poorly carved note or a blood soaked note.
Well that's good news.
However I hear rosy is very big with the lesbians, so that might reduce your chance of getting hot lesbian ass.
Jerkface
I would say "What about your mom?" but that would be juvenile and insulting.
Once the guy woke up while I was carving. I didn't know men could scream that loudly and in such a high pitch.
"If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
-Isaac Asimov
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It would be. It's also something that I would likely post were it said by someone else.
I'm guessing you didn't slit his throat first?
Rookie mistake, the throat should be the first target.
It's especially fun when it's done in a non life threatening way which will still severely limit the ability to scream.
It's major fun to watch someone try to scream when they can't.
Jerkface
I'm not exactly a rookie. I did slit the throat - I just didn't do it properly. (it was my second time, give me a break)
I'm doing much better now. I drained all the blood out of the last one. Any ideas for what I should do with it? It's still fresh enough.
"If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
-Isaac Asimov
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Red cross it.
Or mix it with the right amount of alcohol.
It makes a kickass wine.
Anyway, looks like the offline life is calling, and I must be away.
Jerkface
Red Cross didn't want it for some reason.
Well, thanks for the temporary break from my sad and lonely existence. Later.
"If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
-Isaac Asimov
Turn and Burn.
Almost two pages done. I have never spent so long, yet done so little work on a paper in my life. I keep getting sidetracked and end up just sitting and listening to music or browsing the web. Here it is 5:20 in the morning and I am still not done with this fucking paper. The weird thing is that I really don't even care how late it is. Normally I would say fuck it and just quit typing, but right now I feel rather relaxed. I don't think I will get the best grade ever on this like I had planned though. As long as I get some points I will somehow be satisfied.
You guy are welcome anytimeWe have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
Turn and Burn.
So I get up from my chair to go take a piss and brush my teach. When I open the door to leave my room it wakes my dog up. It follows me into the bathroom and just stares at me. As I am brushing my teeth I look out into the hallway, my dog looks back at me, then takes a piss all over the carpet. What the hell dog, you could have barked at me or something to show that you wanted to go outside. It is 5:30 in the morning and I am cleaning up dog piss.
You guy are welcome anytime
C is for Cookie.
Hmm.. I'm feeling hungry.
Ray?
C is for Cookie.
If you brush your teach as you say you do I'm sure you'll get good grades.
Bye!
Cookie, can I ask you something? Something that I've wanted to ask you for a long time...
Turn and Burn.
Whoops, those are the mistakes that happen when you are tired. This makes me think about what mistakes I may have made in my paper. I am done, but i have no idea what I wrote. I must sleep now.
You guy are welcome anytime
C is for Cookie.
Sure, I'll decide if I answer it once I read the question
Nite/morning strong, have a recovering rest.
Bye!
Alright.Sure, I'll decide if I answer it once I read the question
Get Ready...
*deep breath*
*drum roll*
*silence*
When was the last time you had a cookie?
*clash*
Bye!
Hmm. Just seen Tekken 6.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player.p...pe=wmv&pl=game
Bryan can use a shotgun. :thinking:
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